Patent Applied For

[mummymonkey]

I know that patents are a favourite hobby horse of Randi's. This is a peach, courtesy of Number Watch. (http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/)

Wormhole Generator. (http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-adv.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&p=1&S1=20060071122.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060071122&RS=DN/20060071122)


Edit: I note Randi already has had a go at this one.

[Tricky]

Very interesting. But what with ending your thread title with a preposition, it looks like the topic was

Patent applied for mummymonkey

I'd like to see the blueprints.

[gfunkusarelius]

i love when they namedrop to lend credibility to their jumble of meaningless words:
"..which creates a spacetime curvature distortion with negative energy in accordance with Einstein's General Theory of Relativity. "
meaningless drivel

[drfrank]

The basis for this invention is an event, referring to FIG. 1, occurring on May 2, 2004, in which the inventor ("he") personally experienced a full-body teleportation while walking to the bus stop
It would have been exactly at this point that I threw the application in the bin.

[Dr. A Sheikh]

Dr. Frank are you creator of Dr. Frank formula spray?

http://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/drfranks/nopainspray/?cid=173474

[prewitt81]

Dr. Frank are you creator of Dr. Frank formula spray?

http://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/drfranks/nopainspray/?cid=173474

He's not just the creator, he's also a client. :)

[Dr. A Sheikh]

The names are so similar. :p

[strathmeyer]

The names are so similar. :p

Yes, I can see how you could confuse Dr Frank the homoeopathic fraud with Dr Frank the decent human being. They look exactly the same.