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Cynric
25th May 2006, 02:55 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/5014450.stm


Father-of-three Mr Jones told magistrates: "I was renovating the back of my home with a local builder when Ms Burgess appeared in her garden.

"She walked back and fore completely naked - I went to get my video camera to record the incident.

Hmm. Interesting response.

"I have been extremely shaken by this. It has been very upsetting and worrying. I don't want to bring up my children in such an environment."

Won't someone please think of the children?
Naked women make children go blind. It's like Medusa.


Prosecutor Maggie Hughes said sunbathing nude "could be grossly offensive to normal decent persons in society".

Normal decent people who get out their camcorder and then call the police. Rather than, say, minding their own business, or perhaps shouting "would you mind putting some clothes on, please?" over the fence.

My country is mad.

Grammatron
25th May 2006, 03:01 PM
There is no better evidence than video taping.

Charlie Monoxide
25th May 2006, 03:14 PM
This is very shocking behavior!

Charlie (Can I get a copy of the tape?) Monoxide

Grammatron
25th May 2006, 03:16 PM
This is very shocking behavior!

Charlie (Can I get a copy of the tape?) Monoxide

Click on the link and I dare you to ask for it again.

Cynric
25th May 2006, 03:28 PM
There is no better evidence than video taping.

Evidence that the person holding the camera has issues?

Grammatron
25th May 2006, 03:30 PM
Evidence that the person holding the camera has issues?

Possibly.

Elind
25th May 2006, 04:44 PM
Won't someone please think of the children?
Naked women make children go blind. It's like Medusa.


Without seeing the pictures, it's hard to know if that's true or not.:eye-poppi

tkingdoll
25th May 2006, 04:56 PM
Without seeing the pictures, it's hard to know if that's true or not.:eye-poppi

Have you seen the woman?

Ewwwwwwww.

strathmeyer
25th May 2006, 06:31 PM
I'd hit it with...

...oops, this isn't Fark.

WildCat
25th May 2006, 06:45 PM
I was excited about the steak I'm about to grill (rain won't stop me!), but now I'm not that hungry any more, and I fear I'll go blind... :eek:

money
25th May 2006, 09:20 PM
... I've seen worse.

In "There's Something About Mary."