Okay skeptics, debunk this irrefutable conspiracy!

[c4ts]

http://www.jewsdidwtc.com/proof.php?evidence=cubictime

Absolute proof! You cannot deny this very important evidence which National Geographic hid from the public!

[Cyphermage]

http://www.jewsdidwtc.com/proof.php?evidence=cubictime

Absolute proof! You cannot deny this very important evidence which National Geographic hid from the public!

It's by the Gay ****** Association of America, a well-known trolling group.

[Cyphermage]

It's by the Gay ****** Association of America, a well-known trolling group.

What? I can't say ******?

Can I mention the British town of Scunthorpe?

[Hawk one]

It's by the Gay ****** Association of America, a well-known trolling group.

I think that was c4ts' point, that the webpage was (I assume) a complete spoof...

[Kiwiwriter]

I read the entire web page, and I'm having trouble holding my lunch after doing so.

I devoutly hope this is someone's idea of a sick joke, and not seriously meant.

There is more than enough vicious anti-Semitism in this world. :jaw-dropp

[dahduh]

Not a complete spoof, I think. The article referred to bears a strong resemblance to material at timecube website, and there is even a wikipedia article on cubic time - just do a google search. Amazingly enough, the author could be in earnest.

What must it be like to live in such a cracked brain? To see random associations everywhere and believe them to be significant?

Mind you, maybe I just fell into the same trap. There are probably crackpots enough to independently come up with 'cubic time', and I'll bet they don't bother to read each others 'proofs'.

[Cyphermage]

Not a complete spoof, I think. The article referred to bears a strong resemblance to material at timecube website, and there is even a wikipedia article on cubic time - just do a google search. Amazingly enough, the author could be in earnest.

What must it be like to live in such a cracked brain? To see random associations everywhere and believe them to be significant?

Mind you, maybe I just fell into the same trap. There are probably crackpots enough to independently come up with 'cubic time', and I'll bet they don't bother to read each others 'proofs'.

Perhaps the Gay N-Words are making fun of the Timecube folks.

[Nihilanth]

Time Cube!

http://www.somethingawful.com/learning_triangle/index.htm

LEARNING TRIANGLE!

[Meffy]

Time Cube... Learning Triangle... then there's that Food Pyramid the star of "Close Encounters" makes on the dining room table. Explain that one away, U.S. Department of Agriculture. *hmph*

[SRW]

Time Cube... Learning Triangle... then there's that Food Pyramid the star of "Close Encounters" makes on the dining room table. Explain that one away, U.S. Department of Agriculture. *hmph*

The USDA and the Jew
http://docu2.usc.edu/webcache/chs/production/80/09/1d/CHS-887cis_1024_lres.jpg Fish

[Meffy]

Gevalt, a FISH! Such a fish I've never SEEEEN.

[c4ts]

Gene Ray is my all time favorite woo woo, and while the site I linked in the first post is not serious, he is. This is his site:

www.timecube.com

[Nihilanth]

For those of you that don't know and maybe thought I was serious or something, Learning Triangle is a fake Something Awful page they came up with in response to Time Cube. It's frikkin hysterical. Don't touch copper from the dirty ground, you dumbys!

[c4ts]

Time is a cube, volcanoes make gravity, the Earth is still and the Heavens go round above! 9/11 is lie all becase of evil NASA-Jew Aristotle! Maybe he terrist? I tink so! Us miliary is defiantly involve.

[bjb]

That Cubic Time Theorem didn't make any sense to me until I realized a cube has six faces = 6 = STAR OF DAVID. I'm surprised the GN's left that out of their proof.

Also, a cube has eight corners = 8, + 6 faces = 14 = number of 9/11 coincidences:

New York City has 11 letters.
Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
New York is the State # 11
The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11.
The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.


This itself is no coincidence so it must be further IRREFUTABLE PROOF.THIMK.

[SRW]

That Cubic Time Theorem didn't make any sense to me until I realized a cube has six faces = 6 = STAR OF DAVID. I'm surprised the GN's left that out of their proof.

Also, a cube has eight corners = 8, + 6 faces = 14 = number of 9/11 coincidences:

New York City has 11 letters.
Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
New York is the State # 11
The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11.
The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.


This itself is no coincidence so it must be further IRREFUTABLE PROOF.THIMK.

And this post is 220 words on 22 lines!!!!! Coincidence I think not.

[JamesDillon]

Ha ha ha! Note the Star of David lovingly photoshopped onto the side of the plane hitting the WTC at the top of the page. If that's not "irrefutable proof," I don't know what would be.

[headscratcher4]

Am I the only one to make the connection that Anne Coulter was not at the WTC on 9/11 or flying on any of the planes. Seems a pretty good bet to me that she knew that it was coming...

[Yahzi]

Not a complete spoof
It has to be. No self-respecting crackpot would rob from Gene Ray so completely (students are EDUCATED STUPID with CUBELESS LINEAR TIME LIE), and no geniune crackpot could copy him so accurately.

It's either a spoof, or Gene Ray in new clothes. Since so much effort is spent tying to present "evidence," I vote spoof, as real crackpots never focus on evidence.

Check out the "fan art" page, where the public sends in stuff that's too much even for the hoaxers.

I particularly like the proof via WingDings font.

:D