Time Cube lives!

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

And it's yours for US$15.00
http://watch.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00020&dept_id=001&cat_id=007

:eye-poppi

[rjh01]

Is that a breech of the rules posting to pure commercial ads? Or is there a point to the post?

[brodski]

Is that a breech of the rules posting to pure commercial ads? Or is there a point to the post?
the post is a joke. Althought it's only funny if you allready know about this guy www.timecube.com (http://www.timecube.com)

[BillC]

I assume it's a reference to here. (http://www.timecube.com/)
(Tin foil hat recommended befoe clicking)

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

the post is a joke. Althought it's only funny if you allready know about this guy www.timecube.com (http://www.timecube.com)

Quite correct brodski.

[Anacoluthon64]

http://www.timecube.com/
:jaw-dropp

My most abject apologies. How deluded I was. I thought I'd just about seen it all.

How wrong I was.

'Luthon64

[fuelair]

Pluterday anyone?

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

:jaw-dropp

My most abject apologies. How deluded I was. I thought I'd just about seen it all.

How wrong I was.

'Luthon64


Woah!


Timecube virgin eh? Yeah Gene Ray is a hoot.

[Meffy]

If Gene Ray and Gene Scott ever met, the detonation would vaporize half the Milky Way Galaxy.* I generally dismiss any use of the phrase "weak genes"... but sheesh.
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* The part that's not already vapor, that is.

[Anacoluthon64]

Woah!


Timecube virgin eh? Yeah Gene Ray is a hoot.
Och aye. I was sorely tempted to post something involving the benefits of occasional and strategic chlorination of the human gene pool, and barely managed to restrain my provocative tendencies. Any clues as to the size of this clown's sympathiser base?

'Luthon64

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Och aye. I was sorely tempted to post something involving the benefits of occasional and strategic chlorination of the human gene pool, and barely managed to restrain my provocative tendencies. Any clues as to the size of this clown's sympathiser base?

'Luthon64

I don't know about his fanbase, but I do know he's been around the 'net for more than seven years.

[Meffy]

Was Gene Ray by any chance into Calendar Reform before starting the Time Cube thing? I barely recall reading some truly off-the-wall Calendar Reform books about half a lifetime ago. One of those subjects that attracts... erm, enthusiasts of a certain kind.

[jj]

Timecube.com has been around for circa 10 years, at least.

(insert twilight zone theme, fading out)

[joseph k.]

You were educated to live an evil lie - and your heirs will suffer hell for your stupidity.

At least he doesn't believe any evil lies. I thought I had seen kookiness, but I realized I had not quite, until now. Woo-ow.

[brodski]

Any clues as to the size of this clown's sympathiser base?
Reading his stuff it seems that his sympathizer base is basically, well, him. Everyone else is "educated stupid", of part of the conspiracy.

[TriangleMan]

TimeCube is forever eternal! TimeCube will never die! (and anyone who thinks otherwise is educated stupid evil) ;)

[Hagrok]

TimeCube is forever eternal! TimeCube will never die! (and anyone who thinks otherwise is educated stupid evil) ;)
Tough talk from a man with only 3 sides!

[rjh01]

I just had some fun. Put time cube or timecube in Google. Have fun looking at the crazy sites!
Could not find this page.

[The Kilted Yaksman]

Tough talk from a man with only 3 sides!
But he did take out Particle Man. That's gotta be worth something, huh? ;)

[Jeremy]

Am I the only one who feels that Time Cube is likely an elaborate joke put on by Gene Ray?

[TriangleMan]

Tough talk from a man with only 3 sides!
The Cube is made up of Triangles, you will note that Gene Ray never denies the Triangle. All things are made up of Triangles, TimeCube is first step to recoginizing 4-D Triangle Universe!!

(those who say otherwise are obviously not working for our Illuminati-overlords) :D

[TriangleMan]

But he did take out Particle Man. That's gotta be worth something, huh? ;)
Don't forget about Person Man as well! :)

[Pidge]

Just don't let Elijah777 anywhere near the www.timecube.com site - He/she doesn't need any extra ideas on creative ways of inflicting pain via the optic nerve.

Gah, I could barely read through the eyestrain.

And the pain of my brain trying to turn itself inside out from the brief scan of the content.

[cloudshipsrule]

This Gene guy makes believers in cloudships seem quite sane!

So this is the secret our government and educators have been keeping from us?

1-Midday to midday = a 24 hour day rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown = a 24 hour day rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight = a 24 hour day rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup = a 24 hour day rotation.

I was working on a 5 corner face lifetime theory because of the importance I place on dinner.

5-Dinnertime to Dinnertime = a 24 hour day rotation.

5 Corner Faces!


Fictional scientific term of the day: 'Cubium dipole atom' Has he actually seen one?

I don't want to be cubic anymore:(

[cloudshipsrule]

"Your midday is someone else's midnight, someone else's sundown and even someone else's sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 - 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature's 4-Day Time Cube Creation. "

This is classic!

Wonder why he didn't choose an octagon by simply including 4 additional, arbitrary times during a 24 hour period?

What, exactly, do we get if we decide to believe in the 4 in 1 day theory? How is this the most important scientific discovery ever?

So if we live to be 70 years old we're really 280 years old in cubism years?

[Meffy]

Wonder why he didn't choose an octagon by simply including 4 additional, arbitrary times during a 24 hour period?
Think it's so easy? You try typing while counting past five on your fingers, smarty-pants.

What, exactly, do we get if we decide to believe in the 4 in 1 day theory?
Half price senior citizen specials at all participating Shoney's Restaurants. Not valid in combination with other offers. Void where prohibited. Not a lot better where not prohibited. Do not remove tag under penalty of law. No loitering. Plus if you believe before yesterday midnight, you receive a lovely styrofoam TimeCube Car Antenna Topper so you -- and they* -- will be able to find your car antenna in any crowd... even if you don't have a car to mount the antenna on. Keep 'em guessing with the TimeCube Car Antenna Topper!
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* You know. Them. *nodnod* Mmm-hm.

[cloudshipsrule]

How do the North and South poles fit into this theory? The poles do not rotate at the same rate as the equator, though they are on the same axis. Show me a sunrise in November in the North Pole! How does the cube theory work using a single point, assuming the North or South Pole were defined as a single point for the sake of math. (Oops. I forgot that our current understanding of math is flawed from the get-go.)

If I work a little more on this, maybe I could get the $1,000 bucks.:)

[Meffy]

Waiter: "A flaw in your soup, you say? What's it doing?"

[fuelair]

Waiter: "A flaw in your soup, you say? What's it doing?"

Diner: "The backstroke - poorly!"


Anthro fandom?:)

[Meffy]

badda-BOOMP! tsssh

Yup, since before there was such a thing. No conventions though.

[Temporal Renegade]

Ah, the Time Cube. I'd forgotten about that!

Doesn't really matter, though...this is the only Time Cube that matters!
(Well, more of a rectangle, really....)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Tremas/Doctor%20Who/tardis.jpg

[Meffy]

Hmm, looks cramped from out here. Mind if go in and I try it out? =^_^=

*puts on scarf and floppy hat*

Ta daaa -- Dr. Phew.

[Temporal Renegade]

Hmm, looks cramped from out here. Mind if go in and I try it out? =^_^=

*puts on scarf and floppy hat*

Ta daaa -- Dr. Phew.

Why not? The more, the merrier! You wouldn't believe the decor; makes the place seem really huge! :)

[Kage]

I just experienced total brain lock reading that.

The -1x-1 = -1 reminds me of the arguments surrounding negative and imaginary numbers in 6th grade. This guy should deny .9999... = 1 as a bonus.

[Gr8wight]

Am I the only one who feels that Time Cube is likely an elaborate joke put on by Gene Ray?

Yes.

[gruk]

Timecube.com has been around for circa 10 years, at least.

(insert twilight zone theme, fading out)

It's been around since about 1995 (on the 'net, at least). Might, possibly, be older, but that's when I first saw it.

There's some strange people out there.

[TriangleMan]

It's been around since about 1995 (on the 'net, at least).
Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray) notes that the Time Cube website has been around since 1997, but that Gene had been posting his theories on internet forums before that.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray) notes that the Time Cube website has been around since 1997, but that Gene had been posting his theories on internet forums before that.

Which is why I have trouble believing he's just hoaxing/joking/yanking chains/etc. It would be incredibly difficult to maintain his consistent incoherency over almost 10 years.

[Meffy]

In the words of a rather bad old song, "Wiki wacky woo."

[gruk]

Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray) notes that the Time Cube website has been around since 1997, but that Gene had been posting his theories on internet forums before that.

Well, prior to being at TimeCube.com it was a single page off a free hosting site (GeoCities, possibly?). Of course, all i have to date it is circumstantial evidence. :blush:

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Well, prior to being at TimeCube.com it was a single page off a free hosting site (GeoCities, possibly?). Of course, all i have to date it is circumstantial evidence. :blush:

Just as long as Gene Ray and David Icke never join forces, we should be okay.

[Anacoluthon64]

Just as long as Gene Ray and David Icke never join forces, we should be okay.Hmm, a rotating 4-D alien cube lizard spouting inanities could be quite amusing, I think.

On the other hand, if they do meet, their egos conceivably could collide and annihilate each other...

I can dream, can't I? :mad:

'Luthon64

[c4ts]

So does this thing display cubic time? I need to know what Lincoln and JFK are doing in relation to my corner.

[c4ts]

Just as long as Gene Ray and David Icke never join forces, we should be okay.

If they pick up Alex Chiu's immortality rings there's no stopping them! Except maybe Aristotle (www.geocities.com/aristotleisbad)...

[TriangleMan]

On the other hand, if they do meet, their egos conceivably could collide and annihilate each other...
This reminds me of an anecdote a psychology professor told me about a sanitarium where three patients all believed they were Jesus Christ. The head of psychology there had the three of them become roommates, in the hopes that they'd at least sort out between them which one of the three was 'Jesus' so the other two might be cured. :D

Apparantly it didn't work, all of them still believed they were Jesus and that the other two were imposters/crazy/robots etc.