Duck X-Ray Reveals Alien Head

[blakehaydn]

Here's one for ya: http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060601185009990001&ncid=NWS00010000000001

[gfunkusarelius]

ha, i voted on the polls under the pic , one question was "do you believe there was other life in the duck?" (which is a poorly phrased question obviously, but i know what they were meaning to say) and "do you believe there's other life out there?" and the overall results were exactly mirrored. 12% yes, 78% no for Q1 and 78% yes and 12% no for Q2.

[hh-dragon]

The organization is auctioning off the X-ray on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Aliens-Alien-Martian-Duck-X-Ray-XRay-Mallard-Bird-ET_W0QQitemZ9524777005QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1469QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

And here is an aucction shamelessly trying to capitalize on "duck alien" keyword popularity.

"Actual Potato Looks Like Alien Face! Be Sure To Duck!
WE JUST DUG THIS UP - WEIRD TATER DUBBED ~SPUDNICK~"

http://cgi.ebay.com/Actual-Potato-Looks-Like-Alien-Face-Be-Sure-To-Duck_W0QQitemZ9525564649QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1468QQs sPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[MRC_Hans]

Ridiculous.

Hans

[Spektator]

Ducks are xenophages?

I imagine the next Star Trek movie: "Captain--we are under attack by an alien ship."

"Fire the duck torpedoes."

[zakur]

If only it had a beard. Then we'd have another silly Jesus image instead of a silly alien image.

[greyfeather75]

or a hooded cloak...then it would be a silly virgin image

[Horatius]

I'd vote that the duck does contain "other life", as I'm pretty sure there's batcteria in the guts of ducks too. Not to mention fleas and whatnot.

Probably not what they're looking for, though.

[Dark Jaguar]

I care nothing for this ducksray!

[Meffy]

The cavemen have known about this all along, and have been doing their part. I refer you to the GEICO car insurance television advert: "I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa."

[edit] You can watch the advert here: http://www.funnyclipcentral.com/content/geicocaveman3.php

[Ladewig]

Hmm, maybe this explains why a duck's quack doesn't echo.

[woodguard]

How much evidence do you need for proof.

You can’t deny the picture, it is proof.

Aliens are (BEEP)ing ducks. This is the next step after anal probes?


What do you think they are doing, they making bird flu !!!! :eek:


This is proof that Bird flu is the Aliens verse of Aids!

[Gravy]

(Yawn) Give me a ring when the story is "Alien x-ray reveals duck head."

[jimtron]

How would anyone know what a space alien looks like? It's funny how so many people think they know.

[Meffy]

By referring to an X-ray of a duck's gut, of course. Most reliable method yet discovered.

[case sensitive]

"The alien" has a round head, two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Now what are the odds that an alien from a completely different evolutionary tree would look the same as us?

[TheFeds]

"The alien" has a round head, two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Now what are the odds that an alien from a completely different evolutionary tree would look the same as us?
All that, and end up inside of a duck.

[Meffy]

The odds are 100%, of course -- there it is. O_:-} Now, about how the alien can fit any brain at all in a little stylized skull alongside those grapefruit-sized eyes... I'm thinking hyperdimensional folding. Or maybe crystal feng shui aroma auras. Or sump'n.

[rjh01]

It ate a head whole.

[SteveGrenard]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/05/26/DUCK.TMP

[Hindmost]

Maybe the duck ate a grilled cheese sandwich with a religious icon on it...

glenn:boxedin:

[Pardalis]

Ducks are xenophages?

I imagine the next Star Trek movie: "Captain--we are under attack by an alien ship."

"Fire the duck torpedoes."

LOL

I guess we don't have anything to fear from an alien invasion.

[The Kilted Yaksman]

If only it had a beard. Then we'd have another silly Jesus image instead of a silly alien image.
I grew up watching reruns of classic Star Trek, so to me a beard would mean it's from the evil universe.:boggled:

[Meffy]

I guess we don't have anything to fear from an alien invasion.
Not if we duck.

[Correa Neto]

Its PROOF that evil reptiloid aliens are spreading genetically engineered virus (teh bird flu) using migrating birds to enslave mankind!!!

They totally copied X-files!!!!

[Shrike]

Looks like Eddie to me.
http://www.spawn.com/toys/music/other/trooper/images/other_trooper_photo_02_dp.jpg

[Rolfe]

We reckon it's an accumulation of grit etc. in the duck's gizzard. Sorry to be so boring.

I have to hand it to the animal charity. If they can make money out of this, good luck to them. Basically, though, you can tell they're just having a laugh.

Whitney Streiber lives!

Rolfe.