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Blue Monk
8th June 2006, 02:00 AM
As in doornail.

It's on the news ( ABC )
Blue Monk
8th June 2006, 02:02 AM
Apparantly in a bombing raid.

Woohoo!
The Don
8th June 2006, 02:14 AM
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=58114
Magyar
8th June 2006, 04:18 AM
Another turning point, proof that we were right all along and that god is on our side - coming up on ABC in 10 minute, the speach from Bush.
Tricky
8th June 2006, 04:34 AM
I think we can all be glad about this. But it doesn't mean that invading Iraq was a good idea. There will be plenty of others leaping to fill the void vacated by Zarqawi.
BPSCG
8th June 2006, 04:47 AM
I think we can all be glad about this. But it doesn't mean that invading Iraq was a good idea. There will be plenty of others leaping to fill the void vacated by Zarqawi.Well, we won't be able to count among those others seven of AZ's top lieutenants, who were with him at the time and are also enjoying 72* virgins as this is being written. Al Qaeda's gonna have to go farther down the depth charts to find replacements, not just for AZ, but for his lieutenants.

* 72 x 8 = 576. That's a lotta virgins. And you can only use them once before they stop being virgins. Where does Allah get them all? And what does he do with them after they've done their job? Have them clean the bedrooms? And really, 72 virgins? Was the best sex you ever had with a virgin? If Allah really wanted to reward the believers, wouldn't he stock the place with babes from the Bunny Ranch (http://www.bunnyranch.com/)?
jj
8th June 2006, 09:55 AM
Well, we won't be able to count among those others seven of AZ's top lieutenants, who were with him at the time and are also enjoying 72* virgins as this is being written. Al Qaeda's gonna have to go farther down the depth charts to find replacements, not just for AZ, but for his lieutenants.

* 72 x 8 = 576. That's a lotta virgins. And you can only use them once before they stop being virgins. Where does Allah get them all? And what does he do with them after they've done their job? Have them clean the bedrooms? And really, 72 virgins? Was the best sex you ever had with a virgin? If Allah really wanted to reward the believers, wouldn't he stock the place with babes from the Bunny Ranch (http://www.bunnyranch.com/)?


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