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The Fool
12th June 2006, 04:23 AM
Its really not as big as people make it out to be...took me just over 13 months.
Carnivore
12th June 2006, 04:32 AM
Thats... nice...
The Fool
12th June 2006, 04:46 AM
Thats... nice...
Its not my greatest achievement. I have also collected the entire set of Mcdonalds happy meal toys. But unlike the size of the World wide web which is commonly overestimated there are actually many more happy meal toys than people think.
tkingdoll
12th June 2006, 05:10 AM
Pah, I reached the end of the internet months ago.

It's here: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
The Fool
12th June 2006, 05:15 AM
Pah, I reached the end of the internet months ago.

It's here: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
Bastard.......I bet you've even got a happy meal toy I have not seen.
tkingdoll
12th June 2006, 05:23 AM
Bastard.......I bet you've even got a happy meal toy I have not seen.

I bet I have, as they're often different in the UK.

I wish I'd known, I was in McDs last week and there were two abandoned Happy Meal toys on the table. Sure, they had a little ketchup and milkshake on 'em, but a little rinse and a wipe with a napkin, and they'd have been good as new. I could have sent them to you and changed your life.
Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
12th June 2006, 05:24 AM
Uh, Fool, in those 13 months another billion pages appeared. You're not done yet.

~~ Paul
geni
12th June 2006, 05:51 AM
Pah, I reached the end of the internet months ago.

It's here: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

Bah wikipedia has an aticle on those pages:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_last_page_of_the_Internet
tkingdoll
12th June 2006, 06:24 AM
Bah wikipedia has an aticle on those pages:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_last_page_of_the_Internet

Geni, you do understand that both the link I posted and my posting of it WERE JOKES?

Yes?

Good grief. :rolleyes:
BPSCG
12th June 2006, 06:41 AM
Its really not as big as people make it out to be...took me just over 13 months.Bah. Pat Robertson reads the entire internet every day, including everyone's emails, right after brushing his teeth and before breakfast, correcting grammatical, syntactical, punctuation, and spelling errors along the way.

He could do it while brushing his teeth - actually between the time he puts the toothpaste on his brush and actually puts the brush in his mouth - except that trying to make sense of TF's and CFLarsen's postings in the Politics forum is exceptionally tedious, draining, man-killing work.
Kevin_Lowe
12th June 2006, 07:10 AM
Bah. Chuck Norris...
Morrigan
12th June 2006, 08:50 AM
Bah! Jack Bauer would do it in under 24 hours.
Meffy
12th June 2006, 09:19 AM
Yay, you win teh Interwebz! What will you do with them?
Upchurch
12th June 2006, 09:50 AM
I hear there's a new expansion pack coming out this month.
The Fool
12th June 2006, 05:19 PM
except that trying to make sense of TF's and CFLarsen's postings in the Politics forum is exceptionally tedious, draining, man-killing work.
Can't you leave your petty political grievances for the petty political forum and concentrate on petty computer issues in the petty computer issues forum?

or its off to bed without your whisky.
LibraryLady
12th June 2006, 06:27 PM
Bah! Jack Bauer would do it in under 24 hours.

Bah, it would be beneath Dr. House to even think about it.
RayG
12th June 2006, 07:46 PM
The entire web?

http://www.dedelen.com/Images/cs_images/spock.jpg

As Spock would say, fascinating. Improbable, but fascinating.

RayG
Zep
12th June 2006, 10:55 PM
Evidence?
The Fool
13th June 2006, 04:34 AM
Evidence?

Evidence? I don't need no steenkin evidence...

You cannot name one single site I have not seen. Granted, Tkingdoll found the only place I have not been....but I've been there now....
TobiasTheViking
13th June 2006, 04:52 AM
* TobiasTheViking links TF to tubgirl.
BPSCG
13th June 2006, 05:16 AM
You cannot name one single site I have not seen. I have it on good authority that TF, in fact, spends most of his waking hours on single sites, panting and wiping sweat from his brow, muttering, "She's out there, I know she's out there..."

It's true! :)
Janus
13th June 2006, 05:36 AM
Surf the web? Thats nothing (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/07/01).
Psi Baba
13th June 2006, 08:57 AM
Its really not as big as people make it out to be...took me just over 13 months.
Well, good. To Hell with Google then. From now on, when we need to find something, we're coming to you for it. And you better have the answer (or at least a url). :)
The Fool
14th June 2006, 08:54 PM
I have it on good authority that TF, in fact, spends most of his waking hours on single sites, panting and wiping sweat from his brow, muttering, "She's out there, I know she's out there..."

It's true! :)

I went to a site that was advertised as a meeting place for lonely guys....It was very interesting....lots of lonely guys...... and loretta, who I suspect may in reality just be another lonely guy.


and I know she is not out there....because she is still in the freezer.