Shoe size - Penis size conversion chart

[razerbern]

This is really why the web was created...

Man's Anatomy and Show Size: Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart. (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html)

I don't think I need to say any more about this, do I?

[Dancing David]

Inquiring minds want to know, eh.
Hey I wera eleven one half shoes, silly chart.
Peace

[Underemployed]

Thank goodness that chart is not true, or my wife would never let me near her.

[Marvel Frozen]

I thnik that chart's a little messed up.

[Michael Redman]

Hmm . . .

I normally wear a 9 1/2, but fit better into a 9 wide? I wonder what that means? :confused:

[Fade]

Why was I not told I have an 11 inch penis :confused:

[shemp]

In theory, my shoes should be 4 sizes smaller.

[Dragonrock]

Yep, that's right, I wear a 10 1/2 US. Read 'em and weep.

[swellman]

My wife says shoe size is not important.

[Ladewig]

I thnik that chart's a little messed up.

I think the whole idea is a little messed up.

[Genghis Pwn]

Originally posted by Dragonrock
Yep, that's right, I wear a 10 1/2 US. Read 'em and weep.

<-------- 10 3/4. Read THAT and weep. :D

[LW]

Too bad that the chart is rubbish. I don't have a pointer to the data available, but I've seen figures stating that in Finland the average penis size is about 14.5 cm (when measured the right way, from topside. You can easily fool yourself by measuring from side for an extra cm or three). On the chart this corresponds to shoe size 39-40. The average shoe size here for men is around 42-44. (And before you start teasing all Finnish men, I'd like to note that similar results have been found in studies that were done in California and Mexico)

[jasonmccoy]

The only correlation that I have ever found with shoe size relates to the length of a person's foot and the distance between the fold on the inside of the elbow and the base of the wrist!

[bjornart]

This chart only adds to the well-founded theory that there is no correlation between shoe size and penis length.

Either that or this is one more area where my body doesn't meet 'normal' parameters.

[Larspeart]

Well, lets see.

I wear a size 14EEE. Using that chart, I should be 11"+ long and have a 'tool' about as thick as your average mens wrist.

My gf is 5'1" and weighs about 105 pounds.

So, according to that chart, my gf should have massive internal injuries?

Is that about right?

:rolleyes:

[psiphi]

Originally posted by swellman
My wife says shoe size is not important.

I can attest to shoe size.:eek: