A complete list of things caused by Global Warming

[StewartP]

We're doomed.

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

[KingMerv00]

lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!) (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,99627,00.html)

Well at least it's not all bad.

[This Guy]

"Global warming: polar bears behave aggressively"

I'm sure this causes concern in about 10 people! ;)

Interesting list.

[Axenos]

I enjoyed "Ice Sheet Growth" immediately followed by "Ice Sheet Shrinkage"...

They left out Paris Hilton however...

Regards All,

Axe

[Deetee]

How about "Global cooling"
Nice one......

And "Harvest increase" followed by "Harvest shrinkage"
and "Hibernation ends too soon", "Hibernation ends too late."

Polar bears do seem to suffer a bit:
"aggressive polar bears", "drowning polar bears", "cannibalistic polar bears"

[Meffy]

This source claims "harvest increase" will be a result of global warming? That must include noxious weeds, as they're Most Likely to Succeed in the brave new sauna. Weeds that cause decreasing harvests (of crop plants) among them.

One weed that appears particularly well suited for a hotter world is that old favorite, Poison Ivy. Woo hoo!