Ha! I Am Invisible!

[helius]

HAH! You all sckeptic about me when I fly, when I make cake too! You tell me "Helius, you are idiot, you no get million $$$!" Well, YOU ARE THE FOOLS!, becuase now I show you! I AM INVISIBAL!

In pichure below, you see me (BUT YOU NOT SEE ME HAH HA HA!) stand in front of trees in Fiji. (Yes, I flew there using my speciaul water!) You not see me because I am invisibal!!! LOSERS YOU ALL ARE!

I have invent new speciaul water. It have molucules taht are treated with psychich thoughts and magnetisms too, so when you pour the water over you, it bend light around you and you cant be seen! nobody can see me! HAH~! I WILL BE RICH, AND YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE ME!!!

So go ahead, look for me in pichure below. Look long time, you no will see me! I AM INVISIBAL!!! YOU BETTER SEND ME MILLION NOW, OR I MAKE IT RAIN INVISIBAL WATER AND NOTHING WILL EVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN!!!

[Mojo]

I can see you.

[Overman]

Fake poster.

I guess that makes him invisible....

[Blue Mountain]

I have invent new speciaul water. It have molucules taht are treated with psychich thoughts and magnetisms too, so when you pour the water over you, it bend light around you and you cant be seen! nobody can see me! HAH~! I WILL BE RICH, AND YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE ME!!!
Did you pass all the water yourself?

So go ahead, look for me in pichure below. Look long time, you no will see me! I AM INVISIBAL!!! YOU BETTER SEND ME MILLION NOW, OR I MAKE IT RAIN INVISIBAL WATER AND NOTHING WILL EVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN!!!
Just because we can't SEE the rain doesn't mean it won't be WET!

It rain at NIGHT. No see rain, but glasses get streaked the same.

We give you the million! (raindrops, that is)

[De_Bunk]

Helius...

I know what you are doing...and i get the joke...

But i doubt if the Admin will find it funny..

DB

[Dumb All Over]

Would anyone mind defining the word "INVISIBAL". Until I know what this word means, it might be very true that he is invisibal.

[Raphael]

helius, about you're cake recipe- can you make it so that any weight I gain from eating it would be invisible? Now that would be worth a million.

[KingMerv00]

Oh please...you are clearly the one holding the camera.

[Meffy]

You win. I'm standing near you, holding out the million dollars, so please go ahead and take it with my compliments.

What? Can't see me? Or the million? *tsk* How inconvenient these super-powers are at times! Just call me Midas the Mephit.

[De_Bunk]

It appears none of you guys have understood 'Helius' and his little joke...and it has nothing to do with belief in his paranormal claims or photographs...or content of their post...



Proof that most of you rely on Windows 'helpful' software to enhance your internet experience...



DB

[n11/n12]

"How not to be seen."

[Meffy]

It appears none of you guys have understood 'Helius' and his little joke...and it has nothing to do with belief in his paranormal claims or photographs...or content of their post...
I haven't understood it, no. I admit your superior knowledge. Care to clue me in?

Proof that most of you rely on Windows 'helpful' software to enhance your internet experience...
Rue, o rue the day I ever dared to demand proof that I use Windows! Oh, wait...

[Dumb All Over]

It appears none of you guys have understood 'Helius' and his little joke...
Please, clue us in, De Bunk.

Yours,
Windows User

[Dumb All Over]

Does this mean that he is not invisibal? I was beginning to believe I could SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM.:)

[rjh01]

I suggest you do the most basic research before you announce you are clueless. How about looking at helius' previous threads? Like this one? http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=10819 It will be enough to make you pass water.

[De_Bunk]

Thankyou Admin...

It was funny, once...and clever...and i was wonderin' when someone would work it out...


;)

DB

[Overman]

I suggest you do the most basic research before you announce you are clueless. How about looking at helius' previous threads? Like this one? http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=10819 It will be enough to make you pass water.

I still don't get it...Is this bad humor, some sort of windows bug...just inane babble??

Please clue in the clueless...

[Cyphermage]

I still don't get it...Is this bad humor, some sort of windows bug...just inane babble??

Please clue in the clueless...

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

[Nihilanth]

Well, I don't know about YOU guys, but I thought it was kinda funny. I mean, it would be better if he put it on a website instead of clogging the forum, but then again, my first post was claiming lightning avoiding powers, so who am I to accuse?

[William Smith]

Funny, but not ha-ha-funny to me.

[Blackwell]

I can clearly see you, Helius! All I did is a little levels adjustment in Photoshop, and there you are, clear as day, sitting with your back toward the camera. I've pointed you out in red.

Also, I've helpfully pointed out the numerous Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) hiding in the palms, as well as the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

http://www.mansfieldstudios.com/images/helius.jpg

[Meffy]

I suggest you do the most basic research before you announce you are clueless. How about looking at helius' previous threads? Like this one? http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=10819 It will be enough to make you pass water.
I remember that thread, yes. So is the joke that the OP is a joke? Most of the responders seem to be working on that basis. :-D So if that's all there is to it, most of us guys did understand. Or in focusing on the meta-joke am I missing a painfully obvious meta-meta-joke involving over-analysis of what wasn't that much of a gag to begin with?

[Blue Mountain]

I remember that thread, yes. So is the joke that the OP is a joke? Most of the responders seem to be working on that basis. :-D So if that's all there is to it, most of us guys did understand. Or in focusing on the meta-joke am I missing a painfully obvious meta-meta-joke involving over-analysis of what wasn't that much of a gag to begin with?
Way ahead of you! I'm working on the meta-meta-meta-meta-meta-meta joke. (I think that's the UNIVERSE. Or 42.)

[kittykatkarma]

I've figured out how it's done!!!
Helius
It's freaky... I know! :jaw-dropp

Plus it requires none of that "passed water" making is safe for hours of sanitary fun.
Just one click ~ now you see Helius... Click again ~ now you don't!

[Meffy]

Welcome to our ool.

[shemp]

Well, I don't know about YOU guys, but I thought it was kinda funny. I mean, it would be better if he put it on a website instead of clogging the forum, but then again, my first post was claiming lightning avoiding powers, so who am I to accuse?

I hardly think that 17 posts in 3 years is "clogging the forum." The guy's just having some fun parodying the nut cases who make outrageous claims for the $1,000,000. At least, I hope he is, for his sake.

[rjh01]

INVISIBAL means that to see it in a photo you must photo shop the photo first. Just like Blackwell has done.

Helius has therefor proved his claim. If he ever wants me to PM James Randi to say what a great person Helius is then I will do so.

[De_Bunk]

I won't publicly post what actually happened...

But it was nothing nasty or damaging...just mildly irritating...

Don't worry 'bout it...


:D


DB

[Meffy]

Don't worry 'bout it...
Um...

Okay.

*shrug*

[De_Bunk]

Hey...

Never forget...

I am De_Bunk...International man of mystery / Partime smartass...

[Meffy]

And I am Skunk, Skunk of the Mountain! ... no, wait, that's Chuck. I'm just plain old Meffy Ellis, extranational mephit of concussedness / full-time fearer of revolving doors. Howza.

[William Smith]

Get a room, you two.

[Meffy]

Nya. Jealous.

[neon]

Is that him on the beach?

:boggled:

[Meffy]

I think it's Einstein. He was famously on a beach too, according to Glass at least.

[articulett]

Fake poster.

I guess that makes him invisible....

dirisible

[articulett]

even schizophrenics get internet access on occasion--
(but catchy thread title, no?)

[RandFan]

I don't get it.

[articulett]

I don't get it.
I'm guessing it's better to FORget it.

[William Smith]

I don't get it.

I think that's the joke. :rolleyes:





Btw, RandFan: Your son's Idiocy-Detect-:D-Meter has proven to be calibrated nicely. G:D:Dd j:Db.

[RandFan]

I think that's the joke. :rolleyes: ;) I know. "I don't get it" is another.

[William Smith]

;) I know. "I don't get it" is another.

German genes no understand subtle humour. Uga buga.



:blush:

[Kimpatsu]

YOU BETTER SEND ME MILLION NOW, OR I MAKE IT RAIN INVISIBAL WATER AND NOTHING WILL EVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN!!!
So, you're seen in the rain?
:D

[Kimpatsu]

German genes no understand subtle humour.
An English couple have a child. After the birth, medical tests reveal that the child is normal, apart from the fact that it is German. This, however, should not be a problem. There is nothing to worry about. As the child grows older, it dresses in lederhosen and has a pudding bowl haircut, but all its basic functions develop normally. It can walk, eat, sleep, read and so on, but for some reason the German child never speaks. The concerned parents take it to the doctor, who reassures them that as the German child is perfectly developed in all other areas, there is nothing to worry about and that he is sure the speech faculty will eventually blossom. Years pass. The German child enters its teens, and still it is not speaking, though in all other respects it is fully functional. The German child's mother is especially distressed by this, but attempts to conceal her sadness. One day she makes the German child, who is now 17 years old and still silent, a bowl of tomato soup, and takes it through to him in the parlour where he is listening to a wind-up gramophone record player. Soon, the German child appears in the kitchen and suddenly declares, "Mother. This soup is a little tepid." The German child's mother is astonished. "All these years," she exclaims, "we assumed you could not speak. And yet all along it appears you could. Why? Why did you never say anything before?" "Because, mother," answers the German child, "up until now, everything has been satisfactory."

[Beleth]

Helius! Welcome back!

I still shudder to think what would happen if someone ate some of your cake...