Noah's Ark Found...Again?

[JP1283]

This time they claim they found it on mountains near Tehran, Iran. Be sure to watch the video too.

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/has-noahs-ark-been-found/20060629173309990001

[kitakaze]

OK, second heads up tonight but no link this time. Psst... scroll down.

[JP1283]

This is the same who guy who claimed to have found Paul's shipwreck. He is very fundamentalist and has no credentials that label him as an archaeologist. Still, it is an interesting find. They found seashells embedded in the rock slab around the site, and it does look like petrified wood.

[kittynh]

what happened to the man who was building Noahs Ark in the US?

[Brown]

I've heard enough folks claim they found the alleged object, only to watch their evidence turn into s**t. I expect the same thing will happen here.

I saw the photos. I saw nothing that looked like a primitive boat. But I thought I did spy Captain Kirk fighting a Gorn in the background....

[WagnerianDisciple]

So Noah had a penchant for moving and hiding the ark - this we now know. First Ararat and now Mount Suleiman. And now to think that while the Iranians have been enriching uranium (U-235 isotope) that they could have also told us that they had the ark all along! A little honesty goes a long way these days. So this may be why Noah parked it here, first in Turkey and then Iran - thinking his secret will always be safe.

The only evidence to verify existence of the ark would be a DNA test showing evidence of the Unicorn. Then, and only then, can we truly believe.

And Kitty, someone did attempt to build an ark replica here? Let's scour the mountains of the Northeast for this one. It may turn up.

Enjoy and enrich your existence everyone,

WD

[demonologist]

This is the same who guy who claimed to have found Paul's shipwreck. He is very fundamentalist and has no credentials that label him as an archaeologist. Still, it is an interesting find. They found seashells embedded in the rock slab around the site, and it does look like petrified wood.

They don't want it to be petrified wood. Wood takes millions of years to petrify.

[Apathia]

Creationist petrification sets in in seconds.

[Dr Adequate]

I remember when I used to think that this might be true.

I didn't say that and no-one can prove otherwise.

Nothing to see here.

Move along.

[Dr Adequate]

what happened to the man who was building Noahs Ark in the US? IIRC, in order to construct such a massive structure he had to use concrete and steel as construction materials.

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