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DaChew
30th June 2006, 12:30 PM
Thought it was a joke site. It's not. $7.50 a bottle.

http://karmaguard.com/

bob_kark
30th June 2006, 12:32 PM
I wish they would rename it Wooter. "For all your Woo needs."

Kelly
30th June 2006, 12:42 PM
"Return Policy

If the bottle(s) of Karma Guard you purchased arrives damaged, return to us within 14 days of the original
purchase date and we will exchange free of charge.

Please notify us of all returns via email. Also, be sure to include the reason(s) for your return."

What? No refunds if my soul is not protected??????

Johnny Pixels
30th June 2006, 12:57 PM
I see their newpaper clippings come from all the good scientific journals, OK!, Teen People and Star Magazine.

fishbait
30th June 2006, 01:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/fishbait/********.jpg

Sal The Butcher
30th June 2006, 02:19 PM
Lindsay Lohan's been seen spraying it at clubs in LA, Jessica Simpson was seen with it at Tracey Ross Boutique, Elton John bought cases of it for every one of his houses.

i hate this country

Sal The Butcher
30th June 2006, 02:25 PM
Karma Guard was first conceived of 20 years ago by two hit songwriters, Andy Goldmark and Bruce Roberts, responsible for mega-records by Jessica Simpson, Cher, N*SYNC, Celine Dion, Elton John, Barbra Streisand to name a few.


i REALLY hate this country and its fasination with these people, its what is wrong with our country, they provide a distraction from whats is going on, and the media spends most of its news time on them...


its a fact that most americans get ALL thier news from local TV news(i cant watch local news for more then 2 minutes without wanting to punch something)...


the FCC should be taking away the broadcast liscences of these stations for turning news into entertainment, there isnt supposed to be a ratings war with the news and there should be no reason for advertisiers to buy time on the news, the networks are ALL mandated to do the news so none of them has an advantage as the one station that doesnt have to break from its programming, and they find a way around it by advertising thier own shows and using blatant product placement in the news, showing nothing but human interest stories, and saturating the broadcasts with non-sense about these idiots

tsg
30th June 2006, 02:28 PM
I notice it's sold at Spencer Gifts, famed purveyors of "Bull***t Repellent", "Old Fart Pills" and other deliberate nonsense.

Axiom_Blade
30th June 2006, 02:45 PM
I notice it's sold at Spencer Gifts, famed purveyors of "Bull***t Repellent", "Old Fart Pills" and other deliberate nonsense.

Yes. I've seen the KarmaGuard before, and I thought it was in the same league as all those other gag gifts. I didn't think anybody was actually taking it seriously.