CT score board for SBrown

[Class]

249. Has any 9/11 conspiracy theorist ever backed up a claim with evidence?

[The_Fire]

250: Is SBrown not aware that I am the center of the universe?
251: Is Sbrown not aware that it's a sign of mental instability to think that It is worth a deaththreat??

[SBrown]

250: Is SBrown not aware that I am the center of the universe?
251: Is Sbrown not aware that it's a sign of mental instability to think that It is worth a deaththreat??
I just realized why you may have just attacked me so. I notice you are female. You may believe me to be female and feel threatened by all the attention I get here. Well don't be because I am 100% male and 100% married, so I am no threat to you. :catfight: :catfight: :catfight: :jaw-dropp LOL

[The_Fire]

252: How come the board makes so much more sense when Sbrown is on ignore?

[grayman]

230. Is it the heat or the humidity? (careful, might be a trick question)

253. Hot enough for ya?

[SBrown]

254. How many pages will this thread about me get to?:boxedin:

[The_Fire]

254: Why is it snowing in Hell?
255: Where's Holger?

[SBrown]

257. Awww look(why did) the_fire ge:catfight: t us all messed up on numbers?...

[DavidJames]

256. Where did you say we were going and why are we in this handbasket?

[grayman]

257. Why has thou forsaken me?

[The_Fire]

258: And the most important: Why are there no Murphys Irish Bitter Draught around here when you need it?

ETA:
259: In regards to the current danish heatwave: Ok, WHOM OF YOU IDIOTS LET THE DOORS TO HELL STAND OPEN SO THE HEAT COULD ESCAPE?!

[JamesDillon]

--

[SBrown]

312. Page 8 soon?

[SBrown]

322. Who thinks my avatar is cute?

388. Who thinks it is ugly?

[Temporal Renegade]

323. Why do 'psychics' who claim that they are too morally righteous to try for the money in the Million Dollar Challenge, always seem to have absolutely no moral struggle in scamming money from believers?

[Meffy]

260. Is this your card?

[SBrown]

325. Damn people ignore Temporal Renegade just like me huh?

[The_Fire]

261: Why does my personal teddybear hold a couple of handcuffs in his hands while na....Oh.....Nevermind....

[SBrown]

390. Wait if Pardallis started this thread yet has me on ignore how are we gonna tally the results?

[Meffy]

262. Why can't the weather people time their lightning a little later so the flash and thunder come at the same time?

[The_Fire]

263: Why does God always mess up his fuses and make the sparks fly?

[Meffy]

@The_Fire: Because God didn't read the sign.
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das maschine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

264. Where do lost car keys go between the time you lose them and when they migrate to behind the sofa cushions?

[The_Fire]

265: Why doe Meffy and Chaplin sound the same? ;)
266: Should I be worried that I could actually make sense of the genlish Meffy just wrote?

[WildCat]

267. Why does my cat suddenly jump up and run full out to the other side of the house every now and then?

[milesalpha]

268. If M&Ms melt in your mouth but not in your hand, what do they do in your armpit?

[gtc]

259: In regards to the current danish heatwave: Ok, WHOM OF YOU IDIOTS LET THE DOORS TO HELL STAND OPEN SO THE HEAT COULD ESCAPE?!

269: Please, is the Danish fetta in the fridge? Don't let it melt!

[TjW]

270. Do you believe in rock and roll?
271. Can music save your immortal soul?
272. Can you teach me how to dance real slow?

[Stellafane]

273. Does this dress make me look fat?

(For the uninitiated, it's not the answer that's important -- there's only one, and it's "no," trust me -- it's how fast and how emphatically your say it. A touch of utter disbelief that she would even ask also helps; practice in the mirror if necessary.)

[Powa]

274. Oops, did I mess up the numbers earlier?

[Powa]

275. How much is 1?

[rjh01]

273. Does this dress make me look fat?

(For the uninitiated, it's not the answer that's important -- there's only one, and it's "no," trust me -- it's how fast and how emphatically your say it. A touch of utter disbelief that she would even ask also helps; practice in the mirror if necessary.)

No, but it just does not suit you.

[Powa]

276. Do androids dream of electric sheep?

[Hellbound]

277. Does an adroid version of MdC dream of electric goats?

[kitakaze]

276. Do androids dream of electric sheep?Neato, man! I'm reading that right now. 278. How soon is now?

[Regnad Kcin]

273. Does this dress make me look fat?http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1773394&postcount=139

[Stellafane]

278. Does Regnad Kcin know the difference between pants and a dress?

[Stellafane]

279. You found what in my luggage?

[c0rbin]

I am an Internet Sombody!

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=8443

[c0rbin]

Twice even :)

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=8474

[Pardalis]

276. Do androids dream of electric sheep?

280- is Deckard human or a replicant?

[DavidJames]

I am an Internet Sombody!

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=8443Their tiny little brains have us as the same person.

Personally I'm flattered, you might want to sue :)

It's a shame they have to lie about events I was involved in. Especially considering anyone can go back and see what actually happened.

For example Jerry did say:I don't challenge this man's credentials but it is obvious to me that some people there might have been involved.

And johndoeX did post more then 52 times in this thread...
http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7139

[c0rbin]

Did you get banned or something?

I think I am approaching critical mass, like a kernel about to pop. I suspect that any post now I will get the boot.

Anyway, they think I am you and that does not frustrate me either

[Anacoluthon64]

281. Do picky androids dream of eclectic sheep?

'Luthon64

[DavidJames]

Did you get banned or something?

I think I am approaching critical mass, like a kernel about to pop. I suspect that any post now I will get the boot.

Anyway, they think I am you and that does not frustrate me eitherFirst I was suspended for 3 days, then 2 weeks, then during that 2 weeks, johndoeX said he was going to get my IP banned, which it was.

Edit to add: I just see you linked to lyrics from Amused to Death. Maybe we are the same person :D

[c0rbin]

First I was suspended for 3 days, then 2 weeks, then during that 2 weeks, johndoeX said he was going to get my IP banned, which it was.

Edit to add: I just see you linked to lyrics from Amused to Death. Maybe we are the same person :D


For beer money in college I used to bet people quarters they couldn't name Pink Floyd songs I couldn't play and sing (on the guitar). I would make my wages on Wish You Were Here and Comfortable Numb, with the occassional Pigs or Bike. But I gladly flipped a quarter to the guy who challenged me to Several Species of Small Fury Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict :D

[Johnny Pixels]

282. How long has this been going on?


283. Q2FuIGFueW9uZSByZWFkIHRoaXM=?

[realitybites]

284. Where do they teach you to talk like that?

285. At some Panama City, sailor wanna hump-hump bar?

286. Or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey?

[grayman]

287. Do you eat with that mouth?

[The_Fire]

288: Are you currently sitting on your head?!

[Regnad Kcin]

289. Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

[Powa]

290. Could he be the one? Could he truly be the one?

[Regnad Kcin]

291. Is it an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

[Hellbound]

292. Is it bigger than a breadbox?

[Powa]

293. Is our children learning?

[Powa]

294. To whom are all our base belong?

[realitybites]

295. Is Lady In The Water worth the $12.50?

296. Is M. Night Shamalamadingdong all out of ideas?

297. Why did I like Signs so much?

[realitybites]

298. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

299. A hospital! What is it?

300. Is the red zone for immediate loading and unloading and there is no parking in the red zone or is the white zone for immediate loading and unloading and there is no parking in the white zone?

[Powa]

301. How much is that Brooklyn bridge you're selling?

[Regnad Kcin]

302. How much is that doggie in the window?

[Meffy]

I believe 302 is a duplicate question. In a subsidiary item I specified that a waggly tail was required. Greggery Peccary provides the following queries.

303. Is this the old loft with the paint peeling off it, by the Chinese police where the dogs roll by?

304. Is this where they keep the philostophers now, with the rugs and the dust, where the books go to die?

305. How many yez got?

306. Says yez got quite a few, just sitting around there with nothing to do?

307. Well I just called yez up 'cos I wanted to see can a philostopher be some assistance to me?

[Regnad Kcin]

I believe 302 is a duplicate question. In a subsidiary item I specified that a waggly tail was required.Question #111. (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1772370&postcount=122) Rats!

New question 302. Why is it "rats" instead of, say, philodendrons?

[Hellbound]

308. DId you write the book of love?
309. DO you believe in God above?
310. If the Bible tells you so?
311. Do you believe in Rock 'n' Roll?
312. Can music save your mortal soul?
and
313. Can you teach me how to dance real slow?

[Mutton-Head]

297. Why did I like Signs so much?


Because it had really good characters

[Powa]

308. DId you write the book of love?
309. DO you believe in God above?
310. If the Bible tells you so?
311. Do you believe in Rock 'n' Roll?
312. Can music save your mortal soul?
and
313. Can you teach me how to dance real slow?
http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1780274&postcount=277

[Powa]

314. Will you be my mommy?

[Meffy]

315. If you tie a piece of buttered bread to a cat's back and drop it, does it land on its feet or butter-side down?

316. Do sheep shrink after they've been rained on?

[Temporal Renegade]

317. If you're in a vehicle going at exactly the speed of light, and turned on your headlights, would anything happen?

[realitybites]

Because it had really good characters
318. Mutton, was I talking to you?

(haha, just kiddin' buddy. :) )

[realitybites]

319. Or am I.....?

[Meffy]

[getting back to degree-of-wooness test questions]

320. Why did the U.S. Government reclassify as "fiction" Edgar Rice Burroughs' scholarly -- yet rip-roaring -- factual works exploring the rich and colorful civilization on Mars? Extra credit if you're familiar with John Carter's treatises on biplanetary comparative swordsmanship.

[Regnad Kcin]

321. Did someone say, "Blast-off?"

[gumboot]

317. If you're in a vehicle going at exactly the speed of light, and turned on your headlights, would anything happen?


Your brain melts and dribbles out your ears. I know this from personal experience.

QUESTION ME NOT!!!

-Andrew

[Powa]

322. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[valis]

165- Is Oprah a lesbian?

According to Oprah; no. http://www.wnbc.com/entertainment/9526868/detail.html

[Nucular]

283. Q2FuIGFueW9uZSByZWFkIHRoaXM=?
01101110 01101111 00101110

[Johnny Pixels]

01101110 01101111 00101110

Phew, that's a relief.

323. What's it all about, Alfie?

324. At what point did the US goverment realise they wouldn't make it to the moon and start commissioning screen plays for the Apollo 11 landing?

[Powa]

325. Who's watching me?

[Jackalgirl]

326: How come the word "palindrome" isn't one?

[Tamarillicent]

327. Is the pellet with the poison in the flagon with the dragon, or does the vessel with the pestle have the brew that is true?
328. What happened to the chalis from the palace?

[Meffy]

329. You have been deeded a triangular plot of land measuring 200 feet on the long side and 100 feet on each of the short sides. What is the best crop to plant there?

[grayman]

329. You have been deeded a triangular plot of land measuring 200 feet on the long side and 100 feet on each of the short sides. What is the best crop to plant there?

330. What is Spaghetti?

[Powa]

331. Is this a stupid question?

[Regnad Kcin]

332. Can it be that it was all so simple then, or has time rewritten every line?

333. If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me, would we?

334. Could we?

[skullerello]

If we'd named the sun "Ricky" would shame set on the horizon?

[Powa]

336. Was the last question number 335?

[Powa]

337. Why have you forsaken me, in your eyes forsaken me, in your thoughts forsaken me, in your heart forsaken me ohh?

[hubbub2]

338. If a tree fell in the forest and landed on a psychic...

a. Would the the psychic have known it was going to happen?
and
b. Would anybody care?

[Johnny Pixels]

339. What's the difference between 'naughty' and 'dirty'?

[skullerello]

340. Why do you need to know?!

[Regnad Kcin]

341. Why the long face?

[Regnad Kcin]

291. Is it an animal, vegetable, or mineral?http://www.20q.net/

[skullerello]

292. Hey, Regnad Kcin, I found the lyrics to "Memories" especially funny!
(ok, so it's not a question... so sue me...)

[Powa]

http://www.20q.net/
It guessed "platypus" correctly! Wow. :eye-poppi

[Johnny Pixels]

340. Why do you need to know?!

342. Is it easier to get forgiveness than permission?

343. Is it better to be safe than sorry?

344. Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?

[Powa]

345. Who can it be now?

[TjW]

346. If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

[grayman]

347. If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

[Powa]

348. Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

[Nucular]

349. Was the javelin invented by an angry pole vaulter?

350. Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

[SaintDymphna]

350. What about Bob?

351. Glen or Glenda?

352. What did you do and who are you?



Peace,

St. Dymphna

[Regnad Kcin]

14. What is up with people who can't follow a simple number sequence?

[Temporal Renegade]

338. If a tree fell in the forest and landed on a psychic...

a. Would the the psychic have known it was going to happen?
and
b. Would anybody care?

Can I be the one who cuts the tree down? :D

[Temporal Renegade]

353. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

354. If your mother says, "Don't chew it!", do you swallow it in spite?

355. Can you catch it on your tonsils?

356. Can you heave it left and right?

(Repeat question #353).

[Tamarillicent]

357. If a tree falls on a mime, does it make noise?

[Mancman]

344. Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?

358. Does barbarism really begin at home?

[grayman]

359. Is it okay to eat chicken with your fingers?

360. Or do you eat your fingers as a separate course?

[jhunter1163]

35. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

36. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Did we ever get an answer to this one? If so, I'd like to shake his hand. He made my baby fall in love with me.

[TjW]

361.) How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
362.) How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
363.) How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?
364.) How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
365.) How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
366.) How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
367.) How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea?
368.) How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
369.) How many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see?

[Whydoe]

370.) When you eat 2 chicken fingers, do you ever think the 2 chickens knew each other?

[WildCat]

371. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[Regnad Kcin]

372. Do blondes really have more fun?

[kittykatkarma]

373. Does a stitch in time really save nine?

[Tamarillicent]

374. How much whey would a Zimbab weigh, if a Zimbab could weigh whey?

[skullerello]

#375. Will I what?!

[gumboot]

371. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?


376. So you thought you might like to go to the show to feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow?

377. Is there something amusing you sunshine?

378. Is this not what you expected to see?

-Andrew

[Powa]

379. Is this the real life?
380. Is this just fantasy?
381. So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
382. So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

[Johnny Pixels]

371. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

383. How many bricks are there in the Great Wall of China?

[Meffy]

384. How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

385. Are the stars out tonight? (I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.)

[Powa]

386. What's my age again?

[Powa]

387. Therapy?

[Nucular]

388. Have you ever, ever felt like this?
389. When strange things happen, are you going round the twist?


390. Have you seen my pen?

[Mancman]

391. What will I be?
392. Will I be pretty?
393. Will I be rich?
394. Will whatever will be, be?
395. Is the future not ours to see?

[Meffy]

396. What is the sound of one tree clapping a mime in a forest if we haven't opened the box?

[Nucular]

397. If a man talks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

[Regnad Kcin]

There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio:

398. What is sacred?

399. Of what is the spirit made?

400. What is worth living for?

401. What is worth dying for?

[Meffy]

There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio:

398. What is sacred?
Nothing.

399. Of what is the spirit made?
Corn squeezin's.

400. What is worth living for?
Sweet corn, un-squoze.

401. What is worth dying for?
That fellow, what's his name? The one who kindly stops.

[Powa]

402. And why'd you say hallelujah if it means nothing to ya?
403. Why'd you sing with me at all?

[Meffy]

404. "Have I ever misled you, High Elder?" -- Chetter Hummin

405. "You have never offered me so small a chance?" -- Sunmaster Fourteen

[I know, 405's not a question. But that's how it's printed in "Foundation and Empire." [edit: Oops, I meant "Prelude to Foundation." My mate just arrived with "F&E."] The edition I have seems to be full of little typos like that. Dunno whether they're the publisher's fault or Asimov's.]

[Nucular]

406. "And how is it with you, madam?" -- Hamlet

[grayman]

407. Does this look infected?

[thaiboxerken]

CT nuts are everywhere. Take, for example, http://freedomofreligion.myfreeforum.org/sutra2785.php#2785

In this thread, I mentioned that 9/11 is the result of religious terrorism. However, this lady accuses me of following some dogma to believe that the Taliban and Bin Laden were responsible. She brings up several CT papers and links.

[Meffy]

CT nuts are everywhere.
That's not a question. But I will say this: they're best salted.

408. And did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green?

409. And was the holy Lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen?

[Meffy]

[duplicate post]

[Jackalgirl]

410. Do you mean this horny creep / set upon weary feet / who looks in need of sleep that doesn't come?

[Powa]

411. What are you doing, Dave?

[Meffy]

412. Who put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?

[Sword_Of_Truth]

413: Holey crap (statement, not a question, I know)! Is this thread STILL going?

[grayman]

414. What the...?

[Powa]

415. Where's my cupcake?

[rjh01]

416. What has happened to SBrown? He is not posting here anymore. He only lurks here. I felt his presence in this forum today.

[Hellbound]

416. What has happened to SBrown? He is not posting here anymore. He only lurks here. I felt his presence in this forum today.

Yes...

There is a disturbance in the Farce...

:D

[Meffy]

Its attempts at trolling met only with good-natured ridicule and calm requests for evidence. If you can't stir up discord and upset people, trolling is no fun and the troll wanders away kicking at various small harmless creatures and rocks and flowers.

417. If a troll falls in the woods, is it because it stumbled over a fact it couldn't explain away?

418. Why put a fence 'round a graveyard when nobody wants to get in?

419. Whooooo are the Brain Poliiiiice?

[Regnad Kcin]

420. Are we not men?

[Meffy]

We are Devo. D. E. V. O.

421. As Karen Carpenter asked: Why do stars suddenly appear every time a massive cloud of gas and dust collapses under its own gravitation?

[Powa]

422. "Where is your brother Abel?"

[Meffy]

423: Isn't it a pity? Now, isn't it a shame how we break each other's hearts and cause each other pain?

[Regnad Kcin]

424. Is your wife a goer, eh?

425. Your wife, does she go, eh?

426. Is your wife a sport, ay?

427. Is your wife interested in...photography (he asked him knowingly)?

[grayman]

428. What are these black keys for? - Sir Elton John

[Powa]

429. Where are the red keys? - Alf

[milesalpha]

430: Just wondering if any of you have seen this:


She missed the right thread so I thought I'd help her out.

[TjW]

431. Which way did she come in?

[milesalpha]

431. Which way did she come in?

432. We know which way she went out, does that count?

[Kelly]

He's banned. Even if not for that ban, I don't think anyone would have ever received a serious answer from him.

[defaultdotxbe]

can i take the test?

1- Did humans walk on the moon?

yes

2- Who killed John F. Kennedy?

lee harvey oswald

3- Did extra-terrestrial entities visit the earth?

honestly id liek to think they have, but it doesnt seem too likely

4- Were extra-terrestrials kept hidden in area 51?

no, but lots of secret government projects (all pretty eartly and mundane though)

5- Were you ever abducted by extra-terrestrial entities?

i do sometimes find cuts and scars i dont remember getting, but blaming aliens is a bit low on the list

6- Do intra-terrestrials exist? If so, are they the cause of pot holes on the road?

"No one can escape the fortress of the Moles!!"

7- Is Elvis Presley Dead?

do impersonators count?

8- Were there 6 million Jews assassinated by the Nazis in the early 1940's?

give or take

9- Is Nostradamus a prophet?

maybe maybe not, but an interesting read nonetheless

10- Is life a dream?

only if you took the blue pill

11- Is there a huge hairy humanoid living in the forests of Western America?

i think theres one in the forests by my house....

12- Is there a huge hairy humanoid living in the mountains of the Himalayas?

ive seen some pretty hairy himalayans

13- Am I an android controled by Mossad agents?

since i never met you in person i cant be certain you have a body, you are most likely simply an AI computer program

14- Are you often contacted by entities called the Eloïms?

why is that word so similar to Elohim? are you implying to von Daniken stuff?

15- Is the AIDS virus real? If so, was the AIDS virus created by pharmaceutical companies to enslave Africa?

yes and no?

17- Are Dolly Parton's breasts real?

hmm, thats a good one...ill have to research it

18- Is there a monster in the Loch Ness?

i heard its a giant ball-less eel

19- Are there monsters in Dolly Parton's breasts?

i think they are monsters in and of themselves

20- Are there people hidden inside ATM machines? If not, why do I have to pay service fees?

because whatever corporate america can charge you for, they do, thats why i have to pay a dollar for a bottle of water and 5 dollars for a can of air..AIR PEOPLE!!!

[Pardalis]

Congrats default, you are not a conspiracy theorist! :D

[Powa]

No, no, not so fast. Wait utill s/he/it answers the rest of the 430+ questions.

[Powa]

Including this one:

433. Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

[Meffy]

434. Why has this thread died, when it had next to nothing to do with SBrown in the first place?

435. (stolen from another thread) How much ganache could a gnostic gnash if a gnostic could gnash ganache?

[Powa]

436. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?

[Temporal Renegade]

437. Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?
(Dr. Venture, The Venture Bros.)

[Powa]

438. If you prick me, do I not bleed?
439. If you tickle me, do I not laugh?

[rjh01]

438. If you prick me, do I not bleed?
439. If you tickle me, do I not laugh?

Thought I would give some answers.

438. Yes
439. Yes.

Proves we are all human. Boring.

[rjh01]

437. Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?
(Dr. Venture, The Venture Bros.)

You allow yourself to get waylaid by people like yourself.

The world contains many jackassery people.

[rjh01]

[quote=Meffy;1810015]434. Why has this thread died, when it had next to nothing to do with SBrown in the first place?
[quote]

Some people had the fantasy that he would reveal himself to be James Randi's sock puppet (the only person I know who can break the rules here and not get banned or suspended) and then answer all questions.

440. What are next week's winning numbers? At what game?

[rjh01]

14. What is up with people who can't follow a simple number sequence?

It is not can't. It is will not.

[rjh01]

372. Do blondes really have more fun?

Some blondes have more fun than other blondes. As a group they are no different from other random groups.

[rjh01]

383. How many bricks are there in the Great Wall of China?

Lots.

[rjh01]

384. How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

385. Are the stars out tonight? (I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.)

384. None.

385. The stars are still shinning. They do not go out.

[rjh01]

There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio:

398. What is sacred?

399. Of what is the spirit made?

400. What is worth living for?

401. What is worth dying for?

398. Nothing. Sacred things do not exist.
399. Nothing. It does not exist.
400. Nothing. You just exist.
401. Nothing. Sacred things do not exist.

[rjh01]

411. What are you doing, Dave?

I am not Dave. I am SBrown. And you are not HAL. Now go to bed like I am. It is bedtime.


441. Will Darat convert all SBrown's posts to RJH01 posts and then ban rjh01 for being a sock puppet?:D

442. Will he then convert them all back when he works out he has stuffed up?:D

[Meffy]

385. The stars are still shinning. They do not go out.
Incorrect. Stars cannot shin. Any tree, pole, or other upright they try to shin up will necessarily be vaporized by the star's heat.

Sorry, you are not a proper CT.

[c0rbin]

431. Which way did she come in?

443. So you thought you might like to go to the show.

[Meffy]

444. Is she really going out with him?
445. Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

446. So, your daughter's not your daughter, and the cash, that used to be the jewels, is now your underwear?

[Powa]

447. Am I repeating myself?
448. Am I repeating myself?

[Cuddles]

449. What is your name?
450. What is your favourite colour?
451. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Darth Rotor]

452 Who's on first? :D
(EDIT: Sorry, I forgot there were 109 pages of this)
Let's see how SBrown does
1- Did humans walk on the moon?

Alan Sheppard not only walked on the moon, but he hit a six iron up there. Of course, he hit it OB . . . :p

2- Who killed John F. Kennedy?

Someone with a firearm.

3- Did extra-terrestrial entities visit the earth?

Yes, but Xenu got mad at them for tipping his hand, so he killed them all :p ET, phone funeral home!

4- Were extra-terrestrials kept hidden in area 51?

Yes, but only because their luggage is still lost at the Denver airport. No one wants to see them walking around naked, for goodness sakes!

5- Were you ever abducted by extra-terrestrial entities?

No.

6- Do intra-terrestrials exist? If so, are they the cause of pot holes on the road?

Yes and no.

7- Is Elvis Presley Dead?

Yes, even though I saw him at a K Mart the other day. Elvis must therefore be a zombie.

8- Were there 6 million Jews assassinated by the Nazis in the early 1940's?

"Assassinated" is an imprecise term, "killed" will suffice. If it wasn't 6 million, it was still a whole lot. What's your lampshade made out of, pal? :mad:

9- Is Nostradamus a prophet?

No, he's a corpse who has long since fed all the worms.

10- Is life a dream?

Yes, and your intellect is the stuff of nightmares.

11- Is there a huge hairy humanoid living in the forests of Western America?

Yes, and his wife still wants him to shave his back hair.

12- Is there a huge hairy humanoid living in the mountains of the Himalayas?

Yes. You got a problem with that, mister? :p

13- Am I an android controled by Mossad agents?

No. If you were, you'd not admit to the Mossad connection. Those guys are professionals.

14- Are you often contacted by entities called the Eloïms?

Yes, but I refuse to buy the products they are offering, and generally hang up on them since it is usually during dinner time.

15- Is the AIDS virus real? If so, was the AIDS virus created by pharmaceutical companies to enslave Africa?

Yes. No, the conspiracy was "to kill all Africans." Get your CT's straight, won't you pleases.

17- Are Dolly Parton's breasts real?

Grab them and find out.

18- Is there a monster in the Loch Ness?

Yes, and his name is Reggie Hammond. :D

19- Are there monsters in Dolly Parton's breasts?

Depends on what she calls her husband's tool. Oh, wait, you didn't say "between" Dolly Parton's . . . sorry.

20- Are there people hidden inside ATM machines? If not, why do I have to pay service fees?

No, and because you don't use your own bank's ATM's.

DR

[Regnad Kcin]

444. Is she really going out with him?
445. Is she really gonna take him home tonight?http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1770901&postcount=79

[Regnad Kcin]

449. What is your name?
450. What is your favourite colour?
451. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1772806&postcount=128

[Darth Rotor]

316. Do sheep shrink after they've been rained on?
Only after they are tossed into the dryer on Permanent Press cycle.

DR

[Meffy]

@Regnad: Curse you and your famous radio detective / time-travelling cartoon dog skills! *shakes pawfist*
@Darth: 'Struth! That agrees with my research and experiments.

452. Who will buy this beautiful morning? / (Such a sky I never did see.)

453. Who will tie it up with a ribbon / and put it in a box for me ?

[Powa]

454. George W. Bush. Seriously, WTF?

[Nucular]

455. Is something a question if it doesn't end with a question mark.

[Powa]

455. Is something a question if it doesn't end with a question mark.

456. Yes?

[Sword_Of_Truth]

457. Who are you?

458. What do you want?

459. Why are you here?

460. Where are you going?

(Questions supplied by Kosh, Morden and Lorien)

[Nucular]

456. Yes?
461. A change of heart? ;)

[Powa]

461. A change of heart? ;)
462. No? ;)

[Sword_Of_Truth]

463. Has Anyone Seen A Realistice Explanation For The Free Fall Of The Towers?

[juryjone]

457. Who are you?

458. What do you want?

459. Why are you here?

460. Where are you going?


464. Do you know where you're going to?
465. Do you like the things that life is showing you?

[Meffy]

455. Is something a question if it doesn't end with a question mark.
If it's in Asimov's "Foundation," the odds are about even that a question will not end in a question mark, and quite a few non-questions are followed by the old quero. They ought to have hired me to do the proofreading, but I was minus seven to minus five years old and hadn't yet learned (my mom taught me copy- and proof-reading at age three).

[Powa]

466. Do you mind if I bump this thread?
:bump2

[Nucular]

467. :bid:

[Powa]

468. :tr:

[Nucular]

469. :what:

[Powa]

470. Why can't we all just... get along?

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

463. Has Anyone Seen A Realistice Explanation For The Free Fall Of The Towers?

:serawrrrrr:

[Regnad Kcin]

470. Why can't we all just... get along?http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1774454&postcount=155

[Powa]

My question was totally different.

Nazi pedant. :mad:

[Regnad Kcin]

471. Will no one think of the children?

[Powa]

472. Has it really been a year?

[CptColumbo]

473. What happened to Louie Miller? He disappeared after drawing out all his cash.

[rjh01]

474. What happened to SBrown?

[Regnad Kcin]

475. Can't you see, oh, can't you see...what that woman, Lord, she been doin' to me?

[CptColumbo]

476. Who can turn the world on with her smile?

477. Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?