CT score board for SBrown

[Pardalis]

Let's see how SBrown does
(posters, please feel free to add questions to the list)

@SBrown:

1- Did humans walk on the moon?
2- Who killed John F. Kennedy?
3- Did extra-terrestrial entities visit the earth?
4- Were extra-terrestrials kept hidden in area 51?
5- Were you ever abducted by extra-terrestrial entities?
6- Do intra-terrestrials exist? If so, are they the cause of pot holes on the road?
7- Is Elvis Presley Dead?
8- Were there 6 million Jews assassinated by the Nazis in the early 1940's?
9- Is Nostradamus a prophet?
10- Is life a dream?
11- Is there a huge hairy humanoid living in the forests of Western America?
12- Is there a huge hairy humanoid living in the mountains of the Himalayas?
13- Am I an android controled by Mossad agents?
14- Are you often contacted by entities called the Eloïms?
15- Is the AIDS virus real? If so, was the AIDS virus created by pharmaceutical companies to enslave Africa?
17- Are Dolly Parton's breasts real?
18- Is there a monster in the Loch Ness?
19- Are there monsters in Dolly Parton's breasts?
20- Are there people hidden inside ATM machines? If not, why do I have to pay service fees?

[Class]

21. Was Henry Blake's plane shot down over the Sea of Japan?

[Orphia Nay]

22. Do planes leave mind-controlling chemical trails?

Note: SBrown - all of these are "yes" or "no" answers, (except #2, which requires a name/names, and the second part of #20), one or the other is all we need until further notice.

[Sword_Of_Truth]

23. Wich of this boards users are employed by the CIA/FBI or other government agency in the capacity of trolling "truth" oreinted message boards and attacking "the truth".

23A. Wich of us is the ranking agent in charge of the operation.

24. Does the Illuminati (assuming it exists) consist of evil humans or reptilian aliens?

[empeake]

25. Is the JREF forum a trap to detect, identify, and exterminate those who discover the truth behind conspiracies?

[rjh01]

26. Will SBrown ever make a serious attempt to answer any of these questions?

[SezMe]

19- Are there monsters in Dolly Parton's breasts?

In the spirit of helping out a fellow skeptic, I want to help SBrown by answering for him on this one...

Dolly Parton's breasts are monsters.

Carry on....

[Gravy]

27. Do internet trolls ever get full?

[Nucular]

29. Do toys come alive when you leave the room, and leap back to their original positions just before you come back?

30. WHY IS THERE NO 28?

[rjh01]

Let's see how SBrown does
(posters, please feel free to add questions to the list)

@SBrown:

1- Did humans walk on the moon?
2- Who killed John F. Kennedy?
6- Do intra-terrestrials exist? If so, are they the cause of pot holes on the road?
7- Is Elvis Presley Dead?
8- Were there 6 million Jews assassinated by the Nazis in the early 1940's?
13- Am I an android controlled by Mossed agents?
20- Are there people hidden inside ATM machines? If not, why do I have to pay service fees?

I thought I would answer some of these questions.
1. No. Men did.
2. The killer did.
6. Yes. There is lots of planets where life exists. However the percentage of such life forms that has visited us is very small.
7. No, he lives in some people's hearts.
8. No, you are out by at least one.
13. Only you can answer such questions.
20. No. You pay service fees to banks. Everyone knows that banks are not people.

[The Don]

31: Were the UK Security Services responsible for Princess Di's death ?

[Anacoluthon64]

32. Is it pure coincidence that number 28, being one more than the molecular mass of aluminium (a primary constituent of thermite) and exactly half of 56, which is the molecular mass of iron (another element of which much is found in thermite), was skipped?

33. Do you really?

(Edit: numbering)

'Luthon64

[Pardalis]

34- Do coincidences happen?

[NoZed Avenger]

34- Do coincidences happen?

Wow. I was just about to post that.

[grayman]

[QUOTE=rjh01;1767576]I thought I would answer some of these questions.
6. Yes. There is lots of planets where life exists. However the percentage of such life forms that has visited us is very small.
QUOTE]

The question was about intraterrestials, meaning from this planet. Sorry to nit-pick.

[grayman]

35. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

36. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

[Overman]

37. (in the future) Why do you believe that the Ghost of a Mr. James Randi is haunting you!?!?

[kittykatkarma]

38. Who killed John O'Neil?

[DavidJames]

39. 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?'

[Sword_Of_Truth]

35. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

36. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

40. Why must I be a teenager in love?

[SBrown]

41. Who killed John O'Neil?

[Pardalis]

41. Who killed John O'Neil?

LOL you can't post questions SBrown, you're the one who's supposed to answer them. Besides, that one's already been asked.

41- Was the 2004 Tsunami man-made?

[SBrown]

38. Who killed John O'Neil?
WTF? You took my question....ask anouther one.

[SBrown]

LOL you can't post questions SBrown, you're the one who's supposed to answer them. Besides, that one's already been asked.

41- Was the 2004 Tsunami man-made?
rjh01 is my lackey and he is going to answer for me.

[SBrown]

42 If I was a 12 foot blade of grass would I then be a tree and mate with aquatic lady bugs?

[Pardalis]

Seriously SBrown, besides all the joking around, what other conspiracies do you believe in?

[SBrown]

Seriously SBrown, besides all the joking around, what other conspiracies do you believe in?

I believe Walmart is the root of evil. (next to the federal reserve of course)

[Pardalis]

Come on, SBrown, can't you answer one question seriously?

[SBrown]

I am being serious.

[SBrown]

I believe bankers control almost every government on this planet.

I beleive you will be calling yourself a MexUSAdian real soon.

[Pardalis]

We know you believe 9/11 was an inside job, you kind of insinuated that you believe psychiatry is a myth and your username seems to indicate that you believe in mediums and psychics... We also know you think the Hezbollah didn't kidnapp the Israeli soldiers. So what else?

[SBrown]

I believe we will be able to land on the moon about 2018.

[Pardalis]

I believe we will be able to land on the moon about 2018.

For the first time?

[Sword_Of_Truth]

I believe we will be able to land on the moon about 2018.

Too bad the world is gonna end in 2012, huh?

[SBrown]

Too bad the world is gonna end in 2012, huh?
I didn't peg you for someone who knew what a calendar was let alone a Mayan. :D

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Mayan calendar?

I thought that was the projected release date for World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade?

[kittykatkarma]

WTF? You took my question....ask anouther one.
As far as Forum rules go, and to the best of my knowledge, this is a new thread... so the question is mine for the asking!
:p

[SBrown]

I believe in this that is for damn sure!!!!!!

SBRown Protocols (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=395143&in_page_id=1770&ct=5)

[gumboot]

I believe bankers control almost every government on this planet.

I beleive you will be calling yourself a MexUSAdian real soon.


If Pronounced "mek-sa-SAY-dian" that has a kinda cool ring to it...

-Andrew

[Nucular]

I believe in this that is for damn sure!!!!!!

SBRown Protocols (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=395143&in_page_id=1770&ct=5)
Well yes, the Daily Mail is indeed the oracle for all that is good and true.

Which reminds me,

42. Was the 9/11 tragedy was orchestrated by the Royal Family and New Labour to adversely affect house prices in the Home Counties?

[rjh01]

rjh01 is my lackey and he is going to answer for me.

Seeing that I am SBrown's lackey i will answer the questions. All your answers can be found in the history books. They are as close to correct as can be.

Loose change is one big joke. SBrown is one victim of the joke. Other victims of the big joke are uneducated people who cannot put one and one together to get three.

[Temporal Renegade]

43. Why is there always room for Jell-O?

44. If, as you say, creepy crawlies like spiders don't go to Heaven, yet people's pets do, would someone's pet spider go to Heaven?

[Regnad Kcin]

45. Can I get change for this twenty?

[Temporal Renegade]

46. Why can you get a pair of panties, yet only one bra?

[rjh01]

44. Heaven exists only in people's imagination. So a person's pet spider would go to that person's heaven. When you die you cease to exist. You go back to where you came from before you were born. Why is it that people rarely ask where that is?

[rjh01]

46. Actually there is some history here. Pants used to come in two parts. Put both parts together and you get a pair. Or that is what I was told.

[rjh01]

SBrown
Am I sacked as your lackey? If not can you PM your username and password at loose change. I am sure I can throw loose change into complete chaos.

[Regnad Kcin]

47. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[BenK]

47. Can anyone prevent forest fires or just you?

47. Are there any numbers beyond 47?

[Temporal Renegade]

From that eminent philosophy student Napolean Dynamite:

48. Do chickens have large talons?

[Unnamed]

Back on topic:

49. Do we need to pay taxes?

50. Do vaccines prevent diseases?

51. Do vaccines cause autism?

[empeake]

51. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Only CT answers accepted.

[gumboot]

51. Why did the chicken cross the road?


Duh... because it had foreknowledge of the 9/11 Terrorist attacks.

-Andrew

[Temporal Renegade]

52. How can a psychic know everything about a complete and total stranger, and yet be totally ignorant of the coming of a massively destructive tsunami?

[Forty-Two]

53. What is the question to which the answer is, "Chicken Teriaki"?

(Any PDQ Bach fans?)

[Temporal Renegade]

53. What is the question to which the answer is, "Chicken Teriaki"?

(Any PDQ Bach fans?)

I'm one. :)
But, I'm drawing a blank right now (either I'm too tired, or just not psychic enough!).

[Forty-Two]

I'm one. :)
But, I'm drawing a blank right now (either I'm too tired, or just not psychic enough!).
What is the name of the only living kamikaze pilot?
It's on Oedipus Tex & Other Choral Calamities. ;)

[Regnad Kcin]

54. Does anybody really know what time it is?

55. Does anybody really care?

[Pardalis]

55. Does anybody really care?

I don't think SBrown cares much about anything.

[rjh01]

56. What made Pardalis start this thread? He should have known the result.

[xenxabar]

57. When will James Van Praagh channel the spirt of John O'Neil?

[RandFan]

I don't think SBrown cares much about anything.He cares about his navel.

[grayman]

51. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Only CT answers accepted.

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done. (Texas joke)

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

58. Why isn't this thread in the humor section?

[grayman]

59. Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?

[WildCat]

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done. (Texas joke)
I drove from Chicago to New Orleans this year (and back of course) and it's funny how there was a point in southern Missouri where the dead opposums on the road suddenly were replaced by dead armadillos. But I think armadillos are even worse at it than opposums, I swear there were a dozen per mile at some points.

[Pardalis]

56. What made Pardalis start this thread? He should have known the result.

You're right. I should have asked:

1- What conspiracy theories don't you believe in?

[SBrown]

You're right. I should have asked:

1- What conspiracy theories don't you believe in?

Funny how I get the blame when it is many others that are here banging the stupid drum. As a group you guys are hilarious.

[Meffy]

60 -- What is the sound of one woo applauding itself?

[RandFan]

Funny how I get the blame when it is many others that are here banging the stupid drum. As a group you guys are hilarious.And your obfuscation is proof of what?

[RandFan]

60 -- What is the sound of one woo applauding itself?You know, I just may have my answer.

[Regnad Kcin]

61. If God is infinitely powerful, can He create a rock so large even He can't find the damn remote?

[valis]

Funny how I get the blame when it is many others that are here banging the stupid drum. As a group you guys are hilarious.

Apperantly if someone else creates a thread for the sole purpose of pulling your chain you are somehow obligated to play along.

[Meffy]

62 -- How much invisicrete was used to make the concrete core whose weight pulled Skylab out of orbit, causing it to crash into the ocean, Australia, and allegedly, three cows?

63 -- Whose job is it to position the Mersenne, Fermat, and other classes of prime numbers throughout the sequence of primes?

64 -- How many trees fall, unheard and thus silently, in forests every day?
64a -- For extra credit, what multinational corporations encourage this silence and why?

65 -- The fox sitting to my left is wearing a blue shirt and yellow trousers. To my right is an otter in a light green frock. Assuming this is not a leap year, what color is my hat?

[empeake]

65 -- The fox sitting to my left is wearing a blue shirt and yellow trousers. To my right is an otter in a light green frock. Assuming this is not a leap year, what color is my hat?
Not fair! That's a trick question. You're not wearing a hat. (Or maybe you are, but the fact that I'm trying to observe is making it disappear.)

[Meffy]

Oh foo. Right, you come up with a question 65.

[RandFan]

Oh foo. Right, you come up with a question 65.I'm holding out for 69.

[Johnny Pixels]

65. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

66. What's the frequency Kenneth?

67. What's new, pussycat?

68. Is the man pictured in Chi magazine giving Diana, Princess of Wales oxygen actually a secret service agent giving her cyanide gas?

69. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?

[JPK]

Good evening.

70. Is she really going out with him?

71. Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

JPK

[Axenos]

72. Why?

[Meffy]

73 -- *shrug* So why not?

[JPK]

Good evening.

74. What's the use of getting sober, if you're gonna get drunk again?

JPK

[empeake]

70. Is she really going out with him?

71. Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

74. What's the use of getting sober, if you're gonna get drunk again?
75. Is this the Joe Jackson thread?

[JPK]

Good evening empeake.
75. Is this the Joe Jackson thread?

Nope, just happen to playing some J.J. on the stereo.
JPK

[Regnad Kcin]

76. Where, oh where, are you tonight?

77. Why did you leave me here all alone?

[realitybites]

78. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?

79. Is the licker a Zionist?

80. Will I pay a lot for this car insurance?

edit: WAY off on my numbers....

[Sword_Of_Truth]

81. if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to?

[realitybites]

81. if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to?
If they don't want to get disqualified?

....Yep.

[Regnad Kcin]

82. Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

[valis]

82. Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

83. How come I have to scroll back to the top of the page to get back to the forum front page? (the home link, don't say the back button that only works if you are on the same page you came in on and haven't posted).

[rjh01]

83. How come I have to scroll back to the top of the page to get back to the forum front page? (the home link, don't say the back button that only works if you are on the same page you came in on and haven't posted).

You do not have to. If you were at the forum front page and you know you want to get back there the answer is do not leave. The way to do that (I assume you use IE) is to right click on the link you want to go to then when the menu comes up select new window. You then have two windows (forum home page plus the new one). You do everything you want to do on the new window then close it. You then have the forum front page still open.

[DavidJames]

You do not have to. If you were at the forum front page and you know you want to get back there the answer is do not leave. The way to do that (I assume you use IE) is to right click on the link you want to go to then when the menu comes up select new window. You then have two windows (forum home page plus the new one). You do everything you want to do on the new window then close it. You then have the forum front page still open.I'm sorry, you will need to number this and phrase as a question.


;)

[Johnny Pixels]

84. Did Ruby shoot Oswald, or was it the guy in the stetson?

[grayman]

85. Why is there a burning sensation when I pee?

[gumboot]

86. This is just getting silly (?)

[RandFan]

87. How do they get the pimento into the olive?

[Pardalis]

87- What have I done? I created a monster! :D

[Regnad Kcin]

88. Where's Waldo?

[empeake]

85. Why is there a burning sensation when I pee?
That's the space heater, not the toilet. Get your eyesight checked.

[empeake]

88. Where's Waldo?
He's alive and well and doing business in Mexico (http://www.waldos.com/).

http://www.dulsa.com/exper/waldos.jpg

Waldo's Mart, a retail hit in medium-lower income levels

Waldo's Mart, a Mexican discounter targeting lower-income consumers, increased its number of stores to 134 at the time of research and it plans to end 2005 with a total of 164 stores. Waldo's Mart became an important channel in the distribution of primarily low-priced household care products. Brands distributed include Foca, Roma, Tepeyac, Lirio and other imported brands from Asia. The stores are strategically located in lower-income areas and continuously advertise special sales and promotions through posters placed on windows and flyers

[Stellafane]

89. Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

[Regnad Kcin]

90. If you're the police, where are your badges?

[WildCat]

90. If you're the police, where are your badges?
Badges? Badges? I don't have to show you no stinkin badges! I don't need no stinkin badges!

[WildCat]

91. If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, how many apples can you get for $1?

[TjW]

92. If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[Regnad Kcin]

91. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1770842&postcount=78

[Regnad Kcin]

93. Are you lonesome tonight?

94. Do you miss me tonight?

95. Are you sorry we drifted apart?

96. Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day when I kissed you and called you "sweetheart?"

97. Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?

98. Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?

99. Is your heart filled with pain?

100. Shall I come back again?

101. Tell me, dear: see: 93.

[WildCat]

http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1770842&postcount=78
I knew there was a good reason to hate that Johnny Pixels guy... (shakes fist)

[RandFan]

102 - Do you walk to school or take your lunch?

[Pardalis]

93. Are you lonesome tonight?

94. Do you miss me tonight?

95. Are you sorry we drifted apart?

96. Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day when I kissed you and called you "sweetheart?"

97. Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?

98. Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?

99. Is your heart filled with pain?

100. Shall I come back again?

101. Tell me, dear: see: 93.

LOL this is so funny :D :D

[Stellafane]

103. Boxers or tighty-whities?

See? Skeptics can "just ask questions," too.

And they say we skeptics have no sense of humor. Take that, Ian!

[milesalpha]

104: Coke or Pepsi?

[Johnny Pixels]

I knew there was a good reason to hate that Johnny Pixels guy... (shakes fist)

105. How could anyone hate me?

[Stellafane]

106. Ginger or Mary Ann?

[Regnad Kcin]

107. Mrs. Howell or Mr. Howell?

[Stellafane]

107. Mrs. Howell or Mr. Howell?

Interesting question -- I'm straight and all, but Thurston is so damned rich...

[Sword_Of_Truth]

108. Ginger or Mary-Anne?

[Pardalis]

109- Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

110- 7up or Sprite?

[Regnad Kcin]

108. Ginger or Mary-Anne????

http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1772116&postcount=114

[xenxabar]

111. Will a compilation thread spawn from this one?

[rjh01]

112. Where is SBrown? Not been seen for 27+ hours.

[Meffy]

78. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
Thuh-rrrrree. Because like reality, Mr. Wise Old Owl bites.

111 -- How much is that doggie in the window?
111a -- (The one with the waggly tail?)

112 -- How many wooden hi-fi knobs does it take to equal the sound-enhancing effect of one shakti stone?

113 -- What's your sign? Really? Coooool!

114 -- If you were the root system of a deciduous tree native to North America, which root system would it be? Tell why you made this choice.

[Extra credit! Main part of test continues after this section.] After a disaster at sea, you (U) are sharing a life raft with (A) a well-known televangelist, (B) one of Madison Avenue's top advertising executives, and (C) a just-retired used car salesman. Who gets each of the following items?

___ Atlantean healing crystals
___ snakebite kit
___ two Meals Ready to Eat: Ham Slice
___ water skis and tow rope
___ Garden WeaselTM
___ real live weasel
___ subscription to Popular Mechanics
___ signalling mirror
___ surplus "Cone of Silence" from Get Smart TV series
___ Monopoly game set
___ blacksmith's anvil
___ keys to seaplane floating alongside life raft

112. Where is SBrown? Not been seen for 27+ hours.
The ingrate. >:-S

[Stellafane]

115. What's the over/under for the number of the last question posted in this thread?

[Regnad Kcin]

116. Tell me, what will it take to get you into this fine automobile today?

[milesalpha]

117. Tastes great or less filling?

and MaryAnn all the way.

[CptColumbo]

118. Whould Hitler have won WWII if he was a duck?

[Regnad Kcin]

119. May I have this dance?

[realitybites]

120. What... is your name?

121. What... is your quest?

122. What... is your favorite color?

123. What... is the capital of Assyria?

124. What.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

(And assuming you answer 124 correctly...)

125. How do you know so much about swallows?

[milesalpha]

125. How do you know so much about swallows?

Well, you have to know about this sort of thing when you're king.

126. What also floats in water?

[Class]

127. May I ask a question?

[WildCat]

124. What.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

[steve s]

128) What have the Romans ever done for us?

[valis]

You do not have to. If you were at the forum front page and you know you want to get back there the answer is do not leave. The way to do that (I assume you use IE) is to right click on the link you want to go to then when the menu comes up select new window. You then have two windows (forum home page plus the new one). You do everything you want to do on the new window then close it. You then have the forum front page still open.

How true. Actually I use Firefox but same difference I can open it in a new tab.
(my point was I thought the bar that has the 'home' link should be repeated on the bottom of the page).

But thank you, now one can be crossed off the list. All others should be moved up one.

[gumboot]

Right stop this. It all started off as a nice little joke about questions. But now it's just silly. Go on, clear off. Look, these aren't even proper questions.

-Andrew

[Regnad Kcin]

128. Is it hot in here or is it me?

[Nucular]

129. Has this thread lost or found its way?

130. Is this a question?

[rjh01]

131. Should this thread be moved to the humor forum? I give you 19 hours to give me an answer or I report the entire thread.

[Nucular]

132. Why 19 hours? Surely the Weapon of Mass Distraction this thread has become could cause chaos within 40 minutes.

[Regnad Kcin]

133. Do these pants make me look fat?

[WildCat]

134. Can a snake blink its eyes?

[Powa]

135. What's the recipe for invisicrete?

[Hellbound]

[Extra credit! Main part of test continues after this section.] After a disaster at sea, you (U) are sharing a life raft with (A) a well-known televangelist, (B) one of Madison Avenue's top advertising executives, and (C) a just-retired used car salesman. Who gets each of the following items?

_A_ Atlantean healing crystals
_A_ snakebite kit
_U_ two Meals Ready to Eat: Ham Slice
_C_ water skis and tow rope
_U_ Garden WeaselTM
_B_ real live weasel
_U_ subscription to Popular Mechanics
_C_ signalling mirror
_C_ surplus "Cone of Silence" from Get Smart TV series
_B_ Monopoly game set
_B_ blacksmith's anvil
_A_ keys to seaplane floating alongside life raft


And there's reason for that :)

Using the Garden Weasel, I kill the televangelist and dump him overboard. I figure the Atlantean Healing crystal will act as a shiney lure, to make sure the fish finish off whatever's left. OF course, I take the Seaplane keys off him before dumping the body.

Then, I get together with the used car salesman and use his ski rope to tie the exectutive to his anvil, and toss him overboard. This gets rid of the weasel and that horrid board game at the same time.

And then I'll take the retired salesman with me. He's retired, after all, so he's more like ex-evil.

Of course, I still have the Garden Weasel, so if he gets uppity I can kill him and dump him out at 20,000 feet.

Was my answer correct?

:D

[TjW]

_A_ Atlantean healing crystals
_A_ snakebite kit
_U_ two Meals Ready to Eat: Ham Slice
_C_ water skis and tow rope
_U_ Garden WeaselTM
_B_ real live weasel
_U_ subscription to Popular Mechanics
_C_ signalling mirror
_C_ surplus "Cone of Silence" from Get Smart TV series
_B_ Monopoly game set
_B_ blacksmith's anvil
_A_ keys to seaplane floating alongside life raft


And there's reason for that :)

Using the Garden Weasel, I kill the televangelist and dump him overboard. I figure the Atlantean Healing crystal will act as a shiney lure, to make sure the fish finish off whatever's left. OF course, I take the Seaplane keys off him before dumping the body.

Then, I get together with the used car salesman and use his ski rope to tie the exectutive to his anvil, and toss him overboard. This gets rid of the weasel and that horrid board game at the same time.

And then I'll take the retired salesman with me. He's retired, after all, so he's more like ex-evil.

Of course, I still have the Garden Weasel, so if he gets uppity I can kill him and dump him out at 20,000 feet.

Was my answer correct?

:D

136. Shouldn't you be asking Pirate_Lad?

[Anacoluthon64]

137. Is this question is unanswerable?

138. If it isn't, what's the answer?

'Luthon64

[coalesce]

128) What have the Romans ever done for us?

You mean, apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine,
public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public
health?

Brought peace?

Michael

[CurtC]

139. Why can't we ever get a visitor from the LC forum to discuss substantive topics?

[milesalpha]

140. They shoot horses, don't they?






A little nod for the late Red Buttons.

[grayman]

141. Would you love a monsterman?

;)

[kitakaze]

142. Why do men have nipples?

[Class]

142. Why do men have nipples?
All humans start out as females in the womb, if I remember my 9th grade biology correctly.

[kitakaze]

All humans start out as females in the womb, if I remember my 9th grade biology correctly.I believe it's primitively bisexual until the onset of a hormone rush effecting things one way or the other around 9 weeks. The nipples develop prior to that by genes that are unrelated to sex.

[Regnad Kcin]

143. What shall we do with a drunken sailor, earl-aye in the morning?

[kitakaze]

144. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Powa]

145. How much is the fish?

[Stellafane]

146. Can't we all just get along?

[kitakaze]

147. *channeling Bowie's 'Space Oddity'* Is there life on Maaaaars?

[Regnad Kcin]

144. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1770842&postcount=78

[kitakaze]

http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1770842&postcount=78Ho, ho. 148. Did I say wood? Silly me, I meant weed.

[Powa]

149. ¿Habla español?

[milesalpha]

150. Are you one too?

[kitakaze]

151. 日本語を話せますか？

[Meffy]

Was my answer correct?

:D
*dizzy*

Erm... that is... uh, yes. Highly interpretive but valid. You get extra credit points in full.

[JPK]

Good afternoon.

152. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
JPK

[Meffy]

153a: Where can I go in Gardena?
153b: And where can I go in L.A.?
153c: Where can I go in Rosemont?
153d: I need some threads today! <-- not actually a question; everyone gets credit for this one

154: o/~ Eddie, are you kidding? o/~

[Regnad Kcin]

155. That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?

[kitakaze]

156. Can you feel it? (obscure House music reference.)

[Powa]

157. Can I touch you there? (obscure Michael Bolton reference.)

[Stellafane]

158. Is a bear Catholic?
158a. Does the Pope...oh, never mind...

[Babylon Sister]

159: When sour cream goes bad, does it turn fresh?
160: Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank?

[Regnad Kcin]

161. Hey, how 'bout those Mets?

[coalesce]

161. Do you pick feet in Poughkeepsie?

Michael

[Regnad Kcin]

161. Are we stuck on 161?

[milesalpha]

161: Nope

162. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

[WildCat]

163. Is the Earth hollow?
164. If so, do dinosaurs live there?

[Pardalis]

165- Is Oprah a lesbian?

[realitybites]

166. If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, who's gonna' help the Keebler's find a new home?

[WildCat]

167. Where's the beef?

[Pardalis]

151. 日本語を話せますか？

168- What did Kitakaze say?

[Pardalis]

169- Why are all 9/11 conspiracy theorists so dumb?

[Regnad Kcin]

170. Who?

171. What?

172. When?

173. Where?

72. (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1770918&postcount=80)

[WildCat]

174. Why do fools fall in love?

[TjW]

175.) Is it soup yet?

[Powa]

176. Would you like fries with that?

[kitakaze]

151. 日本語を話せますか？

168- What did Kitakaze say?日本語を話せますかだって。ちゃんと聞いてくれないの？耳の穴をかっぽじって！Translati on: I said, "can you speak Japanese?" Can't you listen properly? Clean the wax outta your ears!:D Edited for ume boshi sour meets typing.

[Stellafane]

177. Where do all my missing socks go?

[rjh01]

177. Where do all my missing socks go?

I have them. I am looking for the socks that you have.

[Powa]

178. How do "Don't walk on grass" signs get there?

[rjh01]

179. How soon before this thread gets moved to humor?

180. Where is SBrown? I know I saw him lurking around here somewhere. About 7 hours ago.

[Powa]

181. What's up, doc?

[Orb]

182. What's a dikfore?

[Powa]

183. English, muthaf...! Do you speak it?

[rikzilla]

184. On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

[rikzilla]

185. Is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

[rikzilla]

186. Didja get any onya?

[Hellbound]

185a. Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and in so doing, end them?

[Dinsdale Piranha]

187. Does the spearmint lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
188. Is Paris Burning?
189. Who the **** are you?

[Powa]

190. O brother, where art thou?

[grayman]

191. Who's next?

[Stellafane]

192. To be or not to be?

(Apologies if someone else posted this already -- in which case, substitute the following: "What's in a name?"

[Meffy]

193. What happens to a dream deferred?
194. Are we there yet?
195. This isn't a question... or is it?

[milesalpha]

196. Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show?

[Meffy]

197: Woodja woodja woo?

[lister]

198. Just what IS the secret of Monkey Island?

[Meffy]

198. Just what IS the secret of Monkey Island?
Turns out chimpanzees really are a kind of monkey, not ape! Don't let anyone know, 'kay?

[Regnad Kcin]

199. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

200. Then who the hell else are you talkin' to?

199. You talkin' to me?

201. Well I'm the only one here; who the f*** do you think you're talking to?

202. Oh yeah?

203. Huh?

[Mancman]

204. Could this thread possibly escalate to higher levels of tedium?

[realitybites]

205. I don't know, could it?

[Pardalis]

206- Why does it take hours for speakthetruth to answer simple questions?

[Powa]

207. "What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to f****n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

[grayman]

208. How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[rjh01]

208. How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Work out she is not a problem but an opportunity.

Sound of music.

[Powa]

209. What is love?

[grayman]

210. What's love got to do, got to do with it?

211. What's love but a second-hand emotion?

[Powa]

212. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

[Nucular]

213. Why are the numbers in that order? Is it because of this thread?

[milesalpha]

214. Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Gravy]

215. Could she love?
216. Could she woo?
217. Could she could she could she coo?
218. Has anybody seen my girl?

[Powa]

219. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[Stellafane]

220. What's the question again?

[Regnad Kcin]

221. You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?

222. Well, do ya, punk?

[milesalpha]

223. Do you think I'm sexy?

[Hellbound]

224. Do you want my body?

[realitybites]

225. How do I get out of this chicken-**** outfit?

226. Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

227. What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

[kitakaze]

225. How do I get out of this chicken-**** outfit?

226. Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

227. What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!:D :D :D 228. Why can't I get just one #$%&?

[Abbyas]

229. What's the square root of 52441?

[Meffy]

230. Is it the heat or the humidity? (careful, might be a trick question)

[realitybites]

229. What's the square root of 52441?
C'mon Abby.... Everyone knows that one.

It's Zionism.

NEXT!!! YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!! CHEW ON A HAT!!!! I'M A PILOT!!!

[Powa]

230. Platypus. Seriously, WTF?

[Abbyas]

NEXT!!! YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!! CHEW ON A HAT!!!! I'M A PILOT!!!

I would love to see a new 9/11 investigation and have it all be based on who can PWN the other side more. BOO YA!

[kitakaze]

231. Little old ladies the world over and blue/purple hair. Seriously, WTF?

[milesalpha]

232. Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

[SBrown]

Damn six pages???

You guys are straight dorks. I guess I should at least read some of these and see if they were ever funny after page 1.

Naw I have better things to do today. :jaw-dropp

[realitybites]

233. Where does he get those wonderful toys?

[kitakaze]

Damn six pages???234. Can 'Damn six pages???' be question #235 or what do we do with that?

[kitakaze]

Naw I have better things to do today. :jaw-droppYeah, I hear you. So much trolling to do, so little time.

[milesalpha]

235. Does SBrown have a sense of humour?


Hey we are just asking questions after all.

[kitakaze]

235. Does SBrown have a sense of humour?


Hey we are just asking questions after all.Absolutely. She amuses herself to no end.

[Regnad Kcin]

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask:

237. What can you do for your country?



(Note: Numbers are now back in sequence, following the repeat use of 230 in post #228.)

[realitybites]

238. Was 236 secretly removed by the Mossad?

[Powa]

236. Looking for this?

[Powa]

239. Where's Jimmy Hoffa's body?

[realitybites]

240. Is Powa a member of the Mossad?

[kitakaze]

241. Who's that behind you?

[Stellafane]

242. Ummm, exactly how many days late are you?

[kitakaze]

243. Do you like it like that?

[Powa]

244. May I?

[SBrown]

245. Who is the dork c0rbin(LC handle) and why do you allow him here since he believes Darwin is still alive?

[Regnad Kcin]

238. Was 236 secretly removed by the Mossad?As I mentioned, there was this (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1778523&postcount=226), and then two posts later was this (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1778580&postcount=228). So, when I composed this (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1779485&postcount=238), I skipped a number in order to bring the planets back into alignment.

But then someone wasn't paying attention (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1779495&postcount=239), so we got this (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1779516&postcount=240), meaning things are once again all higgledy-piggledy.

[Regnad Kcin]

247. Higgledy-piggledy?

[DavidJames]

248. Has SBrown/jenabell ever backed up a claim with evidence?