Cash Cow

[Apathia]

I want to yawn already. I don't raelly think she's going to be able to milk this one for the millions that she's expecting, but if she starts a religion ....

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2006-07-17-magdalene-book_x.htm

I'd better get on over to the local publisher at the end of the block to hawk my upcoming book in which I claim to be the Apostle John. I've lived all these centuries because Jesus said I'd live to see his return, and he hasn't shown yet.

These guys are lying. That was me leaning on Jesus's shoulder in Da Vinci's Last Supper. I posed for him! Also I have some revelations about my relationship with Jesus that are going to make the rough places plain. Ta ta, Brokeback Mountain!
In my last chapter I'm going to reveal why Jesus hasn't retuned. And then I'll start my own lucretive religion!

[Smart_Cookie]

Gag! I hope her book lands in the clearance bin with only a couple of hundred copies sold.

Blech....

:gear_puke:

[Forty-Two]

Todd says she has no problem believing McGowan's claim that she descends from a marriage between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. "Yes, I believe her. Her passion and her mission are so strong, how can she not be?"
Wow. That's all the evidence I need; I'm convinced. :rolleyes:

[JamesDillon]

My God, people are stupid. Unfortunately, I lack Smart_Cookie's faith in humanity. It will probably be a bestseller.

[Ryokan]

"Oh, look at me! I'm special!"

[FireGarden]

I'd better get on over to the local publisher at the end of the block to hawk my upcoming book in which I claim to be the Apostle John. I've lived all these centuries because Jesus said I'd live to see his return, and he hasn't shown yet.

Nah.
It was Judas who was destined to walk the Earth until Jesus returns. As a Vampire! Didn't you see the movie? I found it to be very passionate and moving, hence I'm convinced of its truth.

Dracula 2000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219653/)