Damn, I hate these people!!!

[Pauliesonne]

I'm ****'in sick of this ****!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060731/ap_on_re_us/creation_museum

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[Mid]

Didn't Ken Ham have some tax problems?

ETA: Nope it was Kent Hovind, strange how all these creationists blur together in my mind

[StewartP]

"Like most natural history museums, this one has exhibits showing dinosaurs roaming the Earth. Except here, the giant reptiles share the forest with Adam and Eve."

Definition of museum
A building, place, or institution devoted to the acquisition, conservation, study, exhibition, and educational interpretation of objects having scientific, historical, or artistic value.

"It's education, but it's also doing it in an entertaining way"
Definition of education
An instructive or enlightening experience
Definition of entertaining
To hold the attention of with something amusing or diverting

I reckon it fails on all counts

[LeCynthia]

I was just going to start a thread on this. I want to open a creation museum and get millions in donations. Sounds easy.

[steve s]

"If the Bible is the word of God, and its history really is true, that's our presupposition or axiom, and we are starting there," museum founder Ken Ham

It's so much easier to just start with a conclusion, rather than gathering evidence first and reaching a conclusion based on data.

Steve S.

[andyandy]

Americans just aren't gullible enough to believe that they came from a fish,"

genius :D

[aggle-rithm]

Who would have thought there would be such idiocy in rural Kentucky...?

[SPQR]

I'm ****'in sick of this ****!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060731/ap_on_re_us/creation_museum

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You should join the fun here (http://evolutionfairytale.com/forum/index.php). That is, if you think arguing with stubborn children who refuse to accept reality is fun.


Fron the atricle in the OP:
"We're going to show you that we can make sense of the different people groups, we can make sense of fossils, we can make sense of what you see in the world," he said.

Yeah, because the current explanation isn't nearly simple enough. :mad:

[fuelair]

I thought we came from monkeys, not fish:p :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

[rustytunes]

Kangaroos Dinosaurs and Eden (http://biblicalstudies.qldwide.net.au/cs-kangaroos_dinosaurs_and_eden.html)There was no death and bloodshed of man or animals before sin. So the dinosaurs whose bones we find could not have died millions of years before Adam.
I aplogise on behalf of all Australians for Ken Ham. :rolleyes:

[tsg]

Science is so much easier when you get to make up the rules as you go along.

[chance]

Kangaroos Dinosaurs and Eden (http://biblicalstudies.qldwide.net.au/cs-kangaroos_dinosaurs_and_eden.html)
I aplogise on behalf of all Australians for Ken Ham. :rolleyes:

me too, and please don't send him back.

[I'll_buy_that]

Kentucky graduates less than 44% of its high school students.

need we say more

[CapelDodger]

Presumably Ken is of the line of Ham, cursed to eternal servility according to the Bible. I guess he doesn't have a problem with that. Or the other stuff about pig-meat.

[Dragon]

Kangaroos Dinosaurs and Eden (http://biblicalstudies.qldwide.net.au/cs-kangaroos_dinosaurs_and_eden.html)
I aplogise on behalf of all Australians for Ken Ham. :rolleyes:No need to apologise - that is one funny guy - We are also told in Genesis 1:29 - 30 that Adam and Eve, and all the animals, were to have vegetarian diets. So T. rex was originally a herbivore!:crazy:

[grayman]

Kentucky graduates less than 44% of its high school students.

need we say more

Kentucky: 4 million people - 7 last names. (sorry)

John Morris, president of the Institute for Creation Research in San Diego, an organization that promotes creationism, said the museum will affirm the doubts many people have about science, namely the notion that man evolved from lower forms of life.

"Americans just aren't gullible enough to believe that they came from a fish," he said.


But they're gullible enough to believe in mythology?

[Cuddles]

Of course, it has -ology on the end so it must be true.

[SteveGrenard]

Will muslims be offended by Ken Ham?

[jstro]

No need to apologise - that is one funny guy -
We are also told in Genesis 1:29 - 30 that Adam and Eve, and all the animals, were to have vegetarian diets. So T. rex was originally a herbivore! :crazy:
A herbivore? Well, that explains the big, nasty, pointy teeth then! All herbivores have them... uh.. hmm... don't they?

[valis]

A herbivore? Well, that explains the big, nasty, pointy teeth then! All herbivores have them... uh.. hmm... don't they?

Philip Jose' Farmer wrote a tounge in cheek (at least I think it was tounge in cheek) story that took place in the garden of Eden. In the story Eve is petting a tiger a notices that its breath smells like strawberries.

[Dancing David]

I'm ****'in sick of this ****!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060731/ap_on_re_us/creation_museum

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Send in the Clowns, Clowns for God that is!

[ktesibios]

Philip Jose' Farmer wrote a tounge in cheek (at least I think it was tounge in cheek) story that took place in the garden of Eden. In the story Eve is petting a tiger a notices that its breath smells like strawberries.

Sounds like he lifted the idea from Mark Twain's Extracts From Adam's Diary (http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ExtrAdam.shtml).

She engages herself in many foolish things; among others; to study out why the animals called lions and tigers live on grass and flowers, when, as she says, the sort of teeth they wear would indicate that they were intended to eat each other. This is foolish, because to do that would be to kill each other, and that would introduce what, as I understand, is called "death"; and death, as I have been told, has not yet entered the Park. Which is a pity, on some accounts.