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epepke
2nd August 2006, 04:23 PM
The latest picture of Emma King got me thinking about this. I don't think that I've ever seen a female "psychic" that doesn't look like she has smoked and drunk far too much for far too many years.

Ann Druyan doesn't look like a bar whore. Susan Blackmore looks like a pothead, but she doesn't look like a bar whore. Emmy Noether looked mannish, but she didn't look like a bar whore.

But look at these, and seriously tell me that the term "bar whore" doesn't spring immediately to mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Shoespre.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sylvia_Browne.jpg
http://www.nicejewishpsychic.net/goddess.html
http://www.thereadersgroup.com/ask.html
http://www.tarapumpkin.com/

Even when they're just pretending to be psychics, they look like bar whores:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/images/dora.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/services.php&h=348&w=215&sz=19&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=XAqPPRxK59ArrM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=74&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfemale%2Bpsychics%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Even this drawing looks like a bar whore:

http://www.theladyrhiannon.com/

I knew about the first two, but the rest were the result of a Google search for "female psychic," and I've included all the ones I clicked on. It's uncanny.

Piscivore
2nd August 2006, 04:33 PM
I think most people who come to believe they have "powers" begin with low self esteem issues.

Wowbagger
2nd August 2006, 05:41 PM
I think if they looked good (and perhaps had better talent) they would have become stage performers.

(Actually, if they looked really good, they probably wouldn't even need the talent.)

kittynh
2nd August 2006, 05:48 PM
I kid you NOT, in the book "Lillydale" the author claims that the reason many women psychics are overweight is that they need the MASS to keep from floating around. They are so filled with the spirit that if they were say under 200 pounds, they would float away.

Maybe if one of them went on a diet they would win the million dollars.

Also, anyone seen that scarey woman on tv that has some Xian show with her husband that has BIG hair and HUGE eyelashes? She scares me. A Mother Theresa I can see fooling people. But Barbie at 80? I just don't see Jesus going with a woman with a polyester wig and eyelashes as a spokesperson.

RSLancastr
2nd August 2006, 06:12 PM
The latest picture of Emma King got me thinking about this. I don't think that I've ever seen a female "psychic" that doesn't look like she has smoked and drunk far too much for far too many years.Epepke, I rarely go into bars, but if the bar whores in your area look like Sylvia Browne, I think it is time to move. :eye-poppi

Location, location, location.

Also, anyone seen that scarey woman on tv that has some Xian show with her husband that has BIG hair and HUGE eyelashes?My guess is that you are talking about Jan and Paul Crouch from Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN).

Truly frightening people, much in the Jim & Tammy mold.

Rodney
2nd August 2006, 06:41 PM
The latest picture of Emma King got me thinking about this. I don't think that I've ever seen a female "psychic" that doesn't look like she has smoked and drunk far too much for far too many years.

Ann Druyan doesn't look like a bar whore. Susan Blackmore looks like a pothead, but she doesn't look like a bar whore. Emmy Noether looked mannish, but she didn't look like a bar whore.

But look at these, and seriously tell me that the term "bar whore" doesn't spring immediately to mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Shoespre.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sylvia_Browne.jpg
http://www.nicejewishpsychic.net/goddess.html
http://www.thereadersgroup.com/ask.html
http://www.tarapumpkin.com/

Even when they're just pretending to be psychics, they look like bar whores:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/images/dora.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/services.php&h=348&w=215&sz=19&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=XAqPPRxK59ArrM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=74&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfemale%2Bpsychics%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Even this drawing looks like a bar whore:

http://www.theladyrhiannon.com/

I knew about the first two, but the rest were the result of a Google search for "female psychic," and I've included all the ones I clicked on. It's uncanny.
And now, with an opposing opinion, here's Sakz Rohmer: http://www.geocities.com/orphicget/sakz/sakz.html

Outhere
2nd August 2006, 06:47 PM
Where does James Van Praagh fit into the picture?

Hindmost
2nd August 2006, 07:09 PM
Where does James Van Praagh fit into the picture?

Sylvia's ...nah, I can't do it.

glenn:boxedin:

dglas
2nd August 2006, 07:15 PM
And now, with an opposing opinion, here's Sakz Rohmer: http://www.geocities.com/orphicget/sakz/sakz.html

Dude! That's a Vampire: The Masquerade RPG character sheet.

RSLancastr
2nd August 2006, 07:19 PM
Where does James Van Praagh fit into the picture?Same title, different bar.

Kopji
2nd August 2006, 07:50 PM
Humm, you have a point here. Might be some kind of selection bias on the part of the journalists. Journalists like bar whores so they tend to promote psychics who look like them? Because in real life there seems to be a wider variety. A quick image search turned up a wide variety of psychics. Oh sure, there were plenty of bar whore ones... but it was not too difficult to find a selection.

(I'd buy her a beer psychic) http://www.insidervlv.com/images/psychic.jpg
(immaginal psychic) http://www.psychic-club.com/images/cheryl.jpg
(like your mom) www.psychic-health-link.com/images/sohana4.gif
(looks like your sister psychic) http://www.newvision-psychic.com/.../newvision_pod.jpg
(large sized psychic) www.cassandraeason.co.uk/cassandra_eason.jpg
(aunt marge psychic) http://www.anngeorge.com/Images/psychic/ann_george.jpeg
(non hooker psychic) http://psychic-rosie.co.uk/psychic%20reading%20images/psychic%20reading%20globe.jpg
(sister psychic) http://sitebuilder.firstsite.com.au/sites/12/kerrienew.jpg
(baby sister psychic)http://www.coloradospringsnews.com/images/psychic_logo.JPG
(hottie older psychic) http://www.inbaal.com/images/topphoto.jpg
(hottie younger psychic) http://www.live-psychic-readers.com/images/cynna_sml.jpg
(not a whore psychic) http://aura.zaadz.com/photos/14720/large/CarolAnnDryer.jpg
(business person psychic) http://www.gaylekirk.com/images/GK.jpg
(kick your ass psychic) http://www.psychiccourses.com/images/homecourses/about/heidi.jpg
(dead psychic) http://www.disobey.com/horror/movie_media/singles/downloads/psychic.jpg
(airline stewardess psychic) http://tubesocket.tv/uploaded_images/Char-711926.jpg
(mother in law psychic) http://www.heavenlyideas.com/Angela-Dacey/PSY-angela.jpg
(new agey artist psychic) http://www.lindalauren.com/images/ll2.jpg
(young grandma psychic) http://psychicnirup.com/nirup-redirect-psychic-readings-tarot.jpg
(copyrighted psychic) http://images.google.com/url?q=http://web.mawebcenters.com/christinedwinters/images/schristine.jpg
(crazy sister-in-law psychic) http://www.inpsyche.com/images/photos/sorina_ryan_photo.gif
(girl next door who is probably a slut psychic) http://members.cox.net/jackiann/graphix/jackie02.JPG

Rodney
3rd August 2006, 05:58 AM
Humm, you have a point here. Might be some kind of selection bias on the part of the journalists. No. Confirmation bias on the part of Randi forum participants.

I'll_buy_that
3rd August 2006, 06:24 AM
http://www.nicejewishpsychic.net/goddess.html

Linda Kaye's a man, baby!

politas
3rd August 2006, 08:16 AM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/images/dora.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/services.php&h=348&w=215&sz=19&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=XAqPPRxK59ArrM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=74&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfemale%2Bpsychics%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Hah! Down fairly low on that page, find:
"Rich's Psycho Hypnosis Show"

I bet it goes down well with the guys on Death Row!

CFLarsen
3rd August 2006, 09:40 AM
Also, anyone seen that scarey woman on tv that has some Xian show with her husband that has BIG hair and HUGE eyelashes? She scares me.

Tammy Faye Bakker...? (http://aburriss.tripod.com/tbakker.jpg)

Jon.
3rd August 2006, 09:46 AM
Also, anyone seen that scarey woman on tv that has some Xian show with her husband that has BIG hair and HUGE eyelashes? She scares me.

My guess is that you are talking about Jan and Paul Crouch from Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN).

Truly frightening people, much in the Jim & Tammy mold.

I thought of Jack Van Impe's wife, Rexella. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rexella_Van_Impe)

negativ
3rd August 2006, 10:29 AM
I completely exhausted the saline supply of the eyewash station at work, and it didn't help. I guess the only thing left to do is jab a jagged piece of rusty iron in my eyes.

Next time, please insert some sort of "gruesome image" warning.

Thanks for ruining my lunch break, guys. :mad:

RSLancastr
3rd August 2006, 11:35 AM
I still say she's talking about the Crouches:

politas
3rd August 2006, 11:41 AM
I still say she's talking about the Crouches:
Ok, now that one makes me want to pluck out my eyes.

kittykatkarma
3rd August 2006, 11:53 AM
Tammy "Fake" Bakker, Rexella "De Vil", and Jan "Dolly Parton wig" ~ they really scare me. Not in it for any meaningful reason... just to be in the spotlight.

Dragonrock
3rd August 2006, 12:28 PM
Those are bad, but do any of you have a psychic hag who is named after you?

http://www.dragonrock.com/about.html

Almo
3rd August 2006, 12:41 PM
Tara Frisch doesn't look like a bar whore.

politas
3rd August 2006, 01:03 PM
Those are bad, but do any of you have a psychic hag who is named after you?

http://www.dragonrock.com/about.html
Oooh, she's an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church! Wow!

Er, isn't everybody? (http://www.geocities.com/politasau/ordain.html)

kittykatkarma
3rd August 2006, 03:00 PM
Those are bad, but do any of you have a psychic hag who is named after you?

http://www.dragonrock.com/about.html
At least this hag has a disclaimer, which is more toward honesty and not seen on similar sites ~
Readings are meant for entertainment purposes only and in no way constitutes legal, financial or other advice. It does not constitute diagnosis or treatment of any illness be it mental, physical, or spiritual. By engaging in a reading you understand that I cannot answer health questions of any kind, including inquiries about pregnancy and death. I do not knowingly provide reading services to minors or anyone under legal age.

I didn't find any mention of a love of Taco's, she must be of a distant branch in the dragonrock clan.

kittynh
3rd August 2006, 05:52 PM
I still say she's talking about the Crouches:
THAT'S THE WOMAN!!!!!!

I was stuck in the hospital and my room mate had control of the tv we were supposed to share. THAT THING had on her Xmas special where she gave a tour of the facility where they tape the shows. I toured the gift shop, the coffee and snack place, saw the giant robotic carollers!!!! And those EYES!!!

thank goodness for morphine, or I would have pulled my life support.

Rodney
3rd August 2006, 06:28 PM
I think most people who come to believe they have "powers" begin with low self esteem issues.

Does that include Allison "Dubious"? And does she look like a "bar whore"? See -- http://www.allisondubois.com

CLD
3rd August 2006, 09:12 PM
Don't forget...

http://www.junkbrosnews.com/images/cleo6b.jpg

thaiboxerken
3rd August 2006, 09:20 PM
The latest picture of Emma King got me thinking about this. I don't think that I've ever seen a female "psychic" that doesn't look like she has smoked and drunk far too much for far too many years.

I think Tara and Helene are actually good-looking women that I wouldn't say looks like a bar whore. Also, Carla Baron is good looking as well. Perhaps you perception of their character has changed your perspective of their physical beauty. I used to be this way, if I didn't like a person, they would look ugly to me. But, over the years, the dirty-old-man part of me has withered that away. I can hate a biatch and still think she's hot.

psy kick
4th August 2006, 12:11 AM
THAT'S THE WOMAN!!!!!!

I was stuck in the hospital and my room mate had control of the tv we were supposed to share. THAT THING had on her Xmas special where she gave a tour of the facility where they tape the shows. I toured the gift shop, the coffee and snack place, saw the giant robotic carollers!!!! And those EYES!!!

thank goodness for morphine, or I would have pulled my life support.The first time I saw her on tv, I knew it was an alien. They say there really are't any, but there was NO doubt. "She" is not human.

StewartP
4th August 2006, 05:57 AM
I'm hoping that these slag heaps might monitor their web traffic and see where all these hits are coming from. And find out that people think they look like bar whores

Shrike
4th August 2006, 11:11 AM
I'm hoping that these slag heaps might monitor their web traffic and see where all these hits are coming from. And find out that people think they look like bar whores
Niceyewishpsycich has, but hasn't been here I think.
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=1819124#post1819124

epepke
4th August 2006, 09:38 PM
Epepke, I rarely go into bars, but if the bar whores in your area look like Sylvia Browne, I think it is time to move.

Actually, they're worse. But I won't move, because I'm making good money after three weeks here, which I haven't made for a long time.

RSLancastr
4th August 2006, 11:38 PM
Actually, they're worse. But I won't move, because I'm making good money after three weeks here, which I haven't made for a long time.I'm hoping that the second sentence is not related to the first.

SirPhilip
5th August 2006, 12:22 AM
http://www.nicejewishpsychic.net/goddess.html Looks like this fallen angel hit every branch coming back down to the middle world.

SirPhilip
5th August 2006, 01:46 AM
I think Tara and Helene are actually good-looking women that I wouldn't say looks like a bar whore. Also, Carla Baron is good looking as well. Perhaps you perception of their character has changed your perspective of their physical beauty. I used to be this way, if I didn't like a person, they would look ugly to me. But, over the years, the dirty-old-man part of me has withered that away. I can hate a biatch and still think she's hot. ..and let's not forget Allison Dubois!

Starthinker
6th August 2006, 08:22 PM
What I'd like to know is why don't psychics make enough money to hire a web page designer?

Ausmerican
8th August 2006, 12:36 AM
Dude! That's a Vampire: The Masquerade RPG character sheet.
Also Sax Rohmer was the guy that wrote the Fu Manchu stories.

fishbait
11th August 2006, 12:02 PM
Oooh, she's an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church! Wow!

Not only is she an ordained minister of ULC, according to her website (http://www.dragonrock.com/about.html) she is also:

Shaman
Reiki Master
Psychic
Tarot reader
Spiritual counselor
Clairvoyant
Clairaudient
Empathic
Crystal Ally Reader
Engages Angles
Talks to Animals
Channels spontaneously
AND
Dowser

Wow! One-stop shopping for all your spiritual needs. She's like the
Wal-Mart of Woos!

Piscivore
11th August 2006, 01:05 PM
Does that include Allison "Dubious"?
Yes, that's a possibility.

And does she look like a "bar whore"? See -- http://www.allisondubois.com
I'm not playing that game.

StewartP
11th August 2006, 01:08 PM
Wow! One-stop shopping for all your spiritual needs. She's like the
Wal-Mart of Woos!

She's The Woomeister

robinson
11th August 2006, 04:01 PM
The latest picture of Emma King got me thinking about this. I don't think that I've ever seen a female "psychic" that doesn't look like she has smoked and drunk far too much for far too many years.



I don't know where you meet psychics, but the ones I dated were very attractive. Yeah the ones I didn't date were pretty ragged, but I've known a few who were, and still are, very hot.

fuelair
11th August 2006, 05:50 PM
The latest picture of Emma King got me thinking about this. I don't think that I've ever seen a female "psychic" that doesn't look like she has smoked and drunk far too much for far too many years.

Ann Druyan doesn't look like a bar whore. Susan Blackmore looks like a pothead, but she doesn't look like a bar whore. Emmy Noether looked mannish, but she didn't look like a bar whore.

But look at these, and seriously tell me that the term "bar whore" doesn't spring immediately to mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Shoespre.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sylvia_Browne.jpg
http://www.nicejewishpsychic.net/goddess.html
http://www.thereadersgroup.com/ask.html
http://www.tarapumpkin.com/

Even when they're just pretending to be psychics, they look like bar whores:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/images/dora.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/services.php&h=348&w=215&sz=19&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=XAqPPRxK59ArrM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=74&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfemale%2Bpsychics%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Even this drawing looks like a bar whore:

http://www.theladyrhiannon.com/

I knew about the first two, but the rest were the result of a Google search for "female psychic," and I've included all the ones I clicked on. It's uncanny.

Bad lighting and makeup.

gfunkusarelius
12th August 2006, 06:23 AM
Also, anyone seen that scarey woman on tv that has some Xian show with her husband that has BIG hair and HUGE eyelashes? She scares me. A Mother Theresa I can see fooling people. But Barbie at 80? I just don't see Jesus going with a woman with a polyester wig and eyelashes as a spokesperson.

ha, not to derail, but i love this lady- she went to some country in africa where there was famine and they had video of her visiting with the village children and she was handing out barbie dolls....what?!?!

hipparchia
16th August 2006, 04:28 AM
I kid you NOT, in the book "Lillydale" the author claims that the reason many women psychics are overweight is that they need the MASS to keep from floating around. They are so filled with the spirit that if they were say under 200 pounds, they would float away.

I kid you not, but I've heard this claim live, from one huge psychic lady I came to know once upon a time. Not floating around, but she said she needed mass to not be shaken by all the energy.

Why not lean muscle mass, I wonder.

Flange Desire
17th August 2006, 11:51 PM
I don't know where you meet psychics, but the ones I dated were very attractive. Yeah the ones I didn't date were pretty ragged, but I've known a few who were, and still are, very hot.

You big fibber!
Show the evidence!

ImaginalDisc
18th August 2006, 04:59 AM
Dude! That's a Vampire: The Masquerade RPG character sheet.

She's a mortal. She has a numina. She's from Mortal: The Soon Dead.

GrowlingDog
18th August 2006, 05:48 AM
Hahahahahahaha, oh this forum is so much more fun than trying to convince someone that the US government did NOT plant bombs in the WTC or that man HAS landed on the moon, or that there are not 12 people deciding the fate of the human race (even though i like this one, at least it means someone is in control). truly a relief after scanning the net for a while now. Great to see that logic and reason does exist somewhere, somehow. Thankyou, (now, where did i put that logic pipe) hehehehehehe, just jokes.

Clarity
18th August 2006, 09:24 AM
Hahahahahahaha, oh this forum is so much more fun than trying to convince someone that the US government did NOT plant bombs in the WTC or that man HAS landed on the moon, or that there are not 12 people deciding the fate of the human race (even though i like this one, at least it means someone is in control). truly a relief after scanning the net for a while now. Great to see that logic and reason does exist somewhere, somehow. Thankyou, (now, where did i put that logic pipe) hehehehehehe, just jokes. I agree! I've been lurking and laughing for a few days now. I am really enjoying it here. thanks to all involved.

robinson
18th August 2006, 09:58 AM
You big fibber!
Show the evidence!

This ain't no MDC, I don't need no steenking evidence.


heh


But in retrospect, after all these years, I would bet most of them do look like bar whores by now.

In fact, one of them IS a bar whore. But she still looks hot.

trvlr2
19th August 2006, 11:27 AM
From my perspective, the OP psychos all look like what you see at the mall...all the bar hos look just like them, too.
I guess bar hos gotta shop ,too.

I've heard, ya gotta check the teeth--if they're all there& in good shape, she's a vice cop. If not, well you are on your own...

Geek Goddess
21st August 2006, 11:59 AM
Not only is she an ordained minister of ULC, according to her website (http://www.dragonrock.com/about.html) she is also:

[
Engages Angles
[
Wow! One-stop shopping for all your spiritual needs. She's like the
Wal-Mart of Woos!


Engages Angles??? Muse to the Mathematicians? Teacher to Trig Lovers? Way-cool

Huntster
21st August 2006, 01:00 PM
I think if they looked good (and perhaps had better talent) they would have become stage performers.

(Actually, if they looked really good, they probably wouldn't even need the talent.)

Getting the clue?

If they look really good, they don't even need brains. In fact, the really good looking ones are preferred (by sinful men) without brains (for obvious reasons).

Women who aren't "beautiful" tend to need to get good at something in order to survive.

Soulend
22nd August 2006, 05:17 PM
Tara Frisch doesn't look like a bar whore.

At the very least, a pretty damn hot bar whore.

Mechbob
23rd August 2006, 09:32 PM
I'm not going to judge these women by their looks, it's not fair. But they all have one thing in common: They are all woo-woo nuts! The dragonrock site woman seems to able to do it all, to bad she can't walk on water. The nice Jewish psychick is also a naturalistic nudist. Thank goodness, if she were an unnatural nudists I would have turned her in to the FBI or something.

asthmatic camel
26th August 2006, 09:51 AM
Abdul Alhazred has his moments pretending to be "Pink Lady, the Nice Jewish Psychic". (http://www.lindasnaturistplace.com/)

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/asthmaticcamel/pinkabdul1.jpg

Apologies to those who've seen this before.

Euromutt
26th August 2006, 05:08 PM
Engages Angles??? Muse to the Mathematicians? Teacher to Trig Lovers? Way-coolPerhaps that's Angles as the Germanic tribe which populated England (as in "East Anglia" and "Anglo-Saxon").

I'm surprised nobody seems to have mentioned my local fruitcake, J.Z. Knight (http://www.krse.net/images/jz-pic-tan.jpg), of Hunk-Ra, excuse me, Ramtha fame. I think what causes this phenomenon is that many self-styled psychics feel they need to look extraordinary in some way, or nobody's going to believe they have extraordinary abilities. And sometimes, like Ms King, they pick accoutrements--hairdo, make-up, wardrobe--which might look mysterious and alluring on someone else, but not on themselves, and they end up looking like a cheap tart.

The Atheist
27th August 2006, 01:28 AM
and they end up looking like a cheap tart.

Hey, this is a nondiscriminatory forum. What's wrong with cheap tarts? I've spent most of my life chasing them.

StewartP
27th August 2006, 02:14 AM
OK so many psychics look like bar whores. Big deal.

How many bar whores are psychic? That's the more important question.

Psychic bar whores could tell which john's are violent, STD carriers, cops etc. In fact, if bar whores were psychic it would be a nightmare:
How much fo a BJ in the alley?
30 bucks
But I've only got 20 on me
No you don't you've got 30
How did you know that
woo woo

Jorghnassen
27th August 2006, 07:58 AM
Well, apparently at least Jojo Savard has an excuse. From this page: (http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ARTM0010470)
...behind Savard's artful mask of makeup and blond bangs lie the ugly scars from a disfiguring car accident that she suffered on the French Riviera in 1977. She awoke from a coma, she says, looking like "a monster." Months of plastic surgery reconstructed her face, but she is still missing part of one eyebrow and retains no feeling in her chin.

...oh and she claims that the accident gave (or enhanced) her psychic senses.

MortFurd
27th August 2006, 12:51 PM
There've been several posts countering the OP, so I don't suppose it is fair to say all of them look horrible.

I will say that there's a bunch of them who have taken over here in Germany. These folks make bar whores look down right attractive. If I were in a bar and someone as ugly as these psychics were to try to arrange a "date," I'd reach over and smack the crap out of the bartender 'cause I'd figure he'd slipped me some LSD in my drink and given me a REALLY bad trip.

The nationally funded kids station here in Germany goes off the air at like 8 or 9 in the evening, and the TV psychics take over that satellite slot until morning. My wife and I watched for a few minutes the other night. Ms. "Wish I were as atttractive as a bar whore" was using african roots (plant roots from Africa and a starfish) to do psychic consultation. She scoops out a handful of stuff from a star shaped box each time she takes a call and pretends to read their fortunes from the type of roots and the pattern they make on the table. Cold reading all the way. My wife even noticed that the psychic forgot to dump a fresh load of roots for a new phone call and was telling someone else's fortunes with the roots she had tossed for the previous caller.

Calling any of the psychics on that program fugly is a compliment.

PBTree
27th August 2006, 11:16 PM
quick question re all those fuglies, especially the jewish princess(yikes)

do any of them have kids?

if they do have offspring, surely they should be telling their mum she looks like six pound of crap in a one pound bag? I mean, the whole family can't be nuts can it?

SwissSkeptic
28th August 2006, 12:34 AM
Oh, oh! I have one! She's more of an all-round woo (cult leader, medium, psychic, healer etc.), though.

http://wwwuser.gwdg.de/~agruens/UFO/Uriella.jpg

She has the eternal look of a cheap bar whore on her wedding day- isn't she precious?