Was Israel Nuked on August 3rd?

[RSLancastr]

On August 2nd, a Bible Code expert appeared on Coast To Coast AM, and talked about the fact that TWICE in the bible, it indicated that a nuclear bomb would be detonated in Israel on August 3rd, 2006.

Did it happen? August 3rd is my girlfriend's birthday, and we were celebrating that, so I didn't hear the news that day.

Fill me in, people.

[schplurg]

Yes, in fact it happened twice - once for each mention in the Bible. Israel is gone. I'm surprised it isn't on CNN yet.

[Raphael]

On August 2nd, a Bible Code expert appeared on Coast To Coast AM, and talked about the fact that TWICE in the bible, it indicated that a nuclear bomb would be detonated in Israel on August 3rd, 2006.

Did it happen? August 3rd is my girlfriend's birthday, and we were celebrating that, so I didn't hear the news that day.

Fill me in, people.
When you were celebrating with your girlfriend, remember when you thought the earth moved...

[RSLancastr]

Yes, in fact it happened twice - once for each mention in the Bible. Israel is gone. I'm surprised it isn't on CNN yet.I'm always the last to know these things... :(

Has anyone reached Mel Gibson for a comment?

When you were celebrating with your girlfriend, remember when you thought the earth moved...So that's what that was!

[RemieV]

I don't even understand why the Bible would be written in code. What does this mean the Ten Commandments are? When they are deciphered, does it translate to "Eat more cheese"?

[grayman]

Yes it was nuked, but government operatives quickly rebuilt a facade and hypnotised the survivors into believing that it NEVER happened. Remember that. It NEVER HAPPENED! Now, never speak of this again. Move along. Nothing to see here. Try next door at the CT thread.

:cool:

[ExitDose]

Yes, in fact it happened twice - once for each mention in the Bible. Israel is gone. I'm surprised it isn't on CNN yet.
That's what THEY would have you believe. In truth an explosion happened but it can only be explained by quantum mechanics and the inexplicable SAT results of a 12th grader named Doug.

[StewartP]

I don't even understand why the Bible would be written in code. What does this mean the Ten Commandments are? When they are deciphered, does it translate to "Eat more cheese"?

I've not looked deep into Bible Code, but I understand people have applied the same logic to other books (Moby Dick for example http://skepdic.com/bibcode.html) and also found prophesies.

[Bikewer]

Using the techniques described by the "bible code" guys, one can mine any book (or even article) of sufficient length and find just about anything.

[Ralph]

I just put a bagel in the microwave.

Does that qualify?

[Bikewer]

Years ago, UFOs attacked Peoria, Ill., and leveled it to the ground. The CIA came in and rebuilt the place virtually overnight so that the citizens wouldn't panic.
It was right there on the front page of Weekly World News, I swear.

[RemieV]

Using the techniques described by the "bible code" guys, one can mine any book (or even article) of sufficient length and find just about anything.

Like Jack the Ripper's true identity.... Lewis Carroll :)

http://www.casebook.org/suspects/carroll.html

[David Swidler]

I WAS NUKED?

Why didn't anybody tell me? A phone call? SMS? Email message?

No, of course you couldn't be bothered. Bunch of antisemites....

[Nex]

It's not our fault you didn't notice. Gosh!

[rjh01]

You guys. This is heaven. You are all dead from World War three. It was all over on August 3 2006. Only lasted 8 hours.

[Axenos]

You guys. This is heaven. You are all dead from World War three. It was all over on August 3 2006. Only lasted 8 hours.

If this is heaven something went seriously wrong...

[RSLancastr]

If this is heaven something went seriously wrong...This is just the highest level we acheived in our lives.

[Meffy]

I just put a bagel in the microwave.

Does that qualify?
It qualifies for the contention for the title of Worst Food Preparation Technique in History.

[Kopji]

We are missing on some fun here:
http://www.exodus2006.com/3code.htm

Here's one of the Aug 3 predictions:
http://www.exodus2006.com/sutton/9av2.htm

And here's another one:
http://www.exodus2006.com/sutton/3aug2006.htm

Oops another:
http://www.exodus2006.com/L0rd%20kyr0N/Av9th5766.htm

Don't see any nuclear bomb predictions.

The patterns on this site remind me of people who collect or hoard things in their houses and never throw anything away. (There are apparently a lot more than we think.)

I've noticed this sort of odd 'I just can't decide what to do with it' trait in 'psychic clients' and wonder if it shows up in other ways.

If any of you psychology types ever run across any research linking these kinds of behaviors I'd like to see it.

Sorry that was a digression...

[Floyt]

Ooh, here's a nice on from your first site, Kopji:

Rottenness! Who? A chip in 2006; because, son, it will blister.

Satanic possession not recommended for people with sensitive skin.

[defaultdotxbe]

Years ago, UFOs attacked Peoria, Ill., and leveled it to the ground. The CIA came in and rebuilt the place virtually overnight so that the citizens wouldn't panic.
It was right there on the front page of Weekly World News, I swear.
i just leveled peoria single handedly...as a giant mutated lizard named lizzy

[Mojo]

If this is heaven something went seriously wrong...Maybe you're in the other place.

[valis]

I don't even understand why the Bible would be written in code. What does this mean the Ten Commandments are? When they are deciphered, does it translate to "Eat more cheese"?

You know that is the damndest thing about the entire Bible code theory. There were big time ministers pushing that stuff and I always thought: That means all the preaching and teaching they have been doing their entire lives has been based on a falsehood. Wouldn't that tend to upset someone who had based their entire lives on the words in the Bible.

[grayman]

You know that is the damndest thing about the entire Bible code theory. There were big time ministers pushing that stuff and I always thought: That means all the preaching and teaching they have been doing their entire lives has been based on a falsehood. Wouldn't that tend to upset someone who had based their entire lives on the words in the Bible.

You would think that, but they just adapt and spin the tales anew.

[I'll_buy_that]

Domestic war, a buzzard for you. what the hell does that mean?

[gumboot]

I WAS NUKED?

Why didn't anybody tell me? A phone call? SMS? Email message?

No, of course you couldn't be bothered. Bunch of antisemites....


We couldn't warn you because the Electo-magnetic Radiation from the blast knocked out all communications... Duh.

And because you're a dirty Jew...;)

-Andrew

(kidding about the dirty Jew thing... just in case you missed that...)

[Elizabeth I]

Satanic possession not recommended for people with sensitive skin.

Huh?

If you're ever in the mood for a fun read, try Barbara Michaels' Summer of the Dragon, about a sort of commune for CTers/dowers/psychics/
Velikovskyites/theosophists/etc. The main character remarks that if Jesus' last words on the cross are translated into Aztec or some North American native language, they become "Sinking, sinking, black ink over nose." Apparently this is considered very significant among the way-out community (although not by Our Heroine.) The book has some "chick" elements (as in "chick flick") but I still recommend it as a great send-up of the pseudoscientific element.

[senorpogo]

The book has some "chick" elements (as in "chick flick") but I still recommend it as a great send-up of the pseudoscientific element.

It seems somewhat appropriate for chick flicks to be combined with pseudoscience. Both are heavy on fantasy and illogic.

[Elizabeth I]

It seems somewhat appropriate for chick flicks to be combined with pseudoscience. Both are heavy on fantasy and illogic.

Read it before you knock it - I was just being polite and trying to warn anyone who might object to "kissing and all that mushy stuff."

The main character is a wonderful skeptic and her run-ins with the pseudoscience residents of the commune are a riot.

[David Swidler]

We couldn't warn you because the Electo-magnetic Radiation from the blast knocked out all communications... Duh.

And because my cellphone was busy.

And because you're a dirty Jew...;)

Do I smell that bad? I mean, it's been warm the last few days, but I haven't cut down on my showering.

(kidding about the dirty Jew thing... just in case you missed that...)

No! You ruined it! Take that part back!

[Axenos]

Maybe you're in the other place.

I have to admit after seeing some reality TV shows... hmmmm.