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Baker
30th May 2003, 12:46 PM
SUNDAY
7:30 - My 33 Sons
8:00 - Osama Knows Best
8:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY
7:00 - Husseinfeld
7:30 - Mad About Everything
8:00 - Monday Night Stoning
8:30 - Win Bin Laden's Money
9:00 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY
7:30 - Wheel of Terror
8:00 - The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
8:30 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:00 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
9:30 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY
7:00 - Beat the Press
8:00 - When Kurds Attack
8:30 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:00 - Just Shoot Everyone
9:30 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY
7:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
7:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
8:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapless Dresses and Veils
8:30 - Married with 139 Children
9:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY
7:00 - Judge Saddam
7:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
8:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist
Millionaire
8:30 - Cave and Garden Television
9:00 - No Witness Left Alive News

SATURDAY
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are you?

Edit to add
I found this on another forum called Audarya Fellowship posted by atma.
I thought it was hilarious and had to share with the JREF posters.
http://www.audarya-fellowship.com/showflat/cat/jokes/37932/0/collapsed/5/o/1

Gem
30th May 2003, 12:50 PM
That just cracked me up.

You forgot about the late night rerun of their favorite horror movie:

"The Isreali Idendity"

Gem

P.S: Anyone else has any suggestions? I know JK can post about feminazi shows. Where are you JK? We need you!

plindboe
30th May 2003, 02:43 PM
Hilarious stuff!!!

Peter :D

peptoabysmal
30th May 2003, 11:54 PM
You left out:

"Killing Christians in the Sudan for fun and profit" hosted by Moammar Ghadaffi.

Jon_in_london
31st May 2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by peptoabysmal
You left out:

"Killing Christians in the Sudan for fun and profit" hosted by Moammar Ghadaffi.

Also forgot"Enslaving children in West Africa for fun Sex and Profit"

Genghis Pwn
1st June 2003, 02:04 AM
Lol at "Beat the Press" and "Spongebob Squareturban."

Hahahaha!

DialecticMaterialist
1st June 2003, 04:04 AM
"Mad About Everything". :D

Mr Manifesto
1st June 2003, 04:18 AM
Nothing like a bit of racist humour to put a smile on a racist's face.

DialecticMaterialist
1st June 2003, 04:50 AM
:rolleyes: