Now I know we are in Trouble

[SteveGrenard]

QUOTATION of the day from the NY TIMES: (August 12,2006)



"I am impatient. I don’t think we have gotten as far as we need to go. We can do more, and we can do better. And we must."
- MICHAEL JACKSON, Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security, on defending against new terrorist threats.



http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/12/washington/12homeland.html?th&emc=th (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/12/washington/12homeland.html?th&emc=th)

[TragicMonkey]

"Then he grabbed his groin, uttered an anti-Semitic remark, and frenched Elvis's daughter in a fashion that made everyone very uncomfortable."

[coalesce]

"He then rushed off to K-Mart, where he heard they had boys' pants half off."

Michael

[HarryKeogh]

"He then realized he was like tuna fish because they both come in little white cans"

[Lisa Simpson]

"Then the chimp bit him."

[Dr Adequate]

"I am impatient. I don’t think we have gotten as far as we need to go. We can do more, and we can do better. And we must. It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark..."

[TragicMonkey]

"Jackson then contributed a brilliant analysis of the terror threat by remarking 'Osama bin Laden is mean. He's a racist, and he's very, very, very, very, very devilish.' "

[Beerina]

"He then realized he was like tuna fish because they both come in little white cans"

I condemn thee to Hell. :jaw-dropp :eek: :)

[Soapy Sam]

Now I know we're in trouble.

What's this "we" S**t, white man?






(Arcane ref to Lone Ranger joke, just in case of misunderstanding)

[daredelvis]

"It was a perfectly fine name until 1962 when that no talent a@@ clown came along."
"Why should I change my name, he is the one that sucks."

-Michael Jackson (the homeland security one)