Nie Trink Wasser
1st June 2003, 01:24 PM
The Goddess Speaks
Clearing the Air About P**sy Farts
http://www.jimgoad.com/goddess.html
Maybe it just sounds like dolphinspeak to us because our technology is too crude, our fall from grace too complete, to ever understand what Goddess is trying to say when she speaks through a pu**y fart.
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So whenever a group of women start raggin’ about how all men are disgusting, all you need to is say two words:
"PU**Y FARTS."
The room will become silent. The women will either slink away in shame or attack you en masse.
THE PU**Y FART IS SHROUDED in disinformation and misunderstanding. This reporter could find no direct medical texts dealing with the topic of "vaginal flatulence," and this after days of wading through google. Surprisingly scant literature exists on a subject acknowledged as so universal. This may be evidence that even doctors are embarrassed that it happens and don’t want to think about it.
Clearing the Air About P**sy Farts
http://www.jimgoad.com/goddess.html
Maybe it just sounds like dolphinspeak to us because our technology is too crude, our fall from grace too complete, to ever understand what Goddess is trying to say when she speaks through a pu**y fart.
.....................
So whenever a group of women start raggin’ about how all men are disgusting, all you need to is say two words:
"PU**Y FARTS."
The room will become silent. The women will either slink away in shame or attack you en masse.
THE PU**Y FART IS SHROUDED in disinformation and misunderstanding. This reporter could find no direct medical texts dealing with the topic of "vaginal flatulence," and this after days of wading through google. Surprisingly scant literature exists on a subject acknowledged as so universal. This may be evidence that even doctors are embarrassed that it happens and don’t want to think about it.