Holy Jammies For Your Rugrats.

[Roadtoad]

I think this qualifies as "Holy Hardware." (http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/) Sorry, no Sword of the Spirit included. Those godless SOBs with the Consumer Product Safety Commission... Probably trying to keep your kids from lopping some demon's noggin off.

[Wheezebucket]

I'm holding out for the Garden of Eden Underoos.

[Foster Zygote]

Isn't that Huntster's avatar?

Steven

[clarsct]

Hmmmmmmmm.

Do they make negligees ...for more grown up ladies?

I'm think a Joan d'Arc playset for ladies that want to be ...erm sacrificed at the stake.

What? I was just asking......

[TragicMonkey]

Don't laugh, people. Boats are expensive, and these children's future therapists are going to need plenty of discussion material to rack up the hours they need to make the payments.

[RandFan]

We need to talk to you dad.
It's kind of disturbing.
--It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[Tuamutef]

They look like they wouldn't last 2 minutes against kids playing with matches :p

[Foolmewunz]

I think this qualifies as "Holy Hardware." (http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/) Sorry, no Sword of the Spirit included. Those godless SOBs with the Consumer Product Safety Commission... Probably trying to keep your kids from lopping some demon's noggin off.

Thanks a whole lot, fella! I'm trying to think of something equally diabolical to do to you in return! Do you realize that I just spenT more than two hours browsing INSANE Christian Products Sites!

The abject creepiness of the Armor of God pj's was bad enough. Is it just me, or would they both look simply precious if they had cute little white hoods to go with them? (No flames, please, gang.... I'm not equivocating Christians with the KKK - just the styling.)

Then, from there, I wound up in Christian Tatoos, and all kinds of Christian clothing sites ...(just by name alone, how could you miss with brand names like: Biblebanger, Altared Designs, and my favorite - J-Freak.... they have the "And God Said, Let There Be Coffee,... and It Was Good, Even Unto the Last Drop".... I'm not sure I can post links yet, but I'll edit later ..... http://christianteens.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=christianteens&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jfreak.com%2Findex.html)

Ah, but was this enough, I hear you ask? How about advice columns on behaving Christian while wearing Christian jewelry. WWJD (What Would Jesus Do?) bracelets indicate our faith and we should behave appropriately when we wear them. (I paraphrase.) I couldn't help thinking that if they all get these reminder-from-the-boss bracelets and really wear them and apply the underlying thought/philosophy, couldn't we just ask them to gather at the river? Then ask yourself WWJD, kidz!

ETA: And with that in mind, I stumbled across an email exchange about miracles and walking on water, and one of the teens was saying that he was going to try it. (Thankfully one of them was Christian enough to tell him to practice on frozen water or in his bathtub first.)

[EnanMyHero]

Damnit RT now I'm gonna have to get my Claymore and Light it on fire and see if that "Faith" Shield can handle it!... YOu get to hold the shield too RT :p

[fuelair]

Just wondering if they really are flame retardant - so they can protect you if you meet Satan in hell. and if so, why didn't Kennys' parents get him a set.

[LibraryLady]

Is is me, or do they look like Ku Klux Klan outfits?

[RandFan]

Is is me, or do they look like Ku Klux Klan outfits?I believe that there is actually a reason for that. Ku Klux Klan outfits, if I understand correctly, are patterned on other religious costume.

[senorpogo]

"Faith shall be your shield and truth shall be your belt!"
-God

[fuelair]

"Faith shall be your shield and truth shall be your belt!"
-God

"Wear those and nothing else to confession"

[MLynn]

I think they would make a great Halloween costume - you know, beating back devils, ghosties, and the like...

[supercorgi]

I think this qualifies as "Holy Hardware." (http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/) Sorry, no Sword of the Spirit included. Those godless SOBs with the Consumer Product Safety Commission... Probably trying to keep your kids from lopping some demon's noggin off.
Is this website for real or a joke? I can't believe someone would actually buy something like this. And what's with the veil for the little girl's P.Js? Is this a little nuns habit in the making?

[Roadtoad]

Is this website for real or a joke? I can't believe someone would actually buy something like this. And what's with the veil for the little girl's P.Js? Is this a little nuns habit in the making?

*Sigh* No, it's no joke. I wish it were.

Even Christian friends of mine are shaking their heads, wondering what these people were thinking.

[TragicMonkey]

When I was a very little kid, I was afraid of the dark for a while. My parents got me a nightlight. Soooo much cheaper and less insane than special God pajamas. Hell, you can even gets ones shaped like Mary or Jesus, and that's still less crazy.

[Bikewer]

Someone tell me that this is a joke site.

Please.....

[fuelair]

Someone tell me that this is a joke site.

Please.....

OK - it's a joke site!!!!





(I'm lying, but hopefully you feel better now!!):)

[Achán hiNidráne]

What is it with Christians and kitsch? Is "Thou shalt not have any taste" a lost commandment?

[patchbunny]

Is it considered a sin if you have a wet dream while wearing them? Something for teenagers to consider.

[ponderingturtle]

Is it considered a sin if you have a wet dream while wearing them? Something for teenagers to consider.

Well there are ways to prevent that, the most effective of them also being concidered a sin though.

Still preserving their vital man juice is an important goal, and I belive there have been a number of patented devices for such things. Similar to hose clamps I believe.

[ImaginalDisc]

Well there are ways to prevent that, the most effective of them also being concidered a sin though.


Not according to the J-Man. For this bible reading, all the characters will be protrayed by Lego people.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_marriage_vs_castration/mt19_10.html

[ponderingturtle]

Not according to the J-Man. for this bible reading, all the characters will be protrayed by Lego people.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_marriage_vs_castration/mt19_10.html

Addmitedly I was thinking of masterbation and not castration, but if that is what it takes to lead a sinfree life, I guess more fundies should pratice it.

[Roadtoad]

Holy jammies for the kids. And now, sanctified dildoes. (http://www.book22.com/merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=Book22)

Oh, man. I'm sorry. I'm just losing it. This is too f***ing funny...

[Temporal Renegade]

My question is, what's with the shield? Do you sleep with that, as well?

[Roadtoad]

I've no idea, but the idea of it all just sickens me.

On the other hand, the idea of a divine dildo does seem to have some odd merit.

[Achán hiNidráne]

I've no idea, but the idea of it all just sickens me.

On the other hand, the idea of a divine dildo does seem to have some odd merit.

Just ask Linda Blair how much fun she had in The Exorcist.

[Kopji]

Sheesh, they want $40 for it.
Gotta be real. :rolleyes:

[Temporal Renegade]

...and they think Atheists are 'The Crazy Ones'......

At least, we don't market Madlyn Murray O'Hare action figures and sleepwear.