Devil Monkey Photograph

[Miss Whiplash]

This was so dumb it made my head hurt.Devil Moneky Attacks Dog (http://www.abduct.com/photos/pn015.php)

[AK-Dave]

My IQ just went down a bit. Thanks a lot.

I like how the dog being "attacked" looks so happy. I know I would be wagging my tail and looking happy if I was a dog that was being attacked by a monkey/devil hybrid.

[RemieV]

Someone should e-mail the web site like it asks and report a sighting.

[JamesM]

If I was the dog, I'd be thinking "thanks for grabbing the camera, rather than saving me from the devil monkey".

[Loss Leader]

I stared at the pictures for two minutes trying to think if I had been sent to the wrong page by accident before I realized that the other dog was supposed to be a monkey. Why wouldn't they just call it a devil dog? Oh, now that I typed "devil dog," I see why.

[senorpogo]

:demad: + :monkeyr: = :dl:

[coalesce]

I stared at the pictures for two minutes trying to think if I had been sent to the wrong page by accident before I realized that the other dog was supposed to be a monkey. Why wouldn't they just call it a devil dog? Oh, now that I typed "devil dog," I see why.

Thanks, now I'm hungry.

Michael

[fuelair]

Was it a joke or do they just think people are stupid?? (oh, never mind.)

[Bikewer]

The "devil monkey" looks an awful lot like my chocolate lab, Sammy.

[Floyt]

I recommend an immediate exorcism. Otherwise, poisoned bananas (or waffles, as the case may be).

[CLD]

The devil monkey and the white dog seem to be getting along just fine. What's the problem?

[SPQR]

Its obviously a relative of the "mystery creature" currently serving as my avatar.

Only a little less dead. :D

[Skeptic Guy]

I recommend an immediate exorcism. Otherwise, poisoned bananas (or waffles, as the case may be).

Mmmmmm, waffles...

[Skeptic Guy]

This was so dumb it made my head hurt.Devil Moneky Attacks Dog (http://www.abduct.com/photos/pn015.php)

Alright, this has to be a joke, right? I mean a devil monkey? If so, my neighbor has been living with one for 8 years...wait 'till I tell him.

[Skeptic Guy]

Its obviously a relative of the "mystery creature" currently serving as my avatar.

Only a little less dead. :D

And what is that thing in your avatar? A Tasmanian Devil?

[Mercutio]

And what is that thing in your avatar? A Tasmanian Devil?

It's the Mystery Beast! (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=62131)

[Starthinker]

I'm more curious at the tray full of skulls sitting on the table.

[Skeptic Guy]

It's the Mystery Beast! (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=62131)

I read that whole thread you sent. They never figured it out? :jaw-dropp

That is a strange looking critter. I liked the Chow cross. I might buy that.

Good Avatar.

[Skeptic Guy]

I'm more curious at the tray full of skulls sitting on the table.

Did you click on those other links on the page....UFO woo woo stuff in the extreme!

Feature Articles: Anomalous Energy Patterns Detected at Bovine Excision Sites

Surgically precise incisions and pure bovine hemoglobin. They are among us!

[Cuddles]

Well, "Dog Bites Man" is not news, "Man Bites Dog" has been done so I suppose "Monkey Bites Dog" is all that's left.

[Miss Whiplash]

I've contacted the people to see if this is an elaborate spoof. Of course, I thought the Beans were pulling my leg too...:boggled:

[Psi Baba]

So is the labrador already possessed by the devil monkey then? It's eyes are glowing too. No mention of that though. If this isn't a joke, it's the most idiotic thing ever. The description doesn't even match the photo at all:
I walked into my home to find a devil-like creature violently attacking my 6 year old labrador dog. This creature seemed to be an unsual combination of a monkey, wolf, and devil. There was a camera nearby so I grabbed it and snapped a picture of it.

Shortly after the photo was taken the creature sprang to its hind legs and ran nearly pushing us over to get to the open door I had just come through.Everything he says suggests that the "attack" had already commenced prior to him walking into the room. The photo should therefore show the actual attack in progress. The lab is clearly not being attacked. In fact the devil monkey looks more like it is about to attack the photographer rather than his labrador friend.

Here's my theory. The labrador hates his stupid owner and has summonned a demon to get rid of him. Naturally, when a dog summons a demon, it will be a demon in dog form. The lab's glowing eyes are indicative that he is in control of the demon who has now spotted his victim.


BTW, I think TragicMonkey may have a new avatar.

[Hyver]

yeah, I think the best part is that you can see the dangling dog tags on the devil monkey in the close up shot of his head. It looks like someones been sure to get their devil monkey's shots taken care of :D

[Meffy]

Based on the information-rich photo I've made a tentative (yet quite accurate and reliable) calculation of the proportions of each component of this bizarre hybrid.

Devil: 0%
Monkey: 0%
Dog: All the rest

I should point out that devil dogs are ALWAYS described (at least in my favorite book of ghost stories of the Appalachians) as havin' "eyes the size o' dinner plates, full o' fire an' whirlin' around!" This creature's eyes are full o' fire and might be whirlin' around, but them's mighty measly dinner plates.

Science has spoken, and it is I.

[Skeptic Guy]

So is the labrador already possessed by the devil monkey then? It's eyes are glowing too. No mention of that though. If this isn't a joke, it's the most idiotic thing ever. The description doesn't even match the photo at all:
Everything he says suggests that the "attack" had already commenced prior to him walking into the room. The photo should therefore show the actual attack in progress. The lab is clearly not being attacked. In fact the devil monkey looks more like it is about to attack the photographer rather than his labrador friend.

Here's my theory. The labrador hates his stupid owner and has summonned a demon to get rid of him. Naturally, when a dog summons a demon, it will be a demon in dog form. The lab's glowing eyes are indicative that he is in control of the demon who has now spotted his victim.


BTW, I think TragicMonkey may have a new avatar.

Of course now that the Devil Monkey has bitten the dog, the nice little poochy is destined to turn into a Devil Monkey under the control of the first one. Just wait until the light of the full moon....I hope they have a wooden stake.

[CLD]

yeah, I think the best part is that you can see the dangling dog tags on the devil monkey in the close up shot of his head. It looks like someones been sure to get their devil monkey's shots taken care of :D

Whhat? No! Those tags are merely ectoplasmic manifestations designed to confuse humans! (We're talking about the DEVIL here, remember? Lucifer is tricky) The devil monkey may have cleverly beamed a paralyzing thought-wave around the room right at the moment the photo was taken causing the dog to appear calm. I'm certain that a few moments later, dog and devil-monkey were locked in a death embrace, the table full of skulls rose into the air, and all hell broke loose.

[TjW]

I'm sorry. I see two dogs.
Both are happy to see someone.
One is gently wagging his tail.
The other is really whipping it around and barking.

[Skeptic Guy]

I'm sorry. I see two dogs.
Both are happy to see someone.
One is gently wagging his tail.
The other is really whipping it around and barking.

But the eyes, man, the eyes....THEY GLOW...it's the DEVIL MONKEY... :eek:

If only I had the music that Penn Gillette plays on Monkey Tuesday, I would be set.

[Amapola]

That's pretty goofy, and clearly the photographer knows EXACTLY what is in the picture. Has anyone actually gone for it, though? The person that put up the website may or may not be the person that took the photo, but honestly - who would not know that is a dog?

[Skeptic Guy]

That's pretty goofy, and clearly the photographer knows EXACTLY what is in the picture. Has anyone actually gone for it, though? The person that put up the website may or may not be the person that took the photo, but honestly - who would not know that is a dog?

You just don't have an "open mind". It is obviously the Devil Monkey...:eek:

[Amapola]

You just don't have an "open mind". It is obviously the Devil Monkey...:eek:

You're right - I just need faith! And a lobotomy! That would probably do the trick...... :D

[SRW]

The Yellow Lab in the picture looks just like my dog does when ever I walk into the house. He looks that Happy even if he is being attached by 10 devil monkeys. I never have the for-site to snap off a quick pic, I usually soil my pants and run like hell. It sure is a good thing things like that never happen.:rolleyes:

[socialsniper]

I think the other dog (the one that isn't a devil monkey) should be put down for being in league with Lucifer!

Or maybe the owner should be put down for... well the general good of all mankind.

[MetalPig]

Oh no! Devil monkeys in my bathroom!

http://www.atilla.demon.nl/images/cats/bad.jpg

[Cuddles]

Of course now that the Devil Monkey has bitten the dog, the nice little poochy is destined to turn into a Devil Monkey under the control of the first one. Just wait until the light of the full moon....I hope they have a wooden stake.

Wouldn't a wooden steak be more appropriate for a dog?

[Skeptic Guy]

Wouldn't a wooden steak be more appropriate for a dog?

Rim shot! Good one... wish I had thought of that.

[Skeptic Guy]

Oh no! Devil monkeys in my bathroom!

http://www.atilla.demon.nl/images/cats/bad.jpg

Sorry, being a dog person I think that cats are...well...Devil Cats...

;)

[Meffy]

That devil cat photo throws a devil monkey wrench into my "they're all just dogs" hypothesis!

[Miss Whiplash]

I think I saw a devil monkey once when I attended East Carolina University. There were obviously spirits around. The hallway of the dorm had empty Jack Daniels bottles everywhere...

[CLD]

Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
Devil Monkey's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

[Skeptic Guy]

*faux French accent* "Excuse me, sir, but does your Devil Monkey bite?"

Man: "No"

*reaches to pet Devil Monkey* "Nice, little Devil Monkey"

*Devil Monkey bites me* "I thought you said that your Devil Monkey did not bite."

Man: "That is not my Devil Dog!"

[WhiteLion]

This was so dumb it made my head hurt.Devil Moneky Attacks Dog (http://www.abduct.com/photos/pn015.php)

Made my head hurt as well.

Heck, I've got a ton of weird photos of my dogs that would fit better for the garden variety of cooky claims.
Also, why go so far out and claim a "devil monkey" as opposed to just plain "devil dog"? :crowded:, heh.

[SRW]

They do not know how lucky that they did not run into the Antarctic species

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1444ebd0cf5f391.jpg

[CLD]

*faux French accent* "Excuse me, sir, but does your Devil Monkey bite?"

Man: "No"

*reaches to pet Devil Monkey* "Nice, little Devil Monkey"

*Devil Monkey bites me* "I thought you said that your Devil Monkey did not bite."

Man: "That is not my Devil Dog!"


A woman walks into a bar carrying a Devil Monkey under her arm.
"Get that pig out of here!" yells the bartender.
"It's not a pig, stupid!" she replies, "it's a Devil Monkey!"
"I know!" says the bartender, "I was talking to the Devil Monkey!"

[Big Les]

So that's what happened to Sheba after Shirley passed into spirit.