Whistleblower reveals Master Plan

[chipmunk stew]

Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions.
It articulates every aspect of our evil plan in meticulous detail, from Banning Monotheism to Mind Control Technology.
Is there a spy in our midst???

http://policestateplanning.com/id19.htm

From the conclusion:
Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology

If this gets out to the general public, our plans will be ruined.

Release the Tripods (http://policestateplanning.com/conclusion.htm)!!!

[realitybites]

"Gender altering foods...."???

That's not McDonalds altering your gender pal. That's McDonalds giving you man-boobs.

[chipmunk stew]

"Gender altering foods...."???
What's the big deal, anyway?
So we like our man-slaves to be a little swishy--so what?

[Belz...]

"Gender altering foods...."???

That's not McDonalds altering your gender pal. That's McDonalds giving you man-boobs.

:D

[Cuddles]

Why is it every time my plan gets close to completion some idiot goes and tells everyone? You'd think I'd have learned by now.

[KingMerv00]

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Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology

Hey...I am NOT infertile!

[realitybites]

Quote:


Hey...I am NOT infertile!
.... Or so the Masters would have you believe.

[KingMerv00]

.... Or so the Masters would have you believe.

Actually, I don't have any kids...hmmm.

[Meffy]

How fiendishly clever -- reducing life expectancy even while lifespans grow greater with each passing year! Perfect cover for the dastardly deed. *gasp*

Idiots. The health care system wants people to live longer so they can spend more on health care.

[Kaarjuus]

The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan.

What exactly would be the point of making the surviving mankind sexless and infertile? Such people do not produce offspring. So the Master's business plan is only one generation long? Pretty crappy planning on their part.

[sackett]

The Masters that can be called the Masters are not the true Masters.

[defaultdotxbe]

What exactly would be the point of making the surviving mankind sexless and infertile? Such people do not produce offspring. So the Master's business plan is only one generation long? Pretty crappy planning on their part.

you must have missed that meeting, thats where the human cloning comes in

[Meffy]

The Dow that moves is not the true Dow.

[Hellbound]

These are not the droids you're looking for...

[brodski]

Release the Tripods (http://policestateplanning.com/conclusion.htm)!!!
Wow, the tripods, I'm being overwhelmed by nostalgia- I wonder if the TV series is as good as I remember it being? The books where pretty good too IIRC. Did it ever make it to the US?

[delphi_ote]

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Curse them! They've even discovered our secret back arrow technology embedded in every major web browser!

[bob_kark]

Per instructions from Teh Globalist head quarters, my email to michael@policestateplanning.com:

518-32 Echo Uniform. The flea is non-productive, bag the Netherland. Mexican kaisers are in control. Flee the fast pudding, it humbles longer. Excelsior, release the conscious. Penguins going blood sausage. Finalize the aria. 518-33 Echo Victor.


Mission accomplished.

[Loss Leader]

Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology.

So, what word did you wash out at? Mine was "flouridation." Anyone who watches Dr. Strangelove with a notepad is not uncovering global truths.

[delphi_ote]

Per instructions from Teh Globalist head quarters, my email to michael@policestateplanning.com:



Mission accomplished.
Quickly, everyone! While Michael is distracted, we must come up with a new Globalist mission! We'll hide the new documents under all the labels of store brand canned spaghetti. One letter per can. And we'll write down the bar code for each can in order on the inside of the Gideon Bibles you find in hotel rooms. Nobody will ever decode that! (Including us, which is why we'll have to keep a copy of it here as a cheat sheet.)

Anyone got any ideas what we can swap for the whole molestation thing (http://policestateplanning.com/chapter_13.htm)? I'm sad to see that one go... I thought it was one of our better ideas. That and funding the Pentagon with African American money (http://policestateplanning.com/chapter_12_.htm)... I'm still not even sure how that works, to be honest.

[delphi_ote]

So, what word did you wash out at? Mine was "flouridation." Anyone who watches Dr. Strangelove with a notepad is not uncovering global truths.
GAH. Dammit. Yes they are! Now we have to abandon those plans, too! We've got to find a better way of documenting our plans. Publishing them in Orwell books and Kubrick films was just stupid. Don't even get me started on Snow White.

[chipmunk stew]

Quickly, everyone! While Michael is distracted, we must come up with a new Globalist mission! We'll hide the new documents under all the labels of store brand canned spaghetti. One letter per can. And we'll write down the bar code for each can in order on the inside of the Gideon Bibles you find in hotel rooms. Nobody will ever decode that! (Including us, which is why we'll have to keep a copy of it here as a cheat sheet.)

Anyone got any ideas what we can swap for the whole molestation thing (http://policestateplanning.com/chapter_13.htm)? I'm sad to see that one go... I thought it was one of our better ideas. That and funding the Pentagon with African American money (http://policestateplanning.com/chapter_12_.htm)... I'm still not even sure how that works, to be honest.
Hmm, looks like we may have to accelerate our clone army program--we should reallocate the African American money to "stem cell research".

Since we can't get away with the paedophile agenda for much longer, let's focus on gaying up the youth. We've had Mattel working on Kendra & Barbie and Ken & Bobby wedding sets. We need to get those to market ASAP.

In the meantime, we'll start rounding up the monotheistic parents that our Harry Potter-worshipping occultist child informants have reported, and take them to the Grove.

[delphi_ote]

Hmm, looks like we may have to accelerate our clone army program--we should reallocate the African American money to "stem cell research".
And we'll just pray none of the truth movement have seen the Star Wars movies. What are the odds of that, anyway? I think our secret is safe...

Before I move on to a new subject, can anyone explain to me how money can have a race? Maybe it's not politically correct to say so, but it all looks the same to me. Our plans are so involved, sometimes they confuse even me.
Since we can't get away with the paedophile agenda for much longer, let's focus on gaying up the youth. We've had Mattel working on Kendra & Barbie and Ken & Bobby wedding sets. We need to get those to market ASAP.
Excellent plan. Once we get the youth good and gay, we'll finally be ready for Operation Cruise. Remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Imagine how homoerotic things are going to get once we get that guy out of the closet! Take THAT, family values!
In the meantime, we'll start rounding up the monotheistic parents that our Harry Potter-worshipping occultist child informants have reported, and take them to the Grove.
Another great plan. Does anyone have any ideas that would pointlessly impede dissent? Nothing to clamp down on it, mind you. Just to sort of annoy people that disagree with us and prepare the population for the police state (you always have to ease them in to that sort of thing.)

[chipmunk stew]

Does anyone have any ideas that would pointlessly impede dissent? Nothing to clamp down on it, mind you. Just to sort of annoy people that disagree with us and prepare the population for the police state (you always have to ease them in to that sort of thing.)
One thing we might try is reduce the thickness of poster board so their hand made signs are flimsier. Also, get rid of the shiny side so that whichever side they use, the magic marker will bleed.

[brodski]

One thing we might try is reduce the thickness of poster board so their hand made signs are flimsier. Also, get rid of the shiny side so that whichever side they use, the magic marker will bleed.
How about a 200% t-shirt tax?

[Hellbound]

No, no, here's what we do...

We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!!

It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!

[gumboot]

No, no, here's what we do...

We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!!

It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!

Excellent. I can't wait to see the look on their faces.

-Andrew

[brodski]

How about planting a sooper seekrit explosive virus in all internet forum emoticons, lets see them dissent when they cant' use any smileys!

[Brainache]

What about a computer virus that wipes your hard drive whenever you write more than three words ALL IN CAPITALS?
That would be easy for us super sekret gubmint shill types to pull off.

[brodski]

What about a computer virus that wipes your hard drive whenever you write more than three words ALL IN CAPITALS?
That would be easy for us super sekret gubmint shill types to pull off.
Only if the virus as coded to produce a thermite/ate reaction in the hard drive, and then automaticaly call the tuther's mum to tell her what her kid has been up to ;)

[negativ]

Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions.
Hah. Our secret remains safe. They still haven't picked up on the decades-old program of implanting monitoring devices in dental fillings, and in the bodies of our furry friends who go in for spaying and neutering. However, I do fear they may some day find out that Che Guevara, Jimi Hendrix, Fred Rogers, the Children's Television Workshop, and (last but not least) Alex Jones were actually CIA disinformation specialists recruited and trained by the Zionist Nazi Trilateralist Illuminati chairmen of the Urantia Foundation. It won't be pretty for us then.

[delphi_ote]

No, no, here's what we do...

We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!!

It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!
Can we call the C-4 "thermite" instead?

[delphi_ote]

How about a 200% t-shirt tax?
No. Let them have the t-shirts. Remember that the ones wearing trite slogans on their chest are showing a level of brainwashing and group think a secret cabal like ours could take advantage of...

[Dave1001]

Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions.
It articulates every aspect of our evil plan in meticulous detail, from Banning Monotheism to Mind Control Technology.
Is there a spy in our midst???

http://policestateplanning.com/id19.htm

From the conclusion:


If this gets out to the general public, our plans will be ruined.

Release the Tripods (http://policestateplanning.com/conclusion.htm)!!!

They don't seem to be aware that robots will do all that stuff much better than zombies will. The unabomber was right on this one: extermination or reservation are more likely to be the options than economic exploitation.

[OCaptain]

Wow, the tripods, I'm being overwhelmed by nostalgia- I wonder if the TV series is as good as I remember it being? The books where pretty good too IIRC. Did it ever make it to the US?
It did, indeed, make it to the States, many moons ago.

[Border Reiver]

Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to).

Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders.

Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.

[tsig]

Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to).

Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders.

Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.

As I see the problem after we kill off all the populace we don't have anyone to be evil overlords over.

[ApolloGnomon]

Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to).

Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders.

Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.

The problem is that Evil Planning is actually being manipulated by a deeper secret organization with the goal of INCREASING human health and population. Vaccinations, peace movements, Doctors Without Borders, Habitat For Humanity, nuclear non-proliferation --- ALL of it is part of the secret plan behind the secret plan.

And who are these mysterious planners? One name for them is "Those Who Will Be Eaten Last." Their goal is to increase human population enough that Cthuhlu will be sated and go back to sleep, leaving TWWBEL alive.

MORE WAR NOW!
MORE WAR NOW!
MORE WAR NOW!

[Redtail]

Hmmm... I see Theta Company has been playing with the "Zombie Reanimator" again.

[Debaser]

As I see the problem after we kill off all the populace we don't have anyone to be evil overlords over.

Why be King of the World when you can be chief of the village?






Oh, right...

[Craig4]

Why is it every time my plan gets close to completion some idiot goes and tells everyone? You'd think I'd have learned by now.

You need to stop monologuing while your arch enemy is tied up being lowered into the pool of piranha. They always escape and tell everyone what you're planning.

[matt.tansy]

dumbed down automaton


At least he got one thing right.

[yog_sothoth]

Cthulhu's plan to fatten people up is working like a charm. Ever since Nyarlothetep invented high fructose corn syrup the human biomass began approaching sufficiently juicy levels rather nicely. Once the population hits 10 billion things should be just about ready.

As for McDonalds changing your gender for you, free of charge I may add, that is the least of what they are putting in the food for the least sinister of reasons.

[Robrob]

Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation.
Why is it the CT nuts' imaginary stories are always the absolute last thing a massive conspiracy would want to do in the first place?

Why would they want to wipe out the majority of people - wouldn't that leave them fewer slaves to provide their comforts and work on the Global Plantation?

It's almost as if they're not thinking it through... :rolleyes:

[LSSBB]

Why would they want to wipe out the majority of people - wouldn't that leave them fewer slaves to provide their comforts and work on the Global Plantation?

It's almost as if they're not thinking it through... :rolleyes:

Duhhhh.... Soylent Green!

[Robrob]

Duhhhh.... Soylent Green!
Or the Matrix if the machines killed off all the people - where would their power come from?! :boggled: