I don't believe in science.

[AmyWilson]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old.

Dinosaur fossils? They could be anything... just because you find bones doesn't make the earth billions of years old...

My dad says all people, animals, dogs, cats, etc, come from Heaven and are sent to earth by God. I believe it.

It's true. :)

[Lisa Simpson]

Science doesn't believe in you, either.

[KingMerv00]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old.

Dinosaur fossils? They could be anything... just because you find bones doesn't make the earth billions of years old...

My dad says all people, animals, dogs, cats, etc, come from Heaven and are sent to earth by God. I believe it.

It's true. :)

Hmmm...

(Wonders if Amy's computer was invented by God too.)

troll

[RandFan]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old. Right, your using a sophisticated high speed digital computational device that is more powerful than the one that took the astronauts to the moon to communicate over a network so large we truly can't comprehend it and you say that you don't believe in science.

Some people prove themselves a liar in a single sentence.

It's true.

[Azure]

Hmmm...

(Wonders if Amy's computer was invented by God too.)

troll

I think she is being sarcastic.

Correct me if I'm wrong Amy. :)

[KingMerv00]

I think she is being sarcastic.

Correct me if I'm wrong Amy. :)

I don't think so. This is her schtick. All good trolls need one.

[Azure]

I don't think so. This is her schtick. All good trolls need one.

Ah. I've never read any of her posts, so I'll take your word on it.

I agree though, troll indeed.

[KingMerv00]

Ah. I've never read any of her posts, so I'll take your word on it.

I agree though, troll indeed.

You know there is still a chance to get away if you start running now. Don't let her suck you in.

[KelvinG]

I think she is being sarcastic.

Correct me if I'm wrong Amy. :)

Whoever's behind the Amy Wilson persona does it just to get a rise out of people on this board.
Nobody really falls for it anymore (if they ever did).

As trolls go, this person isn't even that good. Very unoriginal and so blatantly not real. Very poor trollsmanship.

[Lisa Simpson]

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [pause] Goodnight.

A few fine things to believe in.

[Azure]

You know there is still a chance to get away if you start running now. Don't let her suck you in.

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[Huntster]

I don't believe science.....

It's not science that's unbelievable, it's the scientists.

Some of them are great, some are good, and some suck.

Just like everywhere else.

It's true. :)

Yup.

[KelvinG]

A few fine things to believe in.

Yet another Bull Durham quote from Lisa Simpson. Well done!

[Lisa Simpson]

I love that movie. It's on my personal top ten list.

[KelvinG]

I love that movie. It's on my personal top ten list.

Me too!

[grayman]

I don't believe in Bull Durham. Besides, everyone knows that there is no Susan Sarandon.

It's true.

:rolleyes:

[Lisa Simpson]

I don't believe Kevin Costner ever did another movie as good as Bull Durham.

It's true. :)

[l0rca]

The rats and children follow the troll of out town.

Come on kids...

[Foster Zygote]

I don't think so. This is her schtick. All good trolls need one.

I went through her previous posts after reading the above because it just sounded so outrageous. I expected to find that this latest one was just a joke and that here other posts would reveal that she was just having a go. No such luck though as I'm sure you know. She reminds me of this guy I went to high school with who was always "on". He thought he was funny but he was just annoying as fook. Looking back on it I wonder if he wasn't a bit mental.

Steven

[RandFan]

I don't believe Kevin Costner ever did another movie as good as Bull Durham. I believe Kevin Costner played another character who didn't believe Oswald acted alone...

Conspiracy?

[grayman]

"How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?" - Chris Griffin

[AmateurScientist]

"How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?" - Chris Griffin

Best. Line. Ever.

AS

[Foster Zygote]

Best. Line. Ever.

AS

I can top that:

"I'm just a big phony. Like the Hitler Diaries or Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights."

Steven

[alfaniner]

A male poster that
Poses as a female one
Just to say it's true

(a little haiku for the folks)

[Foster Zygote]

A male poster that
Poses as a female one
Just to say it's true

(a little haiku for the folks)

Please explain.

Steven

[Roboramma]

Please explain.

Steven

Amy Wilson is a teenaged boy.

[Foster Zygote]

Amy Wilson is a teenaged boy.

Like a boy named Sue? So, by "teen-aged" I'm guessing about 13.

Steven

[Apathia]

I suppose this Forum is entertained by trolls, so they aren't banned unless they get nasty.

That's pretty much my view. If a troll is creative and contributes to the life of the forum, rather than breaking it down, welcome troll!

BTW Amy could be female. Boys have no monopoly on being mischivious. And the best trolls are done by adults.

[fuelair]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old.

Dinosaur fossils? They could be anything... just because you find bones doesn't make the earth billions of years old...

My dad says all people, animals, dogs, cats, etc, come from Heaven and are sent to earth by God. I believe it.

It's true. :)

I feel so sorry for you.

[NobbyNobbs]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old.

Dinosaur fossils? They could be anything... just because you find bones doesn't make the earth billions of years old...

My dad says all people, animals, dogs, cats, etc, come from Heaven and are sent to earth by God. I believe it.

It's true. :)

That's ok, Amy. Science doesn't require that you believe in it for it to exist, unlike God.

My dad says that Santa Claus exists. I believe it. It's true. :)

Oh, and by the way, you're welcome to disbelieve in science, but if you want to live without it you'd better ditch your computer, iPod, microwave, TV, car, aspirin, house......

[Silly Green Monkey]

I don't believe in science,
because science seems so slow.
I don't believe in energy,
potential is too low.

[RandFan]

I don't believe in science,
because science seems so slow.
I don't believe in energy,
potential is too low. I like it.

[alfaniner]

I don't believe in science
I've thought so all my life
But I like peas with honey
It keeps them on my knife.

[LibraryLady]

Amy Wilson is a teenaged boy.

Are you serious? And if so, how do you know?

[TimmyBerry]

BTW Amy could be female. Boys have no monopoly on being mischivious. And the best trolls are done by adults.

I keep hearing about "best trolls".. Could someone give some specific people and/or threads as examples? As I've yet to see a troll that is not cheesy as all hecks.

P.S.

I don't believe in science,
But I believe in cheese.
My iguana ate it,
Acquiring MBD..

[LibraryLady]

This reminds me of a conversation I once had with a six year old. She earnestly assured me, "I don't believe in Santa Claus. And I don't believe in George Washington either!

I don’t believe in science
I think it’s worth just nil
But when I have a headache
I take a little pill

[drkitten]

I keep hearing about "best trolls".. Could someone give some specific people and/or threads as examples? As I've yet to see a troll that is not cheesy as all hecks.

Alan Sokal.

Google "Sokal hoax" for details.

[I less than three logic]

I don’t believe in science,
Because scientists never think.
Who would take the time to find,
Butyl mercaptan is what causes skunks to stink.

[TimmyBerry]

On Sokal: http://skepdic.com/sokal.html

Thank you for the info (heard of it before), but I meant decent trolls on this forum..>_>

[Darth Rotor]

Oh, and by the way, you're welcome to disbelieve in science, but if you want to live without it you'd better ditch your computer, iPod, microwave, TV, car, aspirin, house......
Amy's problem might get rather troubling when she disbelieves in the "invented via science" batteries that operate her, or his, vibrator.

I'd like to thank Lisa Simpson for reminding me of this:
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter
Replace the 16th amendment with this, or the 26th, and you'd see America start to recover from its present doldrums.

DR

[Lisa Simpson]

No quotes from Bull Durham made AFI's top 100 quotes list.

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone with the Wind (1939)
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather (1972)
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront (1954)
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of Oz (1939)
5. "Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca (1942)
6. "Go ahead, make my day." Sudden Impact (1983)
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard (1950)
8. "May the Force be with you." Star Wars (1977)
9. "Share the load!" The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)
10. "You talkin' to me?" Taxi Driver (1976)

Seriously, is "Share the load!" that memorable?

[RandFan]

No quotes from Bull Durham made AFI's top 100 quotes list.

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone with the Wind (1939)
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather (1972)
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront (1954)
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of Oz (1939)
5. "Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca (1942)
6. "Go ahead, make my day." Sudden Impact (1983)
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard (1950)
8. "May the Force be with you." Star Wars (1977)
9. "Share the load!" The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)
10. "You talkin' to me?" Taxi Driver (1976)

Seriously, is "Share the load!" that memorable?No.

[Darth Rotor]

No quotes from Bull Durham made AFI's top 100 quotes list.

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone with the Wind (1939)
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather (1972)
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront (1954)
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of Oz (1939)
5. "Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca (1942)
6. "Go ahead, make my day." Sudden Impact (1983)
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard (1950)
8. "May the Force be with you." Star Wars (1977)
9. "Share the load!" The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)
10. "You talkin' to me?" Taxi Driver (1976)

Seriously, is "Share the load!" that memorable?
The AFI are obviously morons, if this is their top ten list. The Bull Durham lines aside, better lines than "Share the load" include,

from "Better Off Dead" the immortal

"Two Dollars!"

And, from "Princess Bride"

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."

DR

[RandFan]

The AFI are obviously morons, if this is their top ten list. The Bull Durham lines aside, better lines than "Share the load" include, "We all have it coming kid" --William Munny, The Unforgiven
"So I guess a blow job is out of the question" --Forgetable movie, great line.
"Dying ain't much of a living boy" --The Outlaw Josey Wells.

[Darth Rotor]

"Dying ain't much of a living boy" --The Outlaw Josey Wells.
"'Reckon so." *spits* :D

DR

[President Bush]

"The more you drive, the dumber you get."

Repo Man
1984

[Foster Zygote]

"We all have it coming kid" --William Munny, The Unforgiven
"So I guess a blow job is out of the question" --Forgetable movie, great line.
"Dying ain't much of a living boy" --The Outlaw Josey Wells.

Pretty much any of Dan George's lines from The Outlaw Josey Wails are worth quoting.

"We thought about that for a long time. 'Endeavor to persevere.' And when we had thought about it long enough we declared war on the Union."

"I wouldn't surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender."

Steven

[Foster Zygote]

"The more you drive, the dumber you get."

Repo Man
1984

Pablo Picasso was never called an a**hole.

Steven

[Loss Leader]

I don't believe Kevin Costner ever did another movie as good as Bull Durham.

It's true. :)

Kevin Costner movies at least as good as Bull Durham made since 1988:

Field of Dreams - A man, a field, Ray Liotta.
Dances with Wolves - A man, a field, Tatonga.
Tin Cup - A man, a field, Cheech Marin.
The Upside of Anger - A man, a ... I didn't actually see this movie.

[President Bush]

Pablo Picasso was never called an a**hole.

"Ordinary people. I hate them. You see, Otto, ordinary people spend their lives avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

Repo Man
1984

[Silly Green Monkey]

The snippet I posted is from "I Believe" by Franke Potente.

[rachaella]

And, from "Princess Bride"

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."

DR

That is not the most memorable line from The Princess Bride! Definitely "My name is Inigo Montoya..." or "Inconceivable!"

[RandFan]

That is not the most memorable line from The Princess Bride! Definitely "My name is Inigo Montoya..." or "Inconceivable!"No question about it. Even "as you wish" is more memorable.

[Darth Rotor]

No question about it. Even "as you wish" is more memorable.
While I use "My name is Inigo Montoya" more often, I always found the line about pain to be the most pointed, and as I get older, the most true, of the various memorable lines in that film.

"Vizzini, I don't think that word means what you think it means."

DR

[RandFan]

While I use "My name is Inigo Montoya" more often, I always found the line about pain to be the most pointed, and as I get older, the most true, of the various memorable lines in that film.

"Vizzini, I don't think that word means what you think it means."

DR "My name is Inigo..." has an emotional impact. We emathise with Inigo and we wait for the opportunity for him to say it to the person who is the object of his revenge, and when he finally says it there is something quite unexpected and the line does not lead to what we had expected at first as Count Rugen runs away. In the end however, we are not disapointed.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
Count Tyrone Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
Count Tyrone Rugen: All that I have and more. Please!
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Tyrone Rugen: Anything you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

[Loss Leader]

"My name is Inigo..." has an emotional impact.


Blah, blah, blah. The best line from Princess Bride is, "When I was your age, television was called books."

[RandFan]

Blah, blah, blah. The best line from Princess Bride is, "When I was your age, television was called books." :D Ya got me.

[Foolmewunz]

Blah, blah, blah. The best line from Princess Bride is, "When I was your age, television was called books."

Oh, yeah? Well double blah, blah, blah... The most oft-quoted line from The Princess Bride is "Have fun storming the castle!"

It's amazing that virtually no one lists this in greatest movies of all times (even Top 50), but everyone has something from it that they remember dearly. I mean... they made Andre the Giant believable! That's some film-making magic, there!

[RenaissanceBiker]

And the best trolls are done by adults.

Which is why some people think Amy is a teenager.

[Huntster]

"We all have it coming kid" --William Munny, The Unforgiven.....

That flick had a few good ones. My favorite:

"Deservin's got nothin' to do with it"..........William Munny, The Unforgiven

Science is okay
when you have the nitty-gritty.
Sayin' it's "science" when you don't
is propaganda, and shytty.

[Trantor]

Pretty much any of Dan George's lines from The Outlaw Josey Wails are worth quoting.

"We thought about that for a long time. 'Endeavor to persevere.' And when we had thought about it long enough we declared war on the Union."

"I wouldn't surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender."

Steven

My favorite Dan George and Clint Eastwood lines were:

Eastwood: Yeah, just when I get to start liking someone, they aint around for long.

Dan George: I've noticed that when you start disliking someone, they aint around for long neither!

[RenaissanceBiker]

Harry Tuttle (Robert DeNiro): "This whole place could be on fire and I couldn't make a move without filling out a twenty-seven B stroke six!"

[The Mutha]

"Where's my bomber, Big Boot?" :D

[alfaniner]

"That's 'Big Boo-tay'!"

[RenaissanceBiker]

Hedley Lamarr: "Qualifications?"
Applicant: "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
Hedley Lamarr: "You said rape twice."
Applicant: "I like rape."

[The Kilted Yaksman]

"It's painful to live in fear!" - Blade Runner

[Katana]

"Bad dates." - Sallah

-------------------------------------------

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." - Sallah.

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" - Indy

[Foster Zygote]

My favorite Dan George and Clint Eastwood lines were:

Eastwood: Yeah, just when I get to start liking someone, they aint around for long.

Dan George: I've noticed that when you start disliking someone, they aint around for long neither!

Oh yeah! That one was the best.

Steven

[Foster Zygote]

"Ordinary people. I hate them. You see, Otto, ordinary people spend their lives avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

Repo Man
1984

"And put your seatbelt on. It's one of my rules."

Steven

[alfaniner]

"No... ticket!" -- Indiana Jones referring to the German officer he just beatu up and threw off the dirigible in Indiana Jones III.

"No... ticket!" -- Silent Bob referring to the person he just beat up and threw off the train, in Dogma.

[KingMerv00]

"Bad dates." - Indy

-------------------------------------------


I'm pretty sure Sallah said "Bad dates."

[Katana]

I'm pretty sure Sallah said "Bad dates."

Oh, crap. You're right. How embarassing.

Is it cheating to go back and edit? I just might do it, too.

[KingMerv00]

Oh, crap. You're right. How embarassing.

Is it cheating to go back and edit? I just might do it, too.

No, but now there are three posts that show you made a mistake instead of one.

[RenaissanceBiker]

Luke: "I can eat 50 eggs."

[KingMerv00]

What's a "yoot"?

[hgc]

Luke: "I can eat 50 eggs.""What we have got heah is a failure to communicate."

[Powa]

Ulysses Everett McGill: "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

[Trantor]

As Foster Zygote said, so many good lines in The Outlaw Josey Wales. Here's another:

Confederate Officer: I thought you said that these men would be properly treated?

Union Officer: They were properly treated. They were properly clothed, they were properly fed, and then they were properly shot!

[Major Billy]

Autorizzazione Della Ragazza Cattiva

L'elemento portante di questa autorizzazione (d'ora in poi citata dentro come la Ragazza Cattiva) ha la destra funzionare come Ragazza Cattiva su o circa La Via Bon Compangni.

Il licenziatario giura per assistere soltanto i clienti che sono diciotto anni o più vecchi, o sedici anni e un allievo del teatro.

La Ragazza Cattiva promette di assistere i suoi clienti con il più grande di cura e di efficienza. La ragazza difettosa porterà sempre il profumo. La Ragazza Cattiva sarà in maniera fidata, leale, utile, amichevole, gentile, gentile, dociel, felice, economico, impavido, pulita e religioso.

Firmato,
James Del Giudice

[Foster Zygote]

Blonde goon looking at bowling ball: "What the f**k is this?"

The Dude: "Obviously you're not a golfer."

[phildonnia]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old.


You don't believe in science, but you do believe in using evidence to determine truth. How'd you get all that in one sentence?

[LawnOven]

Depp as Ed Wood: "Cut! That was perfect!"

[Beerina]

I don't think so. This is her schtick. All good trolls need one.

No, this is not a good Troll. Now 1InChrist, now that was a good troll! Just serious enough that you weren't quite sure if they were serious or messing around. True brilliance. "American" was also a masterful troll several years ago, before his softening recent reappearence.

[Azure]

"You gotta be f**kin' kidding me" - Robert Patrick on From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

[RenaissanceBiker]

POTUS: "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

[Tanstaafl]

POTUS: "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

LOL, That's one of my all-time favorites!

[I less than three logic]

Dark Helmet: Raspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!

[Tanstaafl]

Col. Sanders: We're at now now. Whatever happens now, happens now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

CS: We just passed it.

DH: When?

CS: Just now!

DH: When will then be now?

CS: Soon!


That whole exchange always has me rolling on the floor no matter how many times I see it.

[SirPhilip]

I don't believe science because there's not a shred of evidence to support evolution, or the earth being millions of years old.

Dinosaur fossils? They could be anything... just because you find bones doesn't make the earth billions of years old...

My dad says all people, animals, dogs, cats, etc, come from Heaven and are sent to earth by God. I believe it.

It's true. :) I don't believe you are a woman because there isn't a shred of evidence to support it.

[ynot]

I don't believe you are a woman because there isn't a shred of evidence to support it.
Amy Wilson is womanly, but she is a sly woman I think. That we commit a low sin may be true, but she wails on. My dog she does! What's her purpose? Perhaps a swami only knows.

It's true. :) (anagrammatically)

[RandFan]

Yossarian: Those bastards are trying to kill me.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy.
Yossarian: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo?
Dobbs: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian.
Yossarian: And what difference does that make?
Dobbs: Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do.
Yossarian: Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.

[Thitical Crinker]

"My story? I was born a poor black child."

[Trantor]

Head Trainer: Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the women!

Head Trainer: That is good.


PS - Poor Amy Wilson. He came back hoping to stir up trouble - too bad. We've actually turned this into an pretty enjoyable thread. Thanks, Amy.

[c4ts]

Seriously, is "Share the load!" that memorable?

No. One does not simply walk into Mordor!

[SirPhilip]

PS - Poor Amy Wilson. He came back hoping to stir up trouble - too bad. We've actually turned this into an pretty enjoyable thread. Thanks, Amy. Thank you for affirming his gender. Referring to female white supremacists as male is something I hope catches on elsewhere.

[AmyWilson]

You don't believe in science, but you do believe in using evidence to determine truth. How'd you get all that in one sentence?

I don't understand the question.

[Azure]

I don't understand the question.

People around here demand evidence for a point that is made.

If you don't believe in science, you don't believe in evidence. Therefore, why are you here?

[SirPhilip]

People around here demand evidence for a point that is made. If you don't believe in science, you don't believe in evidence. Therefore, why are you here? Well, the evidence suggests, to troll. :p

[asmodean]

"You gotta be f**kin' kidding me" - Robert Patrick on From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

*ahem*

John Carpenter's The Thing:
Palmer: You gotta be f[rule8]ing kidding.

Scott Spiegel & Boaz Yakin are bloody copy-cats. =)

[RenaissanceBiker]

Mongo: "Mongo not know. Mongo just pawn in game of life."

[grayman]

Mongo: "Mongo not know. Mongo just pawn in game of life."

Waco Kid "If you shoot him, you'll only make him angry".

[Azure]

*ahem*

John Carpenter's The Thing:
Palmer: You gotta be f[rule8]ing kidding.

Scott Spiegel & Boaz Yakin are bloody copy-cats. =)


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1035244ecb8c6474e8.gif (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1114)

:D

[Tanstaafl]

I don't understand the question.

This is a thread about funny movie quotes.

Why are you talking about science?

[Questioninggeller]

No, this is not a good Troll. Now 1InChrist, now that was a good troll! Just serious enough that you weren't quite sure if they were serious or messing around. True brilliance. "American" was also a masterful troll several years ago, before his softening recent reappearence.

Aww Yes, 1InChrist and American; two trolls that won't be missed. At least they tried to have substance this one is rather pathetic.

[trvlr2]

I don't believe in science
I've thought so all my life
But I like peas with honey
It keeps them on my knife.

Whoa,alfaniner- are ya stealing Ogden Nash?:)

[RenaissanceBiker]

Jake: "Do you have any fried chicken?"
Aretha: "Best damn chicken in the state."
Jake: "I'll have four fried chickens."
Elwood: "I'll have some dry white toast."
Aretha: "Do ya'll want white meat or dark meat."
Jake: "Four fried chickens."
Aretha: "Want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: "No Ma'am."
Jake: "A coke."
Aretha: "So you want four fried chickens and some dry white toast?"
Jake: "And a coke."

[alfaniner]

Whoa,alfaniner- are ya stealing Ogden Nash?:)

Yes, and next I'm going to totally rip off R.E.O Speedwagon.

[Ladewig]

"How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?" - Chris Griffin


Years and years ago, when Spy magazine was good, they did an article showing that the worse an actor got, then more offers for work he received (they might have called it the Ernest Borgnine effect). The piece was titled, "Your acting is so bad that you'll never not work in this town again."

[Kochanski]

Ash:Hail to the king, baby. ;)