Because you just knew this thread was coming...

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Why did the conspirators claim "hijackers" in thier official story and not something less detectable, or prepared for like... hmmm... I don't know... maybe...

SNAKES!?!

[Pardalis]

I'm sure alot of CTists would truely believe snakes over boxcutters.

[jhunter1163]

Snakes WOULD have a lot of advantages over boxcutters..

1) Snakes would not be detected by airport security cameras

2) Snakes would not be sniffed out by bomb-sniffing dogs

3) Few people would try to take your snake away from you on the plane, whereas the whole plane would empty into your seat if you started waving a boxcutter

4) Unless Samuel L. Jackson is on your plane, snakes would be pretty much indestructible

I was disappointed that the movie didn't have a cameo of Harrison Ford sitting in an airplane seat saying "Snakes... why does it always have to be snakes?"

[Brainache]

I'm waiting for the sequel: "Trapped In an Elevator with Rats"
Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"

[Lonewulf]

Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"

Electric?

[negativ]

I'm waiting for the sequel: "Trapped In an Elevator with Rats"
Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"

"Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"?? :confused: :confused:

[Brainache]

"Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"?? :confused: :confused:

Was going to write something about my nipples exploding, but decided against it.
I think the filmmakers want to get scary things all in one movie so a hovercraft full of eels works for me.

[R.Mackey]

Pffft! Snakes. I'd just beat 'em to death with my luggage.

[Meffy]

Hate to say it, but people DO smuggle snakes onto airplanes, and sometimes they get caught. Sorry about this story (http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2003/09/24/stupid_animal_smuggling_stories_part_2_is_that_a_s nake_in_your_pants_or.php)'s caption. I don't write 'em.

[edit] There's not much else funny about the story. Snakes don't deserve this kind of treatment.

[defaultdotxbe]

"Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"?? :confused: :confused:

Drop Your Panties, Sir William, I Cannot Wait until Lunch Time: 2nd Edition: Recut

(counldnt help it)

[coalesce]

What's all this then?

Michael