Volcano Conspiracy Theories

[kevin]

The volcano discussion in the Banwatch thread reminded me that there is a conspiracy surrounding the Yellowston Super Volcano.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1852.cfm

Smith later identifies the target area of this Russian Woodpecker scalar signal as the "Northwestern" part of the United States. Therefore, for the past 27 years, the Northwestern sector of the United States has been continually pinged with this scalar signal; YOWUSA reports, above, that scalar waves are responsible for building up super volcanoes like Yellowstone! The geologic location of the huge Yellowstone caldera is the Northwestern section of the United States! Is is possible that the reason the Russians have been pinging Northwest America for 27 years with scalar signals is to slowly, quietly, and almost invisibly build up the Yellowstone super volcano so that it would explode in horrific fury?

The "russian woodpecker" is supposedly a (now turned off) soviet system that gave off regular electromagnetic signals in the 3 to 30 MHz range.

[MRC_Hans]

I don't know if this has been confirmed, but at the time, the woodpecker was assumed to be some kind of long-range radar, used as an early warning system against intercontinental missiles.

The idea that it should be able to influence a volcano is absurd. The idea that the Russians should have built it for this purpose is even more absurd. What would compel them to build a system that could not be tested and had no theory to back it?

Hans

[MRC_Hans]

Oh, and the term "Scalar" in the context above appears to be gibberish.

Hans

[Loss Leader]

And why would the Russians aim it at the western US instead of the eastern seaboarb where, you know, the people are.

[Cuddles]

Yellowstone has been building up for hundreds of thousands of years. Is there something Russia isn't telling us about history?

[kevin]

A conspiracy from a few years ago about yellowstone (basically scientists were hiding the fact that they knew about a coming eruption) caused the USGS to put up a page about it:

http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/yvo/new.html

and some other sites debunked it too.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/y/yellowstone.htm

[Stellafane]

Yellowstone? Nah, that's just a smokescreen. The Adirondacks, on the other hand, now you're talking. The Adirondacks are a dome, the result of some unseen, mysterious force pushing up beneath them. Just what is causing this is kind of baffling to geologists, since NY is far from any other type of tectonic activity. If this force ever pushes its way to the surface, just think of the damage it could cause -- the destruction of NYC, Toronto, Montreal, Boston, and right behind Philly and DC. It would be the end of the USA as we know it, and most of Canada to boot!

So what if this force has been pushing for 2 million years, far earlier than the founding of the USSR (or homo sapiens for that matter)? The Rooskies have figured out a way to go back in time! (What's that you say? Why don't they go back in time and just prevent the founding of the USA? Aw dude, you gotta think outside the box! Don't fall for all that crap the commies/illuminati/neocons/Joos are feeding you...)

[Darth Rotor]

The Adirondacks, on the other hand, now you're talking. ----snip---- It would be the end of the USA as we know it, and most of Canada to boot!

New Madrid Fault, in the Mississippi River watershed.

If that goes Big Richter, it will break the American Heartland.

DR

[kevin]

New Madrid Fault, in the Mississippi River watershed.

If that goes Big Richter, it will break the American Heartland.

DR

I live in kansas city. i'm waiting for that one to rip loose. finally we'll be able rid ourselves of that "eastern" city St. Louis.

[realitybites]

A conspiracy from a few years ago about yellowstone (basically scientists were hiding the fact that they knew about a coming eruption) caused the USGS to put up a page about it:

http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/yvo/new.html

and some other sites debunked it too.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/y/yellowstone.htm
The Yellowstone thing is true Kevin. I watched a made-for-TV movie about it on NBC a couple months ago.

[Hellbound]

The Yellowstone thing is true Kevin. I watched a made-for-TV movie about it on NBC a couple months ago.

Made-for-TV?

That's HARD evidence!

P'WNED!!!

Great Ed, I think I lost 30 IQ points posting that...

[realitybites]

Made-for-TV?
On NBC no less.

So you know it's true. Otherwise, it wouldn't be "must see television"

[defaultdotxbe]

i think i saw the same movie, but i also saw a discovery channel special on it too, so i think one up on RealityBites

anyway, makes little sense for the russians to do this, a yellowstone eruption woudl disrupt the climate all over the world

[bob_kark]

anyway, makes little sense for the russians to do this, a yellowstone eruption woudl disrupt the climate all over the world
Exactly right, everyone knows its the Knights Templar, i.e. the Rosicrucians, i.e. the Knights of the Rosy Cross, i.e. the Teutonic Knights, i.e. the Freemasons, i.e. the Illuminati, i.e. the New World Order, i.e. Skull and Bones, i.e. teh Globalists. They long ago learned the secrets of controlling the tectonic plates around the world. (Teutonic Knights, Tectonic Plates?) You can read all about it in Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum (http://www.amazon.com/Foucaults-Pendulum/dp/0345368754/sr=8-1/qid=1156963363/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-6167771-9408114?ie=UTF8).

You know it must be true. Why else would he claim it's fictional? To save Italy from attack of course!

[kevin]

the Rosicrucians

Oh crap, all this time I've been worried about the Rotarians.

[DavidJames]

Oh crap, all this time I've been worried about the Rotarians.Does this mean the Rastafarians are off the hook?

[bob_kark]

Does this mean the Rastafarians are off the hook?
They just conspire to get off the couch.

[c4ts]

Oh crap, all this time I've been worried about the Rotarians.

You never know what they're doing in those Rotary Club meetings, but I know this: all the people I know in Rotary have become successful businessmen, and some of them are Joos! That means the Rotarians have their fingers in every company in the world. And what goes on inside the inner circle? Nobody is allowed inside except women. That means the dykes are going to take over the world. Just like Queen Hachepsit (sp?), her majesty himself! Why? Because Immortal Rotarian mummies thousands of years old led by former president Jimmy Carter and Hitler, set out to innoculate the poor children with radiation that will turn them into ten foot tall super zombies with teeth that shoot rockets so when they bite you, you explode! This is a big conspiracy. Even National Geographic is in on this one.

[gfunkusarelius]

people probably wont give much thought to this yellowstone CT unless you can tie it to "our own government." i'll give you a headstart: dubya wants to blow it up so the land can be considered blighted and the hidden oilfields underneath can be harvested.

[defaultdotxbe]

people probably wont give much thought to this yellowstone CT unless you can tie it to "our own government." i'll give you a headstart: dubya wants to blow it up so the land can be considered blighted and the hidden oilfields underneath can be harvested.

its simpler than that, if the volcano destroys the forests and fuzzy animals he has an excuse to revoke the national park status and it will no longer be protected land

[Crazy Chainsaw]

its simpler than that, if the volcano destroys the forests and fuzzy animals he has an excuse to revoke the national park status and it will no longer be protected land

It is simpler than that it is the Brits, they are stimulating the volcano volcanic eruptions are a source of Diamonds our government is selling out to The British Diamond companies to make the USA, the largest diamond mine on the planet. The volcano blows and they start at the Mississippi river and work their way up toward the volcano, picking up diamonds with giant loaders. Then shipping them all over the world.
It has got to be the Brits they control the world Diamond markets.

[Sword_Of_Truth]

A Yellowstone super eruption would have similar effects on the earths climate to a major asteroidal impact.

Why would the russians cook (or in this case; freeze) thier own goose in an unprovoked attack on the US?

[tracer]

Smith later identifies the target area of this Russian Woodpecker scalar signal as the "Northwestern" part of the United States. Therefore, for the past 27 years, the Northwestern sector of the United States has been continually pinged with this scalar signal; YOWUSA reports, above, that scalar waves are responsible for building up super volcanoes like Yellowstone!
The "russian woodpecker" is supposedly a (now turned off) soviet system that gave off regular electromagnetic signals in the 3 to 30 MHz range.
Methinks some conspiracy theorists do not understand the difference between radio waves and seismic waves....

[Cuddles]

It is simpler than that it is the Brits, they are stimulating the volcano volcanic eruptions are a source of Diamonds our government is selling out to The British Diamond companies to make the USA, the largest diamond mine on the planet. The volcano blows and they start at the Mississippi river and work their way up toward the volcano, picking up diamonds with giant loaders. Then shipping them all over the world.
It has got to be the Brits they control the world Diamond markets.

Do we? Hurray!

I'm sure everyone will agree that America will look nicer as an open-cast mine.;)

[Darth Rotor]

Methinks some conspiracy theorists do not understand the difference between radio waves and seismic waves....
Read Ken Follet's Hammer of Eden and see what fun conspiracy theories are in the hands of a better fiction writer than Dylan Avery. Don't let your wife read it, however, since she may want to pursue the curiosity raised in that book about a seismic vibrator.

DR

[gumboot]

I remember last time Ruapehu erupted down here in New Zealand some German newspaper actually claimed it was caused by the French nuclear testing at Mururoa Atol...

-Andrew

[jhunter1163]

Read Ken Follet's Hammer of Eden and see what fun conspiracy theories are in the hands of a better fiction writer than Dylan Avery. Don't let your wife read it, however, since she may want to pursue the curiosity raised in that book about a seismic vibrator.

DR


I used one of those to help get my wife to marry me. She said I made the earth move for her. Little did she know...

[WildCat]

New Madrid Fault, in the Mississippi River watershed.

If that goes Big Richter, it will break the American Heartland.

DR
The late Iben Browning predicted (http://www.showme.net/~fkeller/quake/comments.htm) it to go off in 1990, never happened of course. But it did inspire the great Uncle Tupelo song "New Madrid":
All my daydreams are disasters
She's the one I think I love
Rivers burn and then run backwards
For her, that's enough

They all come from New York City
And they woke me up at dawn
She walked with me to the fountain
And she held onto my arm

Come on, do what you did
Roll me under New Madrid
Shake my baby and please bring her back
'Cause death won't even be still
Caroms over the landfill
Buries us all in its broken back

There's a man of conviction
And although he's getting old
Mr. Browning has a prediction
And we've all been told

So come on back from New York City
Roll your trucks in at dawn
Walk with me to the fountain
And hold onto my arm

Come on, do what you did
Roll me under New Madrid
Shake my baby and please bring her back
'Cause death won't even be still
Caroms over the landfill
Buries us all in its broken back