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delphi_ote
2nd September 2006, 10:41 PM
So I'm in a Dairy Queen down here over near Disney World, and I notice they've got this bible placed out open on top of the trash can (right next to the generic "donate your change to the X foundation" containers.) The place is filled with little kids fresh out of Disney Land, and I'm annoyed at this silly demonstration of "faith," so I decide to conduct a little experiment. I pick up the Bible and read all of Genesis 19:30-38 out loud.

A lot of people gave me distressed looks, but nobody said a word to me. Anyone else ever try anything like this? There are plenty of other great verses to use.

steve s
2nd September 2006, 10:54 PM
O.K., so I type Genesis 19:30 into the Google search box to find out what the passage is about, and what's the first link at the top of the page? The Skeptics Annotated Bible. Woohoo! We're making inroads.:D

Steve S.

Forty-Two
2nd September 2006, 10:55 PM
If the Dairy Queen is near Disney World and the kids are fresh out of Disneyland, I'd love to know what sort of instant transcontinental transportation they're using. I bet it'd win a million bucks. ;)

delphi_ote
2nd September 2006, 10:56 PM
Damn mouse and his damn company with its stupid names.

We never left Orlando.

Alareth
3rd September 2006, 01:13 AM
delphi_ote, just for fun, go quote the Bible verses in many of the fine entertainment establishments along OBT ;)

delphi_ote
3rd September 2006, 11:26 AM
delphi_ote, just for fun, go quote the Bible verses in many of the fine entertainment establishments along OBT ;)
Nah. I don't want to preach to them! Instead, I could always give them a "how to" with Genesis 38:15-19.