Spinachgate

[American]

Who allowed toxic E. coli to poison America's spinach reserves?

Why didn't the federal government act sooner to protect young children from exposure?

Was there discrimination against a gay vegetable?

How can we remedy the systemic disparity of food poisoning illness among women and minorities?

What did the White House know, and when did they know it?

More at 11.

[uruk]

The beef industry

Because all the senators and representatives are all in the beef industry's pocket.
Here's a link showing how our goverment officials are all getting bribed with free ribeye steaks
http://www.foilhatsarenotenough.org/mad_cow.html

obviously gay vegetables are evil and against the will of god. They need to be drawn an quartered, cut into little pieces and boiled for 5 to 10 minuets in a rich chicken stock.

Yes, by posting rediculously outrageous and completely unsupported claims on every forum we can think of, and not actually do anything. Oh don't forget the requsit badly edited and plegerous video narrated by a pimply faced slacker. and links to pictures...lots and lots of blurry, low resolution pictures.

Yes the white house knew. Bush is allegedly from Texas is he not? And we all know what bovinephiles Texans are now, don't we.

[KingMerv00]

The beef industry

Beef industry ========> Texas ========> George Bush

[chipmunk stew]

The beef industry
The beef industry is very big in Texas, as is the oil industry. Catch my drift?

[chipmunk stew]

Beef industry ========> Texas ========> George Bush

The beef industry is very big in Texas, as is the oil industry. Catch my drift?
And we're both in (or near, technically...) Philly too.

[fishbait]

I'm not wearing any pants.

[bob_kark]

Who allowed toxic E. coli to poison America's spinach reserves?
Bluto
Why didn't the federal government act sooner to protect young children from exposure?
Children eat spinach? Wouldn't they just be protecting the family dog or plant?
Was there discrimination against a gay vegetable?
Are you calling Popeye gay?

[KingMerv00]

And we're both in (or near, technically...) Philly too.

Notice that uruk went back and edited his post to include our ideas. He is jealous of our brilliant Philadelphian genes.

[Bell]

Spinach -> Popeye -> Jeep -> WWII

Coincidence?

[uruk]

Notice that uruk went back and edited his post to include our ideas. He is jealous of our brilliant Philadelphian genes.

Damn you, evil conspiratorial yankees!!!!

[KingMerv00]

Damn you, evil conspiratorial yankees!!!!

Yankees ====> New York ====> 9/11 ====> Saudi Arabia ====> Oil


Uruk is a neocon lap dog.

[uruk]

Yea! And so what if I am? Lap dogs, even evil conspiratorial lap dogs, need love too ya know.

[firecoins]

So the e. coli in Spinach is was connected to Iran which has been trying to aquire Spinach for years...TIme to invade Brazil!:eye-poppi

[KingMerv00]

Yea! And so what if I am? Lap dogs, even evil conspiratorial lap dogs, need love too ya know.

Homophobe.

Love ====> Marriage ====> "1 man + 1 woman" Amendment

[uruk]

Homophobe.

Love ====> Marriage ====> "1 man + 1 woman" Amendment

KingMerv00 seems to be using this symbol quite abit. "=====>"

I wonder who's the homoprobe now. Oh wait, that's homophobe.

[KingMerv00]

KingMerv00 seems to be using this symbol quite abit. "=====>"

I wonder who's the homoprobe now. Oh wait, that's homophobe.

"Homoprobe"? You are sick.

[uruk]

"Homoprobe"? You are sick.

Well I'm not the plastering the internet with "=====>" now am I.

[jhunter1163]

It all ties in with the false-flag tornado the PNAC ran last week. All part of teh globalists plan to manipulate world commodity prices. Damn teh JOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!111!1!1!onehundredeleven!!!!!1!

[alexg]

Bush the First publicly dissed broccoli! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice . .well, that's a conspiracy!!!

[KingMerv00]

Well I'm not the plastering the internet with "=====>" now am I.

Are you David Icke? You both have the habit of seeing phallic imagery everywhere.

[uruk]

Are you David Icke? You both have the habit of seeing phallic imagery everywhere.

Well you know what they say about people who have a habit of seeing people who have a habit of seeing phallic imagery everywhere.

That's right. Homophobia-by-proxy!

So there! Put that in your Liberty Bell and ring it!







Man, does that sound gay or what. :P

[KingMerv00]

Well you know what they say about people who have a habit of seeing people who have a habit of seeing phallic imagery everywhere.

That's right. Homophobia-by-proxy!

So there! Put that in your Liberty Bell and ring it!







Man, does that sound gay or what. :P

I can't be homophobic. Philadelphia officially declared itself "gay-friendly".

[uruk]

I can't be homophobic. Philadelphia officially declared itself "gay-friendly".

Gay-friendly =====> anti-admendment ====> neocon lap dog ====> Uruk


Are you sure your not me?

[KingMerv00]

Gay-friendly =====> anti-admendment ====> neocon lap dog ====> Uruk


Are you sure your not me?

Your "Lifegazer logic" astounds me. Clearly we are on the same team.

[uruk]

Your "Lifegazer logic" astounds me. Clearly we are on the same team.

Amen to that!






Hey, What ever happened to LG?

[The Painter]

It’s all the migrant workers crapping in the fields. Poop=E-coli.

[KingMerv00]

It’s all the migrant workers crapping in the fields. Poop=E-coli.

(Starts to respond, thinks better of it and walks away.)

[Katana]

"I Eats All Me Spinach, And Takes To The Finish, I'm Popeye The Sailor Man! Toot! Toot!"
- Popeye

He would add, stick to the canned stuff, fools.

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