State Doesn't Believe Doctor Time-Travels To Heal

[Orangutan]

So that's how Chiropractors do it.

http://www.wftv.com/health/9962684/detail.html

He calls the practice Bala-Keem. State medical officials call it malpractice.

:)

[Miss Whiplash]

Does he have a TARDIS?

[Fronzel]

His website is great (http://www.bahlaqeem.com/)

Attention pet owners read the following from a dog.

"I am a 10 year old Bassett Hound and I have been in a lot of pain in my neck area. I would even wake up during the night and yowl from the pain. My owner called Jim Burda and described the way I was moping around and walking with my head down. Over the phone he was able to work on me. He found the area in my vertebrae that was out of place and was able to manipulate it into place. I am feeling much better and I hold my head up high again. There hasn’t been a reason to yelp now for several weeks! Thank you." DaisyMae

And then he goes on and admits Balakeem is made up.

[KingMerv00]

His website is great (http://www.bahlaqeem.com/)

Attention pet owners read the following from a dog.

"I am a 10 year old Bassett Hound and I have been in a lot of pain in my neck area. I would even wake up during the night and yowl from the pain. My owner called Jim Burda and described the way I was moping around and walking with my head down. Over the phone he was able to work on me. He found the area in my vertebrae that was out of place and was able to manipulate it into place. I am feeling much better and I hold my head up high again. There hasn’t been a reason to yelp now for several weeks! Thank you." DaisyMae

Edit: Nevermind.

[juryjone]

So he surrendered his license? Why wasn't it taken from him?

Would they then have to take away the licenses of all the chiropractors who claim to be able to treat disease?

[Dr Adequate]

That must make billing difficult:

"I've done minus five hours work on your spine ... damn, turns out I owe money to you ..."

[Psi Baba]

Doctor: I've just travelled back in time and prevented the injury that caused your pain.

Patient (suddenly realizing the implication, quickly makes his way back to the receptionist's window): Uh, cancel my appointment, apparently I don't need treatment--there's nothing wrong with me. See ya!

That guy didn't think this through very well did he? :confused: