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Peskanov
13th June 2003, 01:57 PM
http://www.christianwrestling.com

Hard to believe...Is it a hoax?
Anyway, very fun...

Frostbite
13th June 2003, 02:01 PM
I'm not surprised. There isn't a monday night Raw where Shawn Michaels doesn't thank God for his success... :rolleyes:

Peskanov
13th June 2003, 02:48 PM
I thin they should have some slogan...something along the lines of:
WWJK - What would Jesus kick!
Does aybody have some good idea? We could send the best ones to them!

specious_reasons
14th June 2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Frostbite
I'm not surprised. There isn't a monday night Raw where Shawn Michaels doesn't thank God for his success... :rolleyes:

It's been a while since I've seen any wrestling, but isn't he currently a "bad guy"?

You know, like wrestling has always had archetypal bad guys, like the Iron Sheik, the Russian guys, Rich people, Gangstas, you name it...

Now they have hypocritical fundamentalist Christian bad guys...

Think of the CWF is the Stryper of wrestling....

14th June 2003, 11:39 AM
I wonder how long until a Christian UFC?

-Who

Darwin
14th June 2003, 03:14 PM
Christian UFC.

Now that would be something.

Yahweh
14th June 2003, 03:32 PM
Christian Wrestling... ok sure whatever. Lets gather a ton of schizophrenics and put them in the ring... I'd pay good money to see that.

NoZed Avenger
14th June 2003, 03:50 PM
This week: The Masked Methodist vs. The Papal Bull!

Well, Jim, this has been the kind of brutal fight that we expected after the trash talk of last week, and the Thirty Years War.

They're circling each other, and it looks like the Bull is really "up" for this. Oh my -- A genuflect, and another!

The Methodist is in trouble now, the Bull has him in the Penitent Hold, and it looks like its all over -- No, Wait -- What a move -- He's got the Bull by the Rosaries! Match Over, and the Masked Methodist goes on to face "Iron" Billy Graham in the finals.


NA

Gideon S
14th June 2003, 04:37 PM
Christianity or not, it's still a bunch of repressed homosexuals who'd rather beat each other up than have sex. Sad, really.

justsaygnosis
14th June 2003, 04:40 PM
There's a merchandise link on that site so it's the REAL thing.
Pass on the collection plate, we've got T-shirts.