OMG! Tacoism is rampant!

[Tricky]

The great new comic strip Pearls Before Swine (http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/) has nailed some believer type to the wall again. But today's strip is even more dead center. It has identified Tacoism as the one true religion! All praise to The Great Taco In The Sky!
http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2003061174225.jpg

[justsaygnosis]

Burritoism is being ignored.
Tacos are just one manifestation of the creator chef, albeit quite good ones, but burritos deserve their due too.
I'm sure the marxian cry,'guacamolians of the world unite' will follow soon.

[evildave]

Burritos are naught but a big taco rolled up.

[justsaygnosis]

Originally posted by evildave
Burritos are naught but a big taco rolled up.

OK you've got a point there.
Perhaps burritos can occupy a space in the trilogy.
That leaves room for one more.
Should it be fajitas or enchiladas?

[arcticpenguin]

Oh no, the burritoists and tacoists are about to have at it. Salsa will be spilled in the streets.

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

I'm sure if we draw up a Roadmap to Peas between the burritoists and the tacoists, they will undoubtedly come to terms.

~~ Paul

[justsaygnosis]

Peas can never be possible between Tacos and Burritos.
Corn and beans has a shot though.
Maybe some rice and plantainos.

[ebola]

I saw the strip and I couldn't wait for someone to say something about it. As for the trilogy, it should be:

1) hard tacos
2) soft tacos
3) burritos

Eric

[Upchurch]

There will be no room for peas until the infidel burritos are driven off the plate and onto the table! The pursecution of Tacos must stop.

[justsaygnosis]

The burritos are willing to reach a truce.
Tacos shall have reign over the heavens and the burritos shall feed unending fires of habaneros to the unbelievers in deserts that have no end.
The burritos seek only their own priesthood and ritual worship of their choosing.

[The Fool]

But how can I reach true enlightenment when Tacos make me fart so badly? Surely this is a sign that I am on the wrong path.....

[Javalar]

Originally posted by The Fool
But how can I reach true enlightenment when Tacos make me fart so badly? Surely this is a sign that I am on the wrong path..... Do not despair my brother. Like always, when we are in doubt, we must turn to the scriptures:

[...]
and thus this is why all those that do not wash their hand before they prepare the sacred tacos must die by the spatula.", said the Great Taco (may his ingredients forever stay fresh)

"Your wisdom is great, Great Taco In The Sky.", said Mosis the voice coming from the oven, "So surely, the great Great Taco wisdom must have the awnser to my most profound question."

"Shot", said the voice.

"Tasty one, how is it possible to discover my inner taco if my bowels do not allow me to concentrate? It seems that the more sacred tacos I eat, the more gas my bowels produce. The lack of oxygen has a tendency of making me faint during my meditation.", said Mosis.

"Have faith Mosis.", said the voice of the all-flavorful through the burning oven, "The awnser to your question lies inside you."

"I do not understand Great Taco.", said Mosis.

"Just remember that, one day it may be usefull.", said the Great-one in a calm voice, "Here, have another taco."

And Mosis ate the Taco and it was tasty. And at that instant, Mosis was enlightened.

The Dead Sea Tortillas, Grand Opening, tortilla 34

[arcticpenguin]

Originally posted by The Fool
But how can I reach true enlightenment when Tacos make me fart so badly? Surely this is a sign that I am on the wrong path.....
Keep the taco, but cut down on the beans and lettuce.

[AmateurScientist]

Why can't we all just get along?

And someone tell those Gordita peddling idiots to stop leaving pamphlets on my doorstep.

AS

[Roadtoad]

Originally posted by AmateurScientist
Why can't we all just get along?

And someone tell those Gordita peddling idiots to stop leaving pamphlets on my doorstep.

AS

Gorditas are not tacos. Those who consume them shall be cast into the Lake of Cerveza, where there shall be weeping, gnashing of teeth, and pleading for lime. (And tequila.)

[justsaygnosis]

Originally posted by Roadtoad


Gorditas are not tacos. Those who consume them shall be cast into the Lake of Cerveza, where there shall be weeping, gnashing of teeth, and pleading for lime. (And tequila.)

If that won't work they can pay the ultimate penalty.
"SI senior, you MUST drink the water."

[Roadtoad]

Sure signs of Tacoist Heresy:

(1.) Use of ketchup instead of hot sauce.

(2.) Use of hamburger instead of lean chicken, beef, or pork.

(3.) Saying, "You know, a pizza would be good now..."

(4.) Serving tacos with canned ANYTHING.

(5.) Omitting the refritos at a taco feast.

(6.) Serving enchiladas, but not tacos.

(7.) Serving tacos without burritos on the side.

(8.) Not serving tacos with beer, (and I mean the beer must be ice cold...)

(9.) Not using fresh chiles in your taco. (Ideally, jalapeno, habanero, and the like.

(10.) Serving chile WITH BEANS alongside your tacos.