Pity Me. For I cannot attend TAM this year.

[kookbreaker]

It conflicts with a trade show my job requires me to attend. :(

I wanna go!!! :explode

Darn it.

[HarryKeogh]

When you're in your hotel room at the trade show eat a Toblerone while reading the latest issue of Skeptic. You'll swear it's just like being at TAM.

[kookbreaker]

When you're in your hotel room at the trade show eat a Toblerone while reading the latest issue of Skeptic. You'll swear it's just like being at TAM.

What th...

No its not!

Stop that!

Yellow Flag! TAUNTING!!!

:mad:

[crackers]

Well, I certainly won't miss you.
















Since I won't be at TAM either.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

When the beautiful Skepchicks are in your room flashing their boobies, you can pretend you are at the Forum Party! Oh wait, that won't be happening. /Nelson - Ha Ha /end

[Patricio Elicer]

When the beautiful Skepchicks are in your room flashing their boobies, you can pretend you are at the Forum Party! Hmm, where's the trade show?

[CFLarsen]

When the beautiful Skepchicks are in your room flashing their boobies, you can pretend you are at the Forum Party! Oh wait, that won't be happening. /Nelson - Ha Ha /end

Not to you, either. :p

[kookbreaker]

Hmm, where's the trade show?


San Jose.

No I cannot do that. Trust me, I've looked into it.

[kookbreaker]

When the beautiful Skepchicks are in your room flashing their boobies, you can pretend you are at the Forum Party! Oh wait, that won't be happening. /Nelson - Ha Ha /end

HATE!

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Not to you again, either. :p

Fixed.

[SpeederA]

I recommend spending 6 hours a day working on your latent psychic abilities.

By the time TAM comes around you should be able to astral project yourself to both the forum party and the skepchicks PJ party without much effort. Not to mention you'll have a cool million in cold hard cash to throw around. :p

[Eos of the Eons]

:boxedin: Kinda glad I'm not going if there's boobies involved. I will miss the PJ party though if there is man stripping.

I'm quite in a quandary. Naked men...I'll miss seeing. Naked boobies I won't miss seeing.

Oh, but I'll miss the chocolate too.

hmmm. I need another bad point to go along with the good ones, so that I don't care about not being able to go!

For us folks needing sour grapes, please post other bad points about going. Yes, make them up!!

[SpeederA]

You won't be affected by all the negative psychic energy that will be directed towards this event by Sylvia Browne and company and therefore won't become cursed.

However, Randi will be cancelling out all of these negative energetic vibrational thought transferring unlimited zero point energy telekinetic orb creating UFO generated waves with his equally, if not more powerful, psychic powers.

But you will be safe from the ensuing psychic energy vortex sure to be created when the two waves clash. Oh the humanity! ;)

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Pick up a broken transporter on eBay and make a copy of yourself. After the trade show, you can dispose of the copy who went to the trade show, and you won't be any less the wiser for it.

~~ Paul

[kookbreaker]

Pick up a broken transporter on eBay and make a copy of yourself. After the trade show, you can dispose of the copy who went to the trade show, and you won't be any less the wiser for it.

~~ Paul

*sigh*. Where would ST get plots if not for hologram deck and transporter malfunctions?

<sings>
"Clone, clone of my own.."

[tkingdoll]

:boxedin: Kinda glad I'm not going if there's boobies involved. I will miss the PJ party though if there is man stripping.

I'm quite in a quandary. Naked men...I'll miss seeing. Naked boobies I won't miss seeing.



Who said anything about naked boobies?

It's flashing boobies. Huuuuge difference.

[Eos of the Eons]

Aha, flashing!! Hmmmm. Boobies don't need to be naked to be flashed?

I'm thinking blinking lights in rubber boobie pins, lol!