Proof God exists: Genitalia are at the perfect level for your hands!

[Beerina]

Obviously it's designed for ease of pleasure.

Darn, I can't edit the title for misspellings. I guess Godlike board monitors don't exist, either.

[Cello Man]

Hahahaha!

Nice.

[Meadmaker]

And yet, this is easily refuted by the fact that tongues are not very close to genital level.


And yet, male and female genitalia are very close to the same level, which fact has resulted in many instances when I have thought "Thank you, God." I guess it's inconclusive. Must do more research.

[Lord Muck oGentry]

And yet, this is easily refuted by the fact that tongues are not very close to genital level.


Not much of a stretch for a dog.

The world was created for dogs. Easy peasy.

[AmateurScientist]

Not much of a stretch for a dog.

The world was created for dogs. Easy peasy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1daCewbQlE

Not safe for work.

AS

[Iamme]

Obviously it's designed for ease of pleasure.

Darn, I can't edit the title for misspellings. I guess Godlike board monitors don't exist, either.

Very funny. Ha ha ha. But now that you bring it up. Yes. True. Quite remarkable. More evidence. Mellons are of the perfect hand held size also. And how did a guy "know" how to have this protruberance that would fit this acceptable size hole:? You think that just did it all by itself with no instruction?

Evolution you all say? Well what allowed evolution to decide to make everything designed flawlessly? Come on folks. We have no other example of anything that is made that just makes itself perfect over time, all by itself. And I like that cop out of simply saying, with no detailed explanation, how time exactly accomplished these positive improvements.
We so easily believe that things grew legs and walked out of the sea. How...exactly. Oh I know; they first had fins but then the creature started to walk on it's fins. So then the fins "decided" it be better to grow feet, with toes. Come on.

[Iamme]

Not much of a stretch for a dog.

The world was created for dogs. Easy peasy.

You joke. But the world was made for everything. That is how smart, and superior intellect, that God is. God knew to make everything right. Man's world was made right, as if for man. Dog's world was made right for dog. Snakes world was made right for snakes. And there are creatures out there that help each other other by attaching to the host body and ridding them of mites for a reward of their own, in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" type of thing. Yet we all share the same world and it works out remarkably well for all of us. It is a perfect working machine. And it all just happened, eh?

[Cleon]

Evolution you all say? Well what allowed evolution to decide to make everything designed flawlessly?

Flawlessly? Flawlessly?!?! Jeez--take a biology class.

Almost nothing in biology functions "flawlessly."

[RandFan]

Well what allowed evolution to decide to make everything designed flawlessly? "Decide"?

You are ignorant of evolution. There is no decision in natural selection (http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/origin.html). You don't have to accept it but please educate yourself so you don't sound like a fool.

"Flawlessly"?

Are you nuts? Ever hear of the prostate and urethra? Ever hear of death? Cancer? Arthritis? Flat feet? Dropped bladder? A thousand other imperfections?

Please to define flawless? "I do not think it means what you think it means." --Inigo Montoya

[thaiboxerken]

I have to wonder if Iamme actually reads some of the garbage he posts.

[Lord Muck oGentry]

You joke. But the world was made for everything. That is how smart, and superior intellect, that God is. God knew to make everything right. Man's world was made right, as if for man. Dog's world was made right for dog. Snakes world was made right for snakes. And there are creatures out there that help each other other by attaching to the host body and ridding them of mites for a reward of their own, in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" type of thing. Yet we all share the same world and it works out remarkably well for all of us. It is a perfect working machine.

Tell that to a passenger pigeon. Or a dinosaur.

[Dave1001]

And yet, this is easily refuted by the fact that tongues are not very close to genital level.


This is of the same school of thought as "If I could get my head between my legs, I'd never leave home"?

[Beerina]

And yet, this is easily refuted by the fact that tongues are not very close to genital level.

Not close to your genital level. You may get arbitrarily close to mine.

Q: Why does a dog lick it's ba**s?

A: Because it can.


See how wise God is? Our upright posture necessitated the stiffening of the spinal column and rib cage for support, preventing us from being doglike. Imagine all the words, sexual positions, and whatnot that would be part of our culture, even if the underculture, if this were possible! Praise Him!

[Beerina]

You joke. But the world was made for everything. That is how smart, and superior intellect, that God is. God knew to make everything right. Man's world was made right, as if for man. Dog's world was made right for dog. Snakes world was made right for snakes. And there are creatures out there that help each other other by attaching to the host body and ridding them of mites for a reward of their own, in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" type of thing. Yet we all share the same world and it works out remarkably well for all of us. It is a perfect working machine. Tell that to a passenger pigeon. Or a dinosaur.

Or a baby dying from a parasitic infestation in a 3rd world country a hundred years ago.

By the way, Iamme, how did Noah and his family transport all the parasites through the flood times? They must have hosted them since they didn't evolve afterwards. Yet they couldn't have survived this many, unless you propose God kept them healthy, which the Bible does not mention.

[ponderingturtle]

"Decide"?

You are ignorant of evolution. There is no decision in natural selection (http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/origin.html). You don't have to accept it but please educate yourself so you don't sound like a fool.

"Flawlessly"?

Are you nuts? Ever hear of the prostate and urethra? Ever hear of death? Cancer? Arthritis? Flat feet? Dropped bladder? A thousand other imperfections?

Please to define flawless? "I do not think it means what you think it means." --Inigo Montoya


You have to rememeber that god is a great practical joker, why else would his chosen ones have not gotten the gene to make their own vitamin C? Explain that!

[Hawk one]

Obviously it's designed for ease of pleasure.

Darn, I can't edit the title for misspellings. I guess Godlike board monitors don't exist, either.

Actually, you -can- edit entries, if you choose to click on the "Go Advanced" button while editing. Either that's the name, or it's called "preview post". You'll know what I mean when you see it.

[RandFan]

You have to rememeber that god is a great practical joker, why else would his chosen ones have not gotten the gene to make their own vitamin C? Explain that!Yep, and lot's of other nutrients also. Scurvy and rickets in third world countries is just so funny. The sky daddy must really get a kick out of his flawless creation's inability to live on empty calories.

[Iamme]

"Decide"?

You are ignorant of evolution. There is no decision in natural selection (http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/origin.html). You don't have to accept it but please educate yourself so you don't sound like a fool.

"Flawlessly"?

Are you nuts? Ever hear of the prostate and urethra? Ever hear of death? Cancer? Arthritis? Flat feet? Dropped bladder? A thousand other imperfections?

Please to define flawless? "I do not think it means what you think it means." --Inigo Montoya


God is working in us to overcome these shortcomings you bring up. We will soon be able to regenerate our limbs. Maybe get our hair and teeth back, and stuff like that. But for the time being, God made us die so that we would would not fil up the earth with imperfect people, but to create new better offspring who are more flawless and then cause mankind as a whole, not individually, to never die, in this way. Pretty clever scheme, actually.

Maybe I should tone down on the word "flawless". But there are some flawless people (to me anyway) which show the potential is there for people to be flawless. But not everyone is. I have seen babes out there that are perfect shape with no moles and real full lips and hair and nice cheek bones and lashes, etc.

Prostates and urethras...even tonsils and appendixes are by design some important thing, but problems develop. Entropy. But read my paragraph above.

Regarding "decide"; yes...decide. Intended as i said. This stuff just ain't all happening. Don't kid yourself. We cangive no other example of things that somehow improve on itself other thjan this story of evolution that somehow jsut does what it dioes with no decision making. That evolution, with no brains behind it has created this being, that can ponder the universe and go out there, and to make great things we have made for ourselves on the earth, and to use it's resources to cure many ills like in medicine. And that all this just happened with no "decide".

Do you know that I used to be an atheist-leaning agnostic once, 20 years ago?..who wrote a manifesto discrediting the Bible? (But the Bible is not everything when discussing if God exists and caused all things) I think I have gotten wiser now, not stupider as some of you would think.

Do biology courses answer all questions as to the interactivity between the sun, Earth, water, raincycle, color spectrum, ocean currents, plantlife and animal life, and answer conclusively that somehow elements somehow got to some point of being called alive (explain this stage to me in detail), and then once this happened, the rest became history, in the sense that some simple organism just made itself better by trying to fit into it's surrounding, which finally got us to where we are today, with all the creatures living in harmony and abundance on the earth, without some 'guiding hand' between unrelated things?

I don't mind sounding like a fool. I'm not bashful here. :) In life, as a whole, I'm in net-gain mode as far as where I have gotten that lies in a spectrum that goes between fool/idiot and genious, IMO.

[RandFan]

...more flawless... :rolleyes:

Maybe I should tone down on the word "flawless". No, I think that you just shouldn't use it.

But there are some flawless people (to me anyway) which show the potential is there for people to be flawless.(emphasis mine) I think you've got your answer.

But not everyone is. I have seen babes out there that are perfect shape with no moles and real full lips and hair and nice cheek bones and lashes, etc. Yes, these are the ones that are most important to the human race. All the rest should be euthanized (ok, that's a strawman but who gives a s*** that there are babies that appear flawless to you?)

Prostates and urethras...even tonsils and appendixes are by design some important thing, but problems develop. Entropy. But read my paragraph above. "Entropy"? Perhaps you should learn the meaning of words before you use them... unless...

I don't mind sounding like a fool....Oh, ok, I see.

I'm not bashful here. :) In life, as a whole, I'm in net-gain mode as far as where I have gotten that lies in a spectrum that goes between fool/idiot and genious, IMO. Oh I understand. The average person believes that he or she is smarter than the average person. Life's great when reality is based simply on our perception and we don't need to make any effort to understand what it is we are talking about.

Iamme, I don't make it a habit to point out spelling errors but some are more egregious than others. Misspelling genius tends to put you at the wrong end of the spectrum.

[fuelair]

You joke. But the world was made for everything. That is how smart, and superior intellect, that God is. God knew to make everything right. Man's world was made right, as if for man. Dog's world was made right for dog. Snakes world was made right for snakes. And there are creatures out there that help each other other by attaching to the host body and ridding them of mites for a reward of their own, in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" type of thing. Yet we all share the same world and it works out remarkably well for all of us. It is a perfect working machine. And it all just happened, eh?

And then you write tripe again and I have to go back to mean again. Do some reading of the explanations why this is philosophical drivel. Lots of it out there -avoid embarassing yourself.

[snooziums]

God made us die so that we would would not fil up the earth with imperfect people ... Pretty clever scheme, actually. ... I have seen babes out there that are perfect shape with no moles and real full lips and hair and nice cheek bones and lashes, etc.

I was born with all kinds of defects, I had to have many medical procedures just to function when I was young, and now I am living with a horrible neurological disease that will someday kill me (See this thread (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=66299)). So, I guess that "God" had it out for me live in pain and die young anyways (I am not even 30 yet).

Wow, this God must really not like me. Why did he even "create" me in the first place, just so that I can go through all of this suffering? Any being that does that is just evil in my book.

[ponderingturtle]

I was born with all kinds of defects, I had to have many medical procedures just to function when I was young, and now I am living with a horrible neurological disease that will someday kill me (See this thread (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=66299)). So, I guess that "God" had it out for me live in pain and die young anyways (I am not even 30 yet).

Wow, this God must really not like me. Why did he even "create" me in the first place, just so that I can go through all of this suffering? Any being that does that is just evil in my book.

See The God of Eth (http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2843/is_5_29/ai_n15400034) For an argument for an Omnipotent, Omnipresent, All Evil god, and addresses the problem of good.

[fuelair]

I was born with all kinds of defects, I had to have many medical procedures just to function when I was young, and now I am living with a horrible neurological disease that will someday kill me (See this thread (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=66299)). So, I guess that "God" had it out for me live in pain and die young anyways (I am not even 30 yet).

Wow, this God must really not like me. Why did he even "create" me in the first place, just so that I can go through all of this suffering? Any being that does that is just evil in my book.

That's part of why I cannot believe - if I did I would be compelled to try to hunt down and kill it. My wishes to you for the best possible life you may have!

[thaiboxerken]

Wow, this God must really not like me.


I think you might be a cool person. Thaiboxerken@gmail.com and I'll try and come up to visit ya. I'm not a nice guy, but maybe you'll like the company anyway.

[Lisa Simpson]

I fixed the title. Sorry it took so long, but I've been knee-deep in the Conspiracy Theory sub-forum all day.

[Meadmaker]

Not close to your genital level. You may get arbitrarily close to mine.



And they say there is no God!

[Skeptic]

Obviously it's designed for ease of pleasure.

Darn, I can't edit the title for misspellings. I guess Godlike board monitors don't exist, either.

Well, that sure helps explains why Tyrannosaurus Rex had such a bad temper...

[Skeptic]

I was born with all kinds of defects, I had to have many medical procedures just to function when I was young, and now I am living with a horrible neurological disease that will someday kill me.

Yes, but as long as your hands can reach your genitalia, don't come complaining to God!

[Bob Klase]

God is working in us to overcome these shortcomings you bring up.

Got it. God screwed up and now he's trying to get us to fix his mistakes.

But for the time being, God made us die so that we would would not fil up the earth with imperfect people

So first he screws up by making the earth too small. Then he makes people with shortcomings so they won't fill it up. Sounds like god is a committee.

but to create new better offspring who are more flawless and then cause mankind as a whole, not individually, to never die, in this way..

Oh, now I see. First he screws up by making the earth too small. Then, because of his poor planning, he intentionally screws up life so it will die and not fill up the earth that he made too small. And now he's going to make better offspring that won't die... and then they'll fill up the earth because it's still too small.

What a guy (or girl). That's the kind of idiot I'd want to worship.

[Wheezebucket]

Do you know that I used to be an atheist-leaning agnostic once, 20 years ago?..who wrote a manifesto discrediting the Bible? (But the Bible is not everything when discussing if God exists and caused all things) I think I have gotten wiser now, not stupider as some of you would think.


I would love to see this manifesto if you've still got a copy lying around.

Also - genitals are fantastic.

[RandFan]

Also - genitals are fantastic. I take the American Express view of mine. I never leave home without them.

[Mojo]

But also at the ideal height for kicking. :boggled: :eye-poppi :jaw-dropp

[Beerina]

I fixed the title. Sorry it took so long, but I've been knee-deep in the Conspiracy Theory sub-forum all day.

Thanks! By the time I got to the message on how to edit the title, it had been fixed.

[Beerina]

But also at the ideal height for kicking. :boggled: :eye-poppi :jaw-dropp

Why did God put us in a universe where we can kick each other, anyway?

[ponderingturtle]

I take the American Express view of mine. I never leave home without them.

I would be worried if some one could.

[Meadmaker]

But also at the ideal height for kicking. :boggled: :eye-poppi :jaw-dropp

That's proof that Satan exists.

[Mojo]

"The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away." Job 1:21

[RandFan]

I would be worried if some one could.It happens (http://www.answers.com/topic/penis-removal).

[H3LL]

Q: Why does a dog lick it's ba**s?

A: Because it can.

S: I wish I could do that...

SA: Give him a biscuit and he'll let you.


**Drum roll**Kerrrr-teesh**

.

[Glen.Nogami]

And I like that cop out of simply saying, with no detailed explanation, how time exactly accomplished these positive improvements.
We so easily believe that things grew legs and walked out of the sea. How...exactly. Oh I know; they first had fins but then the creature started to walk on it's fins. So then the fins "decided" it be better to grow feet, with toes. Come on.

First, a couple of nitpicks. Don't start sentences with conjunctions, and there probably shouldn't be a comma in your sig.

Now. For the evolution thing. The fins "decided" nothing. Fins with wider bottoms became preferable for walking on land for better survivability. Toes developed as appendages, the ability to manipulate things also being an evolutionary advantage. The toes then dwindled with time in humans, as something selected *against* large toes. Evolution doesn't "decide" anything. Selection happens, and it's been fairly well demonstrated.

[bruto]

God is working in us to overcome these shortcomings you bring up. We will soon be able to regenerate our limbs. Maybe get our hair and teeth back, and stuff like that. But for the time being, God made us die so that we would would not fil up the earth with imperfect people, but to create new better offspring who are more flawless and then cause mankind as a whole, not individually, to never die, in this way. Pretty clever scheme, actually.




Iamme, are you making up your own bible as you go along too?

[RandFan]

Don't start sentences with conjunctions, and there probably shouldn't be a comma in your sig.But I like doing that also. And I don't think it is so bad. Or it shouldn't be.

[Grimoire]

I take the American Express view of mine. I never leave home without them.
Unless, of course, it is detachable...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzcZBpv1V3E
(probably safe for work...nothing naughty, but the word penis is used quite frequently).

[The Whether Man]

Got it. God screwed up and now he's trying to get us to fix his mistakes.



So first he screws up by making the earth too small. Then he makes people with shortcomings so they won't fill it up. Sounds like god is a committee.



Oh, now I see. First he screws up by making the earth too small. Then, because of his poor planning, he intentionally screws up life so it will die and not fill up the earth that he made too small. And now he's going to make better offspring that won't die... and then they'll fill up the earth because it's still too small.

What a guy (or girl). That's the kind of idiot I'd want to worship.

He was working in the dark for the first couple of days. The lights didn't get turned on until day three, IIRC. Not that this is an excuse, it just shows his lack of sense. I think people willing to worship a being that doesn't have sense to turn the lights on before starting a job to be just as silly as he is.