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Anti-sophist
24th October 2006, 02:08 PM
I just got my first "instant headache" over at the Colboard.

Within 5 minutes i read all of the follow quotes:


Both airlines could have combined their Boston/L.A. flights with others going to S.F., and better filled the planes. This type of redirect is done all the time.


Wrong: An investigation ENDS with a hypothesis, NIST STARTED with one.

The location of each piece must be noted as it is removed so the collapse sequence can be determined. Since steel bends and distorts before breaking, it could easily be determined if the beams had been cut or they were bent and broken.

>>Supposition. Guesswork. Made up. Gibberish. Fantasy.

>>>>Only if you consider common sense and standard archeological practices gibberish and fantacy.

This new found medical condition of mine may be able to be harnessed. Think I could a million dollars if I can detect abject stupidity from afar?

Arus808
24th October 2006, 02:12 PM
Invetigation ends with a hypothesis? What freaking 3rd grade science class did these morons fail?

realitybites
24th October 2006, 02:37 PM
I thought this thread was about Docker....

Regardless, I have some Head-On if anyone needs it.

Arus808
24th October 2006, 02:47 PM
Regardless, I have some Head-On if anyone needs it.

those commercials give me a headache.

I less than three logic
24th October 2006, 02:56 PM
those commercials give me a headache.
I guess that means they have a perfect marketing technique then. :)

Arus808
24th October 2006, 02:59 PM
I guess that means they have a perfect marketing technique then. :)


hahah yeah

"Head On! Apply directly to your forehead!"
"Head On! Apply directly to your forehead!"
"Head On! Apply directly to your forehead!"

After a while, you're going to need head on, just so you can get that dang tagline out of your head.

Dog Town
24th October 2006, 03:06 PM
My hat is off to you AS. Why you go over there, and attempt rational thought, at all, is beyond me. That board is a punching bag. I just go over to smack the "stooopid" around! Waste of time as well, but damn funny, most of the time. I own hammers with higher IQ's, than that treasure trove of accidental humor. If I tried to look, at anything over there, and make sense of it, I would get a terminal migraine!

c4ts
24th October 2006, 06:31 PM
Is this stupidity, or raw determination to ignore the obvious?

Hawkeye
25th October 2006, 11:37 AM
I'd call it a complete divorce with reality.
If theres one thing I've learned from the whole LC mess it's that no ammount of reason will convince some people.

fuelair
25th October 2006, 12:26 PM
those commercials give me a headache.

Whereas, I have a lower opinion of them.

Calcas
25th October 2006, 12:47 PM
Uhhh...what's the "Colboard"?

The LC board?

Arkan_Wolfshade
25th October 2006, 12:58 PM
Uhhh...what's the "Colboard"?

The LC board?

Colbert Nation, I believe.