Docker Countdown to starting a new thread.

[solidslade]

I call, ..... 3 hours before he starts a new pointless thread.

[Docker]

I call, ..... 3 hours before he starts a new pointless thread.

So you accuse me of starting pointless threads, whats this thread?

[solidslade]

So you accuse me of starting pointless threads, whats this thread?

I wanted to get a sig ^_^

YHBT YHL HAND /grin

[qarnos]

So you accuse me of starting pointless threads, whats this thread?

It's a countdown to you starting a new pointless thread.

[DarkMagician]

The porpoise crows at a quarter to three! The porpoise crows at a quarter to three!

[BPScooter]

[Finger-pointing avatar right In Your Face.. it starts with]

Refute or Debunk..xyz

{now I speak freely, I'm starting to enjoy JREF less because of the one-liners and racking up of posts. Docker seems to be acting really oddly. I don't give a higher mammal's ass about most of the things that seem really important to this poster. It's a pretty easy thing to post something, fold the arms and say "refute this" and walk away.}

[beachnut]

2.333666777 hours

[solidslade]

2.333666777 hours

Im wondering what type of natural phenomena will produce that kind of number?

Or is it some NWO thing? Q_Q


(for those wondering why Im posting such nonesense, I'm trying to get my post count up to 50 so I can add a new signature, courtesy of Docker.)

[Docker]

Im wondering what type of natural phenomena will produce that kind of number?

Or is it some NWO thing? Q_Q


(for those wondering why Im posting such nonesense, I'm trying to get my post count up to 50 so I can add a new signature, courtesy of Docker.)

Small things amuse small minds. Do you think I care if i'm in your sig? They are just a bit of fun. This obsession with me is worrying

[CptColumbo]

Small things amuse small minds. Do you think I care if i'm in your sig? They are just a bit of fun. This obsession with me is worrying

AAHHH, I see. We somehow forced you to come to this forum?

[Docker]

AAHHH, I see. We somehow forced you to come to this forum?

No but your reaction to me makes me very determined to stay. ;)

[CptColumbo]

No but your reaction to me makes me very determined to stay. ;)

Your constant posting demands a reply.

[solidslade]

Small things amuse small minds. Do you think I care if i'm in your sig? They are just a bit of fun. This obsession with me is worrying


Hey, can you give us a preview of your new thread?


<--- wonders on how to put in the popcorn smiley.

[Redtail]

Small things amuse small minds. Do you think I care if i'm in your sig? They are just a bit of fun. This obsession with me is worrying

I wonder if Gravy feels that way about you?

[Docker]

I wonder if Gravy feels that way about you?

I have no idea seeing as I will never be speaking to him again.

[Docker]

Hey, can you give us a preview of your new thread?


<--- wonders on how to put in the popcorn smiley.

Stop the presses! I can exclusively reveal that my next thread will involve all my deranged fans piling in to catch me out but they will fail miserably and be completely owned. At this point I shall abandon that thread.

[Redtail]

I have no idea seeing as I will never be speaking to him again.

Ah I see just assume others are being spoonfed by him because they don't agree with you then?

[stateofgrace]

Small things amuse small minds. Do you think I care if i'm in your sig? They are just a bit of fun. This obsession with me is worrying

Don't worry it's not obsession, it's just humorous fascination.
(2.6 hrs)

[Docker]

Ah I see just assume others are being spoonfed by him because they don't agree with you then?

Yes. If thats ok with you.

[Redtail]

Yes. If thats ok with you.

Why wouldn't it be?

[CptColumbo]

Yes. If thats ok with you.

No, but it's what we expect from you. Being boring and predictable.

[Docker]

No, but it's what we expect from you. Being boring and predictable.

I won't be bullied by gravy. He thinks he owns this forum, he doesn't.

[Redtail]

I won't be bullied by gravy. He thinks he owns this forum, he doesn't.

What makes you say that?

[CptColumbo]

I won't be bullied by gravy. He thinks he owns this forum, he doesn't.

You have him on ignore and are not being forced to post here. In what way is he bullying you?

[stateofgrace]

I won't be bullied by gravy. He thinks he owns this forum, he doesn't.

That's it Dicker, you tell him, opps sorry you can't you're ignoring him. Wow what a guy.

You own this forum now? You've done this by your blinding intellect and dazzling logic.

Em no.

[Docker]

You have him on ignore and are not being forced to post here. In what way is he bullying you?

Before I put him on ignore he would hijack every conversation I had. Telling me what I can and cannot write. Then he tries the pathetic quiz caper in the OKC thread. His tactics might work with other people but not me.

[CptColumbo]

Before I put him on ignore he would hijack every conversation I had. Telling me what I can and cannot write. Then he tries the pathetic quiz caper in the OKC thread. His tactics might work with other people but not me.

They work for people who truly want to learn, but you apparently are not one of them.

[stateofgrace]

Before I put him on ignore he would hijack every conversation I had. Telling me what I can and cannot write. Then he tries the pathetic quiz caper in the OKC thread. His tactics might work with other people but not me.

Cos you're a smart cookie right?

[Docker]

They work for people who truly want to learn, but you apparently are not one of them.

I have proof hes a bully and a control freak. Just check his thread on ignoring me.:)

[Pardalis]

735 posts and you have only stated one fact, M. Rodriguez's heroism on 9/11.

Why should anybody take you seriously Docker?

[DarkMagician]

The porpoise crows at a quarter to three! The porpoise crows at a quarter to three!
Sorry, quarter to five. A freedom fighter has changed my time, thus sentencing three starving nations to nuclear winter. The NWO has your best interests at heart.

[uk_dave]

Before I put him on ignore he would hijack every conversation I had. Telling me what I can and cannot write. Then he tries the pathetic quiz caper in the OKC thread. His tactics might work with other people but not me.

That one really burned your arse didn't it? :D

[solidslade]

damnit hes been banned before making another thread >.<


I lose Q_Q.

[CptColumbo]

damnit hes been banned before making another thread >.<


I lose Q_Q.

Thank the Lord I don't have to look at that Avatar anymore. It always made me want to punch my monitor, and I can't afford that.

But the one with the word balloon was cool.

[Pardalis]

Thank the Lord I don't have to look at that Avatar anymore. It always made me want to punch my monitor, and I can't afford that.

Yeah, I changed my avatar for his with a tinfoil hat but I decided to switch back to my ocelot... I couldn't stand the sight of that ugly Jones mug.

[beachnut]

10,000,000,000 hours

or 12 hours under a new name

[Pardalis]

I wonder what he did to circumvent the IP ban.

That just shows his character... He doesn't play by the rules, and lies. How telling.

[solidslade]

10,000,000,000 hours

or 12 hours under a new name

Hmmm I wonder what new screename will be used?

[CptColumbo]

Hmmm I wonder what new screename will be used?

Porter?

[DarkMagician]

The straining megapode flies on fire as he eats a pelican. I repeat: The straining megapode flies on fire as he eats a pelican.

[CptColumbo]

The straining megapode flies on fire as he eats a pelican. I repeat: The straining megapode flies on fire as he eats a pelican.

If rainbows were herneas, I'd be Raymond Burr. I repeat: If rainbows were herneas, I'd be Raymond Burr.

[DarkMagician]

If rainbows were herneas, I'd be Raymond Burr. I repeat: If rainbows were herneas, I'd be Raymond Burr.

Right on it.

...oh, wait, you said "herneas", not "hernias".

...well, we never needed Hawaii anyway.

...The NWO loves you!

[uk_dave]

The straining megapode flies on fire as he eats a pelican. I repeat: The straining megapode flies on fire as he eats a pelican.

The pelican eats a pidgeon.

Literally.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm?ls

[BPScooter]

Man, I'm always too late for the real fun. I have Dial-Up. I can't keep up with one-liners. It is interesting to me, though, that some of the threads I really read were entered by people that were later banned. I even tried to respond to some. I can't remember all the names, but Docker, Ericka, CoreyWhite are the ones I can recall immediately.

What the F is up with the troll-magnetism? Why can't we be left to make science and limericks and smutty calendars in peace?

[gumboot]

What the F is up with the troll-magnetism? Why can't we be left to make science and limericks and smutty calendars in peace?


Smutty calendars?

Where?

-Gumboot

[BPScooter]

skepchick.com, or something. Man, there's a gal over there that really knows some stuff. Holy smokes. That's a big pile of SASSY!

[Mancman]

Total Posts: 742 (222.91 posts per day)

wowouch.

[Bell]

Banned? I'm shocked!

[DarkMagician]

What a to do to die today
At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible difficult thing to say
But a harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two.

[CptColumbo]

Copper kettles
Caring comfort
Killing cough and cold.

Tinkers take their turn at tea
until their tales are told.

[beachnut]

declare victory and pull out

[Oliver]

So did a new sock of him showed up in here?

[Gravy]

pdoherty76/Docker/Laith/jessicarabbit/...?

I give him 6 hours.

[R.Mackey]

Somebody better alert Bell, and tell him his signature needs updating (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2058716#post2058716) again...

[Lisa Simpson]

It will be more than 6 hours because I'm going to bed soon.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

It will be more than 6 hours because I'm going to bed soon.

Hrm, shutting the door via comforter and pillow. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to learn more; do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

[Lisa Simpson]

I'd make a newsletter, but I'm too comfy in my bed to write one.

[Gravy]

It will be more than 6 hours because I'm going to bed soon.Ah, you're assuming he hasn't already registered a sock. Sleep well!

[hellaeon]

Any psychologists out there or junior medicos? This guy has immense obsessive compulsive disorder!

I think all 4 of his handles have each made more posts then I have in a year!

[CptColumbo]

So far it appears the warning signs are (feel free to add to this):
1. Starts new threads almost immediately.
2. Has obsession with Gravy.
3. Knows when he/she is able to create and add an avatar.
3a. Adds avatar the moment it is an option.
4. Substantially higher than average posts-per-day.
5. Posts mainly after 9pm central time.
6. Uses other members posts as sig.
7. Wants every other possible theory to be ruled out, before he/she will consider the mainstream theory.

[Anti-sophist]

8. Couldn't algebra themselves out of a paper bag

[W6102LA]

9. Dodges hard questions

[DanKirby]

10. Frequent labeling of others' statements as "straw man"

[CptColumbo]

11. Doesn't know what "objective" evidence is or means.

[LashL]

11. Has its sockpuppets pretend knowledge that it/he/she doesn't possess, but then refuses to answer any questions at all in keeping with its alleged expertise.

12. Alternates the gender of its sockpuppets and gets a kick out of playing the role of the opposite gender.

13. Can't STAND being banned when its most recent sock is found out, so .... it will be back again soon.

Stay tooned :)

[R.Mackey]

8. Couldn't algebra themselves out of a paper bag
8.a) ...yet claims mastery of scientific knowledge. I might remind you that pdohturkey claimed he had a Masters Degree in Mathematical Physics (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2011751#post2011751), and his jessicarabbit puppet similarly refused to deal with "amateurs" in matters of science...

As if nobody would spot the bluff.

[Bell]

Somebody better alert Bell, and tell him his signature needs updating (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2058716#post2058716) again...

Thanks Mackey :)
Taken care off.

[Foolmewunz]

So, if the pattern holds we should see a new "male" poster in about 12 hours. Look for:
First post not in the "Introduce Yourself" thread, but in CT.
Likely close upon either Usual Suspect or St. Russell of Pickering.
Probably pretending to be......? Hmmm?
a) a skeptic for a minimum of 12/15 posts
b) maybe a non-English speaker - that'd be a new twist
c) he's tried the "broken arm" ruse for sympathy - maybe seriously disabled?
d) was anyone ever able to determine if he's really a Brit - he certainly carried the lingo well if he isn't (time of postings looked like someone in Europe).

Stay tuned... Like the little girl in Poltergeist, we'll soon be saying.....

Heeeeee's Baaaack!

[Bell]

Surely he can't be back? P D'oh the First through the Fourth must devote his time to making his 9/11 movie :rolleyes:

[fuelair]

I have no idea seeing as I will never be speaking to him again.
What a terrible loss. I am sure he feels it deeply! I am ever amused at your subtle wit, your gem-like turns of phrase, your ability to see right to the heart of a problem and explain it for others less skilled!!

Oops, I thought this was Dr. A and it's Docker. Wow, what a frippin' great mistake that is!!!!!!!!!!

[stateofgrace]

What? Jessica wasn't a girl?

God I was fooled totally. I even started to fancy her and had developed a teenage type crush on her. I was hoping for some kind of meaningful relationship, maybe even a blind date.

I'm devastated.








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