Phelps' sister and her daughters on Tyra Banks' Show

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

http://www.break.com/index/crazy_phelps_family_on_tyra.html

Note: Frankly I find the dialogue of the Phelps' to be NSFW, just a fair warning.

[Lisa Simpson]

I saw it last Friday, I think. They are very deranged people. I almost feel sorry for the granddaughters.

[kmortis]

:eye-poppi just :eye-poppi

[Foster Zygote]

I saw it last Friday, I think. They are very deranged people. I almost feel sorry for the granddaughters.

A few of his children have fled, never to return. Their accounts of life in the Phelps home will curl your hair.

Steven

[Dog Boots]

As much as I dislike the Phelps's...ses....uhm....

....Tyra Banks sucks behind as a talkshow host.

[TheAntiLuddite]

Freddie Phelps reminds me of the creepshow preacher from Poltergeist.

And his wife reminds me of the rotten chicken leg crawling around on the counter.

[Bigt]

Their accounts of life in the Phelps home will curl your hair.


Any links to these accounts?

[Lisa Simpson]

As much as I dislike the Phelps's...ses....uhm....

....Tyra Banks sucks behind as a talkshow host.

Actually, she's improved from the first season of her show.

[Katana]

These people are despicable. I know listening to them spewing bile will just piss me off.

Honestly, I can't even bring myself to watch the clip.

:wackymad:

[Lisa Simpson]

It was pretty bad. They call Tyra a "fag-enabler" at one point, because there are gay people on America's Next Top Model.

[Katana]

It was pretty bad. They call Tyra a "fag-enabler" at one point, because there are gay people on America's Next Top Model.

Grrrrrr.

How did she respond?

Grrrrrr.

:viking1

[Lisa Simpson]

She pointed out their hypocrisy in watching ANTM in the first place.

[Katana]

Nice.

[Pauliesonne]

I know the solution to this Phelps problem!

Put the kids into foster homes so they can grow to be normal people and shove the adults in a room with Charlie Manson ( and ONLY Charlie Manson )

PROBLEM SOLVED!

[Lisa Simpson]

You might actually be able to argue that they are abusing their kids. But then, there's that pesky church/state thing. Makes it harder, in a way, than if they were just regular old child abusers.

[Tamarillicent]

Any links to these accounts?

I read this article many moons ago. It's really interesting. The Phelps family is really, really, really messed up.

Addicted To Hate. The Fred Phelps Story (http://smithbrad.nventure.com/phelps.htm)

[RandFan]

Damn Tyra's smart. There goes my stupid stereotypes.

[Dr Adequate]

She pointed out their hypocrisy in watching ANTM in the first place. Fred Phelps displays similar hypocrisy in his attack on the Swedish Royal family. (Did you know that God Hates Sweden? He does.)

If Princess Madeleine's "apparel" is "immodest", why does the man show us pictures of it (http://www.godhatessweden.com/html/incest.html)?

Not that I'm complaining ...

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8941/princessyk4.jpg

[Lisa Simpson]

Fred Phelps displays similar hypocrisy in his attack on the Swedish Royal family. (Did you know that God Hates Sweden? He does.)

Yes, on the Tyra Banks show, Shirley mentioned that the tsunami was brought down upon Indonesia in order to kill Swedes. New Orleans got God's wrath as well, because of all the homosexuals living there.

[Rufo]

Can't these people just stop for two seconds and talk about something else than Lev. 18:22? Just to make it go down a little easier? And perhaps try to make someone like them? At least try?

The only good thing about them is that they are not even attempting to seem sane. They do less harm this way, I suppose.

Oh, and did anyone notice both daughters like to "run", pretty much the only thing besides studying the Bible? I think they'll need that. A lot.

(Did you know that God Hates Sweden? He does.)
Awww. And here I thought I was safe. :( What did we do?

[pipelineaudio]

Holy CRAP!

Tyra Banks is nowhere near as stupid as I expected

[Lisa Simpson]

Awww. And here I thought I was safe. :( What did we do?

It's the land of sodomy, bestiality and incest. I guess you guys don't have much else to do during those long Scandinavian winters.

[Achán hiNidráne]

[swiki]
If Princess Madeleine's "apparel" is "immodest", why does the man show us pictures of it (http://www.godhatessweden.com/html/incest.html)?

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8941/princessyk4.jpg

:eye-poppi Helloooooo your highness!

[Dr Adequate]

Awww. And here I thought I was safe. :( What did we do? Well, if I understand Phelps aright, you are a land of hot princess chicks who like girl-on-girl action.

I'd have thought that this is a sign that God has abundantly blessed your fair nation, but Phelps sees it differently.

[Foster Zygote]

Any links to these accounts?

I think I found them at the Souther Poverty Law Center site. I'll have a look there later.

steven

[Foster Zygote]

a land of hot princess chicks who like girl-on-girl action.

If that ain't Heaven then it damn well should be!

Steven

[RandFan]

If that ain't Heaven then it damn well should be! Yep.

[Rufo]

It's the land of sodomy, bestiality and incest. I guess you guys don't have much else to do during those long Scandinavian winters.
Well, it did start snowing today. But the only thing I have done which remotely resembles one of those is logging on to this forum. Hope that doesn't cause another tsunami.

Well, if I understand Phelps aright, you are a land of hot princess chicks who like girl-on-girl action.

I'd have thought that this is a sign that God has abundantly blessed your fair nation, but Phelps sees it differently.
I did not want to go to godhatessweden.com, but this claim is so outrageously funny that I had to figure out what the hell he was up to (honestly, if even one of the princesses were homosexual, I think the tabloid papers would know that before Phelps). I can understand very well he is upset about Åke Green, but how did he get the royal family into this? Is he even aware they haven't ruled Sweden in ages? And what is all this with incest? It is even forbidden in Swedish law. It's not like a homophobe has too few things to hate about this nation, so why make stuff up?

Last time I heard of Phelps, I heard he was coming to visit Sweden. However, I haven't heard any more of it. And in that way, perhaps, we are blessed.

[Lisa Simpson]

Last time I heard of Phelps, I heard he was coming to visit Sweden. However, I haven't heard any more of it. And in that way, perhaps, we are blessed.

I'm sure he's only visiting to Sweden to see for himself the bestiality, sodomy and incest.

[Foster Zygote]

Yep.

More evidence for my hypothesis that Hell is all harps and clouds and heaven is all drugs and booze and hookers and blackjack.

Steven

[aargh57]

I actually watched this until Tyra just started ranting. She is an absolutely horrible host. I just couldn't watch any more and remember thinking that she's not doing anything good by just spewing. Also, why do some of you think that's she's smart now? Just because she shares your opinion on a particular issue?

[Rufo]

I'm sure he's only visiting to Sweden to see for himself the bestiality, sodomy and incest.
I hope that doesn't mean he expects to be greeted at the airport by the royal family. ;)

I actually watched this until Tyra just started ranting. She is an absolutely horrible host. I just couldn't watch any more and remember thinking that she's not doing anything good by just spewing. Also, why do some of you think that's she's smart now? Just because she shares your opinion on a particular issue?
Maybe I'm being unfair to Tyra, but positioning a person in the vicinity of a talking Phelps makes it very, very easy for that person to seem smart.

[Zep]

He's old. Soon, he will die. Then it will all be over - the family will implode, and spontaneously combust.

Those with religious convictions here, please pray for this to pass.

[Dr Adequate]

Any links to these accounts? The Fred Phelps article has links.

[jimmygun]

I hate to throw a fly into the ointment, but while everyone here is coming down on the rev phelps and his brood, you are forgetting that the best Christian and the worst Christian are both dancing to the same orchestra. Just a matter of interpretation isn't it?

[money]

I hate to throw a fly into the ointment, but while everyone here is coming down on the rev phelps and his brood, you are forgetting that the best Christian and the worst Christian are both dancing to the same orchestra. Just a matter of interpretation isn't it?

They may be dancing to the same orchestra, but while most Christians in the room are waltzing, Phelps and Co. have taken off their pants and covered themselves in peanut butter.

[Pauliesonne]

They may be dancing to the same orchestra, but while most Christians in the room are waltzing, Phelps and Co. have taken off their pants and covered themselves in peanut butter.

I wonder if they know the greased-up deaf man?

[Hagrok]

Yep.
Yeah, screw those 70 virgins.

Wait, that didn't come out right....

[ponderingturtle]

If that ain't Heaven then it damn well should be!

Steven

That all depends on what you can do, if they do not involve you and you can not take matters into your own hands, is that really an enjoyable situation?

[Foster Zygote]

He's old. Soon, he will die. Then it will all be over - the family will implode, and spontaneously combust.

Those with religious convictions here, please pray for this to pass.

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice note saying that I approved of it."

Mark Twain

Steven

[Foster Zygote]

Yeah, screw those 70 virgins.

Wait, that didn't come out right....

Are you sure?

*BADUMP BUMP*

Steven

[Beerina]

Fred Phelps displays similar hypocrisy in his attack on the Swedish Royal family. (Did you know that God Hates Sweden? He does.)

If Princess Madeleine's "apparel" is "immodest", why does the man show us pictures of it (http://www.godhatessweden.com/html/incest.html)?

Not that I'm complaining ...

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8941/princessyk4.jpg

I came into this thread hoping to see a pic of Tyra who, having gained about 20+ lbs. since her supermodel days, is becoming more than ample in this department. But this'll do for now.

[Beerina]

If that ain't Heaven then it damn well should be!Yep.

Hell yeah. Heck, I'll even volunteer to be converted into a girl to help out.

I say we begin planning an overthrow of this "infinite" god Yahweh. Clearly he has emotional issues, and should not be in charge of things.

[four elevener]

Freddie Phelps reminds me of the creepshow preacher from Poltergeist.

And his wife reminds me of the rotten chicken leg crawling around on the counter.

That was the steak doing the crawling. The chicken leg was covered in maggots and spat out of some guy's mouth. :)

[Foster Zygote]

That was the steak doing the crawling. The chicken leg was covered in maggots and spat out of some guy's mouth. :)

Pedantic Man swoops in through an open window, throws his cape back over his shoulder and says:

"And the creepy preacher was from Poltergeist II."

Pedantic Man salutes, gives a sly grin, and flies back out the window.

*Pedantic Man theme music*


Steven

[Kopji]

Haggard is out, Foley is out, Phelps is next.

[Legalduck]

Yes, on the Tyra Banks show, Shirley mentioned that the tsunami was brought down upon Indonesia in order to kill Swedes.

What's with this god guy? For a supposedly omnipotent being, his aim sucks. Hell, back in Exodus, he wanted to off the Pharoah. God managed to kill the fish, the first borns, and even some innocent frogs. Ten plagues later the ruler of Egypt is still standing. To quote George Carlin, "If this is the work of all poweful being, I, for one, am not impressed."