You all be sorry you make fun me!

[helius]

I am now left U.S. I accept offer from my new friend Agur, and I travel on plane to make way to japon.

Agur find rich Japonaise to fund analasis of cake. He is very strange man. He have funny hair and wear big cape, look little like japoniase Batman. He have cave where is big kitchen, he have chefs, he call them "Iron Chefs" and they cook. I never eat like this in whole life! He say Iron Chefs will to help me make cake, then we spend much time analising.

Soon, I be rich man too. And all the poor, let them eat cake! They will love me, and I will be elected King. All idiots who make fun of me be sorry!

[rustypouch]

Does your benefactor happen to look like this:

[uneasy]

I'm sorry if I doubted you, helius. I don't want to be left out the new cakeocracy! But may a suggest an avatar?

[Questioninggeller]

Originally posted by helius
I am now left U.S. I accept offer from my new friend Agur, and I travel on plane to make way to japon.

Soon, I be rich man too. And all the poor, let them eat cake! They will love me, and I will be elected King. All idiots who make fun of me be sorry!

I don't understand. The cake rebuilds itself, if I am not mistaken. If you eat the cake wouldn't it rebuild in your stomach, thus making it impossible, if not very hard to eat, and continue digesting food in a normal way?

[NoZed Avenger]

Originally posted by Questioninggeller


I don't understand. The cake rebuilds itself, if I am not mistaken. If you eat the cake wouldn't it rebuild in your stomach, thus making it impossible, if not very hard to eat, and continue digesting food in a normal way?


Don't you SEE? He HAS his cake, and EATS it, too.

Its PARANORMALISCIOUS!

NA

[Lord Emsworth]

Somehow Helius makes me think of fruitcakes…

[Questioninggeller]

Originally posted by Lord Emsworth
Somehow Helius makes me think of fruitcakes…

Yeah, me too, but I have never liked fruitcakes.

[helius]

Originally posted by rustypouch
Does your benefactor happen to look like this:

Yes, that him. He want to perfect my cake, make best ever cake, feed world.

Today, with Iron Chef Sakai, we make cake. He take my recipe and add shave truffle, finest belgian cocolate, and butter cream frosting. We eat some of cake, best cake ever! Tomorrow we see if cake rebuild.

I think Agur is crazy man. he want to take my cake and use it to seed clouds. He think cake regenerate clouds, make it rain forever! he want make it rain forever on JREf offices if he not get million. He deranged, not like me.

[helius]

Originally posted by Lord Emsworth
Somehow Helius makes me think of fruitcakes?

Idiot! No fruit in cake! Cake is cocolate! Cake with fruit no rebild!

[helius]

Originally posted by Questioninggeller


I don't understand. The cake rebuilds itself, if I am not mistaken. If you eat the cake wouldn't it rebuild in your stomach, thus making it impossible, if not very hard to eat, and continue digesting food in a normal way?

Have this worked out. Put laxative in cake. Cake move throug bowels fast, no time to plug up.

[Lord Emsworth]

Originally posted by helius
Idiot!

Well, I prefer being referred to as a wash-out, you fruitcake.

Cake with fruit no rebild!

Of course not…

[GroundStrength]

I guess I've been thick this is surely a joke.

[thrombus29]

MAKE SURE AGUR NO LEAVE YOUR CAKE IN HIS RAIN.

IT'S SO HARD TO TAKE IT CAUSE IT TAKE SO LONG TO BAKE IT, AND YOU NEVER HAVE THAT RECPIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Temporal Renegade]

Originally posted by thrombus29
MAKE SURE AGUR NO LEAVE YOUR CAKE IN HIS RAIN.

IT'S SO HARD TO TAKE IT CAUSE IT TAKE SO LONG TO BAKE IT, AND YOU NEVER HAVE THAT RECPIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniff* ...all that sweet sweet icing, running down...

[Temporal Renegade]

...of course, there really is NO substitute for a good ol'
Louisiana BackBay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise!
(ala Antoine)

[George152]

It's definitely a fruitcake. I'm not to sure about the cake though

[GzuzKryzt]

How does this "thread" relate to the Challenge?

[Kiless]

I think it should be in humour.

Well, it made me laugh. :)

[De_Bunk]

Hey...

Whatever happened to Agur and Sophie...???

They still send me a virtual Christmas card every year...asking how i am doing...etc...and they always leave an invite to visit and stay with them...

Go figga...

DB

( and for all members here who don't remember Agur...a couple of members actually met him in Japan and Agur took them out to dinner)

[H3LL]

I guess I've been thick this is surely a joke.

I've obviously been on this board too long. I've seen woo posts that make less sense than this one and I have no idea whether this is real or spoof.

Still funny though.


.

[De_Bunk]

PS...

And George152...its only taken you three years to think of that reply..

DB

[CriticalThanking]

...of course, there really is NO substitute for a good ol'
Louisiana BackBay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise!
(ala Antoine)
Ala Antoine?!? I demand you teach me zis recipe!

(Hold la onions.)

CT

[helius]

To those who make fun me, IDIOTS!, I tell you, I have not had to buy food in 3 year! I just keep regenrating it! Unfortunatly, laxative bill is very high, for must make food move through fast before it regenrate, or bad things happen! You should wish you eat so good!

[Temporal Renegade]

Ala Antoine?!? I demand you teach me zis recipe!

(Hold la onions.)

CT

Bugs Bunny: And now, for Antoine's recipe. First, immerse the rabbit thoroughly in wine.
[he dips Francois in wine]
Bugs Bunny: Then pickle.
Francois: Already I am ze - Hiccup! - pickled.

[DrMatt]

Well, I never.

No, never.

Welllllll, hardly ever.