The greatest conspiracy theory ever

[HappyCat]

Sorry if this has been posted before, but today I came across the greatest conspiracy theory ever. They contend that NASA is actually a front for a Nazi organization which operates using technology obtained from shot down UFOs and who faked the moon landing in order to fund an Illuminati plot to bring about the Antichrist. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldren? High ranking Illuminati officials. The leaders of NASA? Nazi operatives. If you have about 2 hours to devote to silly nonsense, I recommend this, it is quite hilarious. Somehow space serpents fit into this as well, but I haven't quite figured that part out.

Part 1 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4857941621886569410&hl=en)
Part 2 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8373886562155159103&hl=en)
Part 3 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=894918671346019149&hl=en)
Part 4 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4484749364621484540&hl=en)
Part 5 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2317429555491214365&hl=en)

Enjoy!

[twinstead]

Enjoy!

Is that an order?

[Skibum]

I add that to my list of things to do, right behind slamming my johnson in a car door.

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Why would an organization with access to captured interstellar ships need to fake a landing on the moon?

[firecoins]

Why would an organization with access to captured interstellar ships need to fake a landing on the moon?
you see your making sense. This is a conspiracy theory!:boggled:

[Mobyseven]

NASA...
NAZ(S)i...

INDISPUTABLE PROOF!!!

[defaultdotxbe]

Why would an organization with access to captured interstellar ships need to fake a landing on the moon?
the interstellar drives dont work, but they are trying to fix it, in the meantime they need to keep up the appearances of progress in spaceflight, so when they fix the engine it will seem liek the next logical step

[G-K-4]

Ah, that's nothing. Wait until you see Alternative 3.

[Unfit4Command]

haha, I love CTs such as this one. It's sad that people actually believe this stuff.

[gumboot]

NASA...
NAZ(S)i...

INDISPUTABLE PROOF!!!


"Nazi" is the German spelling of "Nasa".

-Gumboot

[Oliver]

Muhawawaw... Okay, i just tortured myself watching
the first part of it and i protest to watch just one more
minute of any other part of this crap.

Maybe Pardalis would have a lot of fun with all the
Nazi connections, for me it´s b*llsh*t. Another
movie mixing historical facts with fairytales. And
this one even beats AJ´s crap. :boggled:

[PerryLogan]

I always thought there was something shifty-eyed about those astronauts...

[Horatius]

I always thought there was something shifty-eyed about those astronauts...

Yeah, all that floatin' around, ignorin' gravity, who do these punks think they are?

[PerryLogan]

They can barely conceal their accents. It's all so obvious.

[Mid]

I add that to my list of things to do, right behind slamming my johnson in a car door.

kinky

[Chaos]

"Nazi" is the German spelling of "Nasa".

-Gumboot

Under the new official rules of spelling, you might well be right. :blush:

[delphi_ote]

They can barely conceal their accents. It's all so obvious.
That wasn't the missing "a" they found...
"That's one small step for ZIG HEIL! ZIG HEIL! man. One giant leap for mankind."

[Big Al]

Just a few astronaut / NASA names for you unbelievers:

Eugene KRANZ
George E. MUELLER
Jack SCHMITT
Rusty SCHWEICKART
Frank BORMAN (ah, C'MON! Just WHAT was the name of Adolf's right-hand man?)
Chris KRAFT
Guenter WENDT
Jesko VON PUTTKAMER

And we ALL know about WERNHER VON BRAUN!

Believe it now? Huh? What more do you want? And the name of the Apollo XI Lunar Module? THE EAGLE! THE SYMBOL OF THE THIRD REICH! HA! ALL IT WAS MISSING WAS A LITTLE SWASTIKA! :eye-poppi

I'm sorry, I've forgotten my pills...

[Overman]

:beerflag:

[Bell]

The Nazi space program had a rough start though. A lot of their moonrockets fell back to Earth and ended up inside London somehow.

[delphi_ote]

The Nazi space program had a rough start though. A lot of their moonrockets fell back to Earth and ended up inside London somehow.
London is the moon. Open your mind, man!

[Aoidoi]

The Nazi space program had a rough start though. A lot of their moonrockets fell back to Earth and ended up inside London somehow."Once ze rockets go up who cares where ze come down. Zat's not my department" Says Werner Von Brown

[Trigood]

"Once ze rockets go up who cares where ze come down. Zat's not my department" Says Werner Von Brown
"Like the widows & cripples in old London town, who owe their large pensions to Werner von Braun (http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/vonbraun.htm)"

[AWPrime]

Prizeless......

[Class]

I don't know how we did Nazi it before.:covereyes

[Big Al]

London is the moon. Open your mind, man!

English: Monday - moon day.
French: Lundi

It's not such a far stretch to London, is it?

Neil Armstrong - Buzz Aldrin.

And Neil's first words were actually "That's one small step for Hermann..." HERMAN GOERING, of course!

I like this game. It's so fun and easy to find spurious connections.

I understand that at a 1960s press conference, after Apollo XI, WvB crowed, "I have always aimed for the stars," and a disgruntled British journalist at the back muttered, "But you usually hit London."

[rjh01]

Sounds like Torchwood from Dr Who. Series 2. Except no Nazis in the story.

[Big Al]

Apollo 11 - "Adolf Hitler" has 11 letters.
The last moon mission was Apollo 17. "Down with Churchill" has 17 letters.
The Rocketdyne engines in the first stage of the Saturn V booster were called F1. F for "Fuehrer", perhaps?
Guenter Wendt was known generally as the "Pad Fuehrer".

I believe ! I believe! :eye-poppi

[firecoins]

So how come all the NASA accountants are Jews?

All the kids at Space Camp were Jewish.

How come they faked a moon landing when faking a trip to your Anus could have been for half the price?

[Big Al]

So how come all the NASA accountants are Jews?

So they can take all the blame when Congress starts moaning about the waste of public money every year.

All the kids at Space Camp were Jewish.

It was Hollywood fiction, firecoins. As Uncle Adolf knew, Hollywood is run by Jews.

[quote=firecoins;2075754How come they faked a moon landing when faking a trip to your Anus could have been for half the price?[/quote]

I dunno, mate. Nobody's ever offered me enough to make me consider a trip to My Anus worthwhile. And the SS and the Gestapo were pretty down on gay people ... I mean gay people rubbed them up the wrong way ... I mean gay people got them hot under the collar ...

The Moon. God, solid, Aryan ground with lashings of pagan Germanic folklore around it. You know it makes sense.