JREF Ninjas

[gumboot]

How does one become a JREF Ninja?

I'd like to be a JREF Ninja, but I'm not sure of the appropriate Gubmint Agent to which I need to forward my LLR-300X "Change of Ownership of Soul" Form.

If anyone can point me in the right direction I'd be most grateful...

(I have decided it's about time I got a custom name, and I'm asking for suggestions... :D )

-Gumboot

[Oliver]

How does one become a JREF Ninja?

I'd like to be a JREF Ninja, but I'm not sure of the appropriate Gubmint Agent to which I need to forward my LLR-300X "Change of Ownership of Soul" Form.

If anyone can point me in the right direction I'd be most grateful...

(I have decided it's about time I got a custom name, and I'm asking for suggestions... :D )

-Gumboot

First rule is: Never ask in public how to become one. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/ninja.gif

[Oliver]

Second Rule is: If you broke rule one you have to defeat the dragon (http://forums.randi.org/member.php?u=9739) and his concrete core (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=57426) first. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/dd.gif

[cgordon]

The only ninja here are the ones you can't see.

[Orphia Nay]

Third rule is that you must be in possession of a large number of bob kark's socks.

(Cool ninja smiley, Oliver!)

[Oliver]

Third rule is that you must be in possession of a large number of bob kark's socks.

(Cool ninja smiley, Oliver!)

Okay, thats it. I refuse my will to be a ninja someday.

[NickUK]

I thought the ninjas were defeated by the Flower Kitten Mew-Mew Llama Assassination Squad in the great JREF purges back in August?

[defaultdotxbe]

I thought the ninjas were defeated by the Flower Kitten Mew-Mew Llama Assassination Squad in the great JREF purges back in August?
yeah, but the flower kittens were eaten by sasquatch, so the ninjas came back

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g55/Vermigli/sasquatch-eating-kitten.jpg

[delphi_ote]

I've said before,
Can you strike with the fury of a storm yet rest with the calm of a mountain? Do you move like the wind through the grass? Is your mind more deadly than your blade?

Look deep inside yourself and ask your consciousness, "Am I a ninja?"

If the answer is "yes," then take up your Sword of Occam against the darkness of the Looser Zombies and join the JREF Ninja Wave!
Further ninja questions can be answered here (http://askaninja.com/).

I know your Debunk Fu is strong, gumboot. Just don't burn out and hit the bottle like me.

[CurtC]

You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

[firecoins]

The first rule about being a ninja is don't talk about being a ninja.

The second rule about being a ninja is don't talk about being a ninja.

The third rule is you have to be Japanese in the 16th century.

[3point14]

The first rule about being a ninja is don't talk about being a ninja.

The second rule about being a ninja is don't talk about being a ninja.

The third rule is you have to be Japanese in the 16th century.


Damn. Two out of three!

[Chaos]

The first rule about being a ninja is don't talk about being a ninja.

The second rule about being a ninja is don't talk about being a ninja.

The third rule is you have to be Japanese in the 16th century.

Of course, that´s only what THEY want you to believe...

[bob_kark]

Third rule is that you must be in possession of a large number of bob kark's socks.

(Cool ninja smiley, Oliver!)

:socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks:
These aren't my socks, they're property of the NWO... So don't get any ideas.

[azazal]

You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

It's in the glovebox, next to the road maps

[DarkMagician]

It's in the glovebox, next to the road maps
Dammit, well, I bet you can't find the glass Scrabble tile!

[CurtC]

It's in the glovebox, next to the road maps
Ex-cellent! It's all falling into place.

[firecoins]

How does one become a JREF Ninja?

-Gumboot
I am becoming a JREF Samarai!

[Abbyas]

This is how I became a ninja: I spent too much time in powerpoint makin' a picture. The end.

[gumboot]

This is how I became a ninja: I spent too much time in powerpoint makin' a picture. The end.


You're not playing fair... :p

-Gumboot

[gumboot]

yeah, but the flower kittens were eaten by sasquatch, so the ninjas came back

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g55/Vermigli/sasquatch-eating-kitten.jpg



How long have you been waiting to use that picture?

-Gumboot

[Trifikas]

This is how I became a ninja: I spent too much time in powerpoint makin' a picture. The end.

Making a picture in powerpoint? she certainly has the patience of a Ninja.

Is there a Ninja reserve for us without the high post count, but still managed to steal a few socks here and there?

[Anti-sophist]

I dropped out of the JREF/FDNY School of Ninja Firefighting/Demolitions because I kept failing the vertical column thermite cut test :(

I'm the worst ninja ever... :v:

[Oliver]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music008.gif

[tsig]

Second Rule is: If you broke rule one you have to defeat the dragon (http://forums.randi.org/member.php?u=9739) and his concrete core (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=57426) first. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/dd.gif

If he can do that he will be a grand-master ninja, heck if he can read the whole thread and keep his sanity he is in.

I can't believe I read the whole thing!!

Be warned the sanity thing didn't work too well for me. I actually posted.

[Belz...]

How does one become a JREF Ninja?

Technically, you had to annoy the folks at Loose Change forums and be a JREFer.

I, of course, proclaimed MYSELF ninja.

[defaultdotxbe]

How long have you been waiting to use that picture?

-Gumboot
not as long as this one:

http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/kitten-eating-a-sasquatch-eating-a-kitten.jpg

:D

[SirPhilip]

How does one become a JREF Ninja? One must first master the three beards (the fourth has no beard, yes, pun intended):

1) The beard of emotional unbias.

2) The beard of intuition and rationality.

3) The beard of manhood (e.g not having romantic or age-regressive inclintations towards politicians).

4) For women, the perfection of womanhood: beauty and brains.

Failing one of the first two as well, you could just ask Lisa. Apparently the Christians were right about one thing: Satan has inflitrated this forum, or at least changed the layout.

[Arus808]

i just took a picture of myself in ninja attire and inducted myself.

http://www.arus.org/album/albums/userpics/10001/ava_100.jpg

[Orphia Nay]

:socks:
These aren't my socks, they're property of the NWO... So don't get any ideas.

Thanks very much. What's the NWO's is mine. I'll leave you one, as specified by your Person of Hench contract.

(For Halloween at another forum where I've been debating CTists (and have been accused of: being paid to debate them; being on a psy-op; being brainwashed, etc) I made my seasonal user-name "NWO Shill". :cool: One of the CTists congratulated me on it, in the midst of his rant about me being a lackey for the Republican website rnc.com or some such.)

[delphi_ote]

I dropped out of the JREF/FDNY School of Ninja Firefighting/Demolitions because I kept failing the vertical column thermite cut test :(

I'm the worst ninja ever... :v:
If you cannot defy gravity (http://askaninja.com/news/2006/04/19/ask-a-ninja-question-19-physics), clearly you will never be a ninja.

[T.A.M.]

Well I told Gravity the other day that he couldn't keep me down...does that qualify?

TAM:)

[delphi_ote]

Well I told Gravity the other day that he couldn't keep me down...does that qualify?

TAM:)
While keeping a positive attitude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxcBGzpRqo) is very important for a ninja, you'll need to incorporate more killing into your stories if you want to be a ninja.

ETA Better link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDiHntK3Kp8)than in previous post. Annoying music doesn't play.

[Abbyas]

And any good ninja needs a haiku.

Here is mine:

Ninja Ninja Nin-
Ja Ninja Ninja Ninja
Ninjas are awesome

[thinkingcat]

And any good ninja needs a haiku.

Here is mine:

Ninja Ninja Nin-
Ja Ninja Ninja Ninja
Ninjas are awesome


Can being a Ninja be hereditary? I mean from daughter to mother. I want to be a JREF Ninja too.

[chipmunk stew]

Can being a Ninja be hereditary? I mean from daughter to mother. I want to be a JREF Ninja too.
Are you Abby's mother?!?

Giving birth to a JREF ninja is a mystic act that only true master ninji can perform. I am humbled by your presence, thinkingcat-san.

[thinkingcat]

Are you Abby's mother?!?

Giving birth to a JREF ninja is a mystic act that only true master ninji can perform. I am humbled by your presence, thinkingcat-san.


Yes, I am and very proud of Abby. Thank you for your kind words, Chipmunk-san. I am in awe of all who stand up for the truth and back statements with fact and data.

It is a very daunting task, in all endeavors, to make sure that people make decisions grounded in fact and not by conjecture or supposition.

I have been accused of being 'too analytical'.

[Z]

Second Rule is: If you broke rule one you have to defeat the dragon (http://forums.randi.org/member.php?u=9739) and his concrete core (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=57426) first. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/dd.gif

As the resident dragon, I object.

[Arus808]

And any good ninja needs a haiku.

Here is mine:

Ninja Ninja Nin-
Ja Ninja Ninja Ninja
Ninjas are awesome

OMg, you just brought back bad memories of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from the TMNT Movie #2

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

[NickUK]

OMg, you just brought back bad memories of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from the TMNT Movie #2

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Stop. Stop NOW.

[delphi_ote]

Stop. Stop NOW.
On the half shell they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
All police and detectives are furious
'Cause they can't find the source
Of this lethally evil force
This is serious, so give me a quarter
I was a witness, get me a reporter
Call April O'Neil in on this case
And you'd better hurry up
There's no time to waste
We need help like quick on the double
Have pity on the city
Man it's in trouble
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
With Tonto came pronto when there was danger
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
'Cause they displayed turtle power

That was from memory... :boxedin:

[Arus808]

][/I]
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
'Cause they displayed turtle power

That was from memory... :boxedin:

cool memory

me, i like hte original lyrics

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

[Orphia Nay]

Yes, I am and very proud of Abby. Thank you for your kind words, Chipmunk-san. I am in awe of all who stand up for the truth and back statements with fact and data.

It is a very daunting task, in all endeavors, to make sure that people make decisions grounded in fact and not by conjecture or supposition.

I have been accused of being 'too analytical'.

Welcome to the dojo, thinkingcat! :)


OMg, you just brought back bad memories of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from the TMNT Movie #2

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

On the half shell they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
All police and detectives are furious
'Cause they can't find the source
Of this lethally evil force
This is serious, so give me a quarter
I was a witness, get me a reporter
Call April O'Neil in on this case
And you'd better hurry up
There's no time to waste
We need help like quick on the double
Have pity on the city
Man it's in trouble
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
With Tonto came pronto when there was danger
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
'Cause they displayed turtle power

That was from memory... :boxedin:

cool memory

me, i like hte original lyrics

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

I am not with these so-called ninjas. In fact, who let them in here?
:D ;)

[brodski]

On the half shell they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
All police and detectives are furious
'Cause they can't find the source
Of this lethally evil force
This is serious, so give me a quarter
I was a witness, get me a reporter
Call April O'Neil in on this case
And you'd better hurry up
There's no time to waste
We need help like quick on the double
Have pity on the city
Man it's in trouble
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
With Tonto came pronto when there was danger
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
'Cause they displayed turtle power

That was from memory... :boxedin:

that was the first record i ever bought. :boxedin:

eta: IAzYNPxZYEI

[chipmunk stew]

eta: IAzYNPxZYEI
:aaa!

...Disturbing on so many levels...
...After watching that, I'd almost prefer being a JREF Tae Bo Instructor...

[Abbyas]

Are you Abby's mother?!?

Giving birth to a JREF ninja is a mystic act that only true master ninji can perform. I am humbled by your presence, thinkingcat-san.

And who, when I was 11, introduced me to the works of The Amazing Randy.

Oh! And she invented nunchucks.

[realitybites]

This page is by far the most... uncomfortable reading I've ever experienced here.

Words absolutely fail me right now.

[brodski]

And who, when I was 11, introduced me to the works of The Amazing Randy.

Oh! And she invented nunchucks.

Is the Amazing Randy a stripper who dresses up as Randi? ;)

[DarkMagician]

Is the Amazing Randy a stripper who dresses up as Randi? ;)
Oh great, thanks to you, my mind pictured an old man in pasties and a G-string.

OH GOD IT BURNS!

[bob_kark]

Thanks very much. What's the NWO's is mine. I'll leave you one, as specified by your Person of Hench contract.

(For Halloween at another forum where I've been debating CTists (and have been accused of: being paid to debate them; being on a psy-op; being brainwashed, etc) I made my seasonal user-name "NWO Shill". :cool: One of the CTists congratulated me on it, in the midst of his rant about me being a lackey for the Republican website rnc.com or some such.)

Hey, no fair! Those are my!... damn...

[defaultdotxbe]

Oh great, thanks to you, my mind pictured an old man in pasties and a G-string.

OH GOD IT BURNS!
you should know someone with a "kids first" license plate that says Cthulhu can only have mind-damaging things to say

[bob_kark]

And any good ninja needs a haiku.

Here is mine:

Ninja Ninja Nin-
Ja Ninja Ninja Ninja
Ninjas are awesome

Best ninja haiku ever!

Here's my attempt:

Ninja, bitter foe
of the pirate. Why the feud?
You can both wear black

[gumboot]

Best ninja haiku ever!

Here's my attempt:

Ninja, bitter foe
of the pirate. Why the feud?
You can both wear black



I was just having a conversation with someone about how reality would implode if Johnny Depp (established icon of sexy pirate-ness) played the part of a ninja in a film.

The universe cannot contain that level of betrayal.

-Gumboot

[brodski]

Oh great, thanks to you, my mind pictured an old man in pasties and a G-string.

OH GOD IT BURNS!

it would be one way of proving he had nothing up his sleeve. :p

[defaultdotxbe]

I was just having a conversation with someone about how reality would implode if Johnny Depp (established icon of sexy pirate-ness) played the part of a ninja in a film.

The universe cannot contain that level of betrayal.

-Gumboot
id say the universe is fairly resilient, it managed to survive halle berry playing Storm (Marvel Comics) and then Catwoman (DC) so i think it can handle this too

[brodski]

id say the universe is fairly resilient, it managed to survive halle berry playing Storm (Marvel Comics) and then Catwoman (DC) so i think it can handle this too

But she wasn't any good at playing either.

[gumboot]

id say the universe is fairly resilient, it managed to survive halle berry playing Storm (Marvel Comics) and then Catwoman (DC) so i think it can handle this too


I dunno... Marvel and DC are merely corporeal competitors in the same spectrum of commercial enterprise...

Pirates and Ninjas, however, are both corporeal and spiritual antithesis of each other. They are, indeed the very opposite aspects of reality as we know it.

It is a well known fact that a pirate and a ninja simply cannot, in any way, co-exist in the same space and time.

-Gumboot

[defaultdotxbe]

I dunno... Marvel and DC are merely corporeal competitors in the same spectrum of commercial enterprise...
:eek: :eek: :eek: BLASPHEMER!!!!

[bob_kark]

It is a well known fact that a pirate and a ninja simply cannot, in any way, co-exist in the same space and time.

-Gumboot
Unless robots, the other mortal enemy of ninja and pirate alike, are in the vicinity.

[brodski]

Unless robots, the other mortal enemy of ninja and pirate alike, are in the vicinity.

What would happen if you used spare parts from a robot Ninja to repair a robot pirate?

[bob_kark]

What would happen if you used spare parts from a robot Ninja to repair a robot pirate?

It won't work. Ninjas use the metric system, pirates use the english system.

[brodski]

It won't work. Ninjas use the metric system, pirates use the english system.

But all robots use the Imperial system.

ETA and wouldn't Ninjas use the Shakkan-hō system?

[Bell]

What if a pirate and a ninja crossbreed? Do we get a piranja ??

[gumboot]

What if a pirate and a ninja crossbreed? Do we get a piranja ??


It cannot happen. Their genitalia would vapourise upon physical contact.

-Gumboot

[Oliver]

You mean like the truthmovement upon contact with physical evidence? :D

[Mouthfire]

Is that same as the official JREF Assassination Squad? Cause I heard they were taking applications *wink*

[bob_kark]

But all robots use the Imperial system.

ETA and wouldn't Ninjas use the Shakkan-hō system?

You're confused, Stormtroopers are clones, not robots. But you're right, Lord Vader ensures they all use the Imperial system.

Ninjas were forced to drop the Shakkanhō system once they started importing their headbands from Indonesia and their smoke bombs from Thailand. Wrecked the whole mess.

[defaultdotxbe]

You're confused, Stormtroopers are clones, not robots. But you're right, Lord Vader ensures they all use the Imperial system.

then what do the droid armies use?

[gumboot]

then what do the droid armies use?


Binary.

-Gumboot

[Arus808]

this thread has been the most entertaining thread i've read all week.

[Oliver]

I´m a ninja now, too. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/ninja.gif

[gumboot]

After all this still no one has offered up a ninja tag for me :(
I was thinking something like "Down Under Ninja" or "Antipod Ninja" but then people would think I was an Australian :mad:

-Gumboot

[bob_kark]

After all this still no one has offered up a ninja tag for me :(
I was thinking something like "Down Under Ninja" or "Antipod Ninja" but then people would think I was an Australian :mad:

-Gumboot

"Ninja Master of the Southern Cross technique"

"Kiwi-Flavored Ninja"

[Oliver]

After all this still no one has offered up a ninja tag for me :(
I was thinking something like "Down Under Ninja" or "Antipod Ninja" but then people would think I was an Australian :mad:

-Gumboot

What about Tasmanian Ninja?

[bob_kark]

What about Tasmanian Ninja?

This is what I would expect from a Belgian Ninja.

[delphi_ote]

that was the first record i ever bought. :boxedin:

eta: IAzYNPxZYEI
I love you! It's time for me to throw on my MC Hammer pants and get down!
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/delphi_ote/GIF-dance-hammer.gif

ETA I thought something was lacking in modern rap videos. Turns out it's marching bands.

[Orphia Nay]

After all this still no one has offered up a ninja tag for me :(
I was thinking something like "Down Under Ninja" or "Antipod Ninja" but then people would think I was an Australian :mad:

-Gumboot

Awww, sorry, Gumboot! I was thinking you are our NORAD Ninja, but I like Bob Kark's suggestion (and socks).

How about "NORAD Ninja" and maybe this pic I shopped for you:

[Orphia Nay]

I have no idea why the background of that smiley is green. It was like that when I opened it. Here's another with hopefully the right background colour:

[gumboot]

Awww, sorry, Gumboot! I was thinking you are our NORAD Ninja, but I like Bob Kark's suggestion (and socks).

How about "NORAD Ninja" and maybe this pic I shopped for you:



I like it!

I have asked for "Norad Ninja" and the kiwi...

We shall see if the custom title fairy delivers.

-Gumboot

[Orphia Nay]

Woohoo! :D Yay!! :)

Those fairies are pretty speedy, so it shouldn't take long. Of course, delays may be experienced by the necessity to submit your ninja application to the NWO office of Ninja affairs: JREF Division, and the supplementary signatures need to be authorised at Bohemian Grove's Baby-Cuisine Kitchen/Illuminati HQ.

[gumboot]

Woohoo! :D Yay!! :)

Those fairies are pretty speedy, so it shouldn't take long. Of course, delays may be experienced by the necessity to submit your ninja application to the NWO office of Ninja affairs: JREF Division, and the supplementary signatures need to be authorised at Bohemian Grove's Baby-Cuisine Kitchen/Illuminati HQ.


Not to mention, the orders must be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found again, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter.

-Gumboot

[Orphia Nay]

Not to mention, the orders must be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found again, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter.

-Gumboot

Spoken like a true ninja... er, wait! How did you get this inside information? I think this requires a new inquiry, a sub-inquiry, a secret investigation, 17 polls and a feasibility study. :cool: ;)

[bob_kark]

Spoken like a true ninja... er, wait! How did you get this inside information? I think this requires a new inquiry, a sub-inquiry, a secret investigation, 17 polls and a feasibility study. :cool: ;)

And socks, plenty of wonderful, wonderful socks.

:socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks:

[brodski]

Spoken like a true ninja... er, wait! How did you get this inside information? I think this requires a new inquiry, a sub-inquiry, a secret investigation, 17 polls and a feasibility study. :cool: ;)

In that case can you start by filling out form NWOiii-B-HR/SI1- request for access to requisition forms for initiation of feasibility study into conducting an enquiry into the necessity of examining the procedures for implementing internal reviews of procedure following allegation of security failure.

Forms are available on the first and last Tuesdays of every odd number month (a qualifying Tuesday"), provided that said Tuesday does not fall on a full moon or the 31's or 1'st of the month; Unless the Tuesday in question is both the 31'st and a full moon, in which case a special NWOiii-B-HR/SI1 request from can be ordered on the preceding Wednesday, by persons of hench at level 42 or above, provided they have written authorization by their immediate superior .

Form NWOiii-B-HR/SI1 must be filled in, in green ink for parts A(i) through C(iv), and in black ink for all subsequent parts, unless you plan to submit the form during a waning moon, in which case green ink shall be used for sections D-iii (b), and invisible ink for all other sections.

Complete the form in triplicate, and then mail one copy each to any three major media outlets of your choosing, on the 15th of the month following your request for NWOiii-B-HR/SI1, unless the 15th falls on a Sunday, Wednesday or Friday, in which case the forms must be burnt and a goat sacrificed to Mollach, and the process started again.

Once you have successfully submitted form NWOiii-B-HR/SI1 it will be evaluated by our team of trained ocelots. If it is found to be in order the relevant paperwork will be sent to you on the next February 29th which falls on a qualifying Tuesday.

[uk_dave]

You people are terrible.

I don't think you take the threat posed by the new world order at all seriously.

Rise UP! and get down ....and boogie.

[Hellbound]

You people are terrible.

I don't think you take the threat posed by the new world order at all seriously.

Rise UP! and get down ....and boogie.

Um, dave...


We are the threat posed by the new world order.

[chipmunk stew]

You people are terrible.

I don't think you take the threat posed by the new world order at all seriously.

Rise UP! and get down ....and boogie.
:bananapowerslide:

Um, dave...

We are the threat posed by the new world order.
*ahem* sorry...
:Dancing_growl:

[brodski]

Um, dave...


We are the threat posed by the new world order.

Speak for yourself! I'm part of the threat posed by the Joy Word Division.

[Oliver]

NORAD NINJA! :D Congratulations, Andrew! :)

[Orphia Nay]

Yay!

Darat added :ninjakiwibird to the smilie list, and made the background transparent. Not sure why it's not in your custom title, but you could put it in your signature, I guess.

[LashL]

[I]<snip>
Call April O'Neil in on this case


Ack - that brings back memories. I thought the TMNT had died a certain death and admittedly, I was grateful for that on behalf of my niece whose name happens to be April O'Neill, even though my daughter used to like the TMNT back when she was about three years old, and even though my niece thought it was kind of cool initially to have a cartoon character bearing her name.

Needless to say, my daughter outgrew the turtles within a few months and never thought about them again. My niece (who was a teenager at the time and was teased mercilessly at her high school as a result of the emergence of her namesake as a TMNT figure) was delighted to see the TMNTs fade into obscurity.

I hope she doesn't find this thread :D

[LashL]

And socks, plenty of wonderful, wonderful socks.

:socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks: :socks:

Oh, now, sock ninjas are an entirely different story, of course :)

We alllllllllllll love sox.

[delphi_ote]

Ack - that brings back memories. I thought the TMNT had died a certain death and admittedly, I was grateful for that on behalf of my niece whose name happens to be April O'Neill, even though my daughter used to like the TMNT back when she was about three years old, and even though my niece thought it was kind of cool initially to have a cartoon character bearing her name.

Needless to say, my daughter outgrew the turtles within a few months and never thought about them again. My niece (who was a teenager at the time and was teased mercilessly at her high school as a result of the emergence of her namesake as a TMNT figure) was delighted to see the TMNTs fade into obscurity.

I hope she doesn't find this thread :D
Hey, April was cool! How could people make fun of someone with a name like that? If she finds this thread, she should know that is the single coolest name a young lady could ever be given.