Jew World Order?

[Brainster]

Turns out that while the election wasn't the greatest for the Republicans, our Zionist bosses in the New World Order have plenty to be happy about (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3326053,00.html):

The picture isn't complete yet, but it seems that the Democrats executed a double takeover in the mid-term elections and have taken control not only in the House of Representatives, but also in the Senate. It also turns out that the number of Jews in the two houses of Congress has hit an all-time high.

An accurate count shows that the number of Jewish senators has risen from 11 to 13, with the addition of two former representatives Benjamin Cardin (Maryland-D) and Bernard Sanders (Vermont-I) who were successfully elected to the Senate.

Sander's and Cardin's departure from the House didn't lower the number of Jews there – on the contrary. The number of Jewish representatives elected to the House of Representatives also grew.

They now number 30 thanks to six new faces: Gabrielle Giffords (Arizona), Ronald Klein (Florida), John Yarmuth (Kentucky), Paul Hodes (New Hampshire), Stephen Cohen (Tennessee), and Steve Kagen (Wisconsin). They are all Democrats.

BTW, this does not appear to be a hate site; it's a Jewish news site.

[firecoins]

Turns out that while the election wasn't the greatest for the Republicans, our Zionist bosses in the New World Order have plenty to be happy about (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3326053,00.html):



BTW, this does not appear to be a hate site; it's a Jewish news site.
yes its true. More Jews are in Congress. It has been reported through out Israel as well.

However there are more Muslims in Congress than ever been before. It went from 0 to 1.

[Dave1001]

next thing you know, they'll be circumcizing all of us and telling us that pork is bad for you.

[firecoins]

next thing you know, they'll be circumcizing all of us and telling us that pork is bad for you.
Pork is bad for you. Everyone get off Jewish holidays. Non Christians are required to eat Chinese food on Christian holidays.

Gefilte fish is the national fish.

[brodski]

next thing you know, they'll be circumcizing all of us and telling us that pork is bad for you.

No, that's the Muslims.

[Dave1001]

I think roman catholics have an outright majority on the supreme court.

[jujigatami]

I'm Jewish, but just last weekend, I smoked an 8 pound Pork Shoulder (Boston Butt) and 8 racks of Baby Back Ribs.

Pork is bad for you, but it tastes oh so good.

And you should be circumsized, most women prefer the clean look.

[brodski]

And you should be circumsized, most women prefer the clean look.

Is there any other cosmetic surgery that we all should get?

[firecoins]

Is there any other cosmetic surgery that we all should get?
lipo suction, nose job, face lift and lasik surgery.

[firecoins]

No, that's the Muslims.
alot of that is Jewish too.:) Pork is definatly NOT kosher. We all get circumsized.

[brodski]

alot of that is Jewish too.:) Pork is definatly NOT kosher. We all get circumsized.

I know. I had this comedy sketch in mind :D
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[firecoins]

It is a funny sketch.

There nothing like a conservative/reformed Jewish New Yorker being the stereotypical Jew. Unfortunately I fall into that sterotype. :o

[njslim]

Supposedly the Congress is about 30% Roman Catholic compared to about
22% in the general population. I tell you its a Papist plot in league with
the Vatican, New World Order, Illuminati, Masons, et al!!!!

Also the Supreme Court has 5 Catholic Members!!!!

What do you make of that!!!!!

[firecoins]

The President of the US is evangelical so 100% of the White House of evangical.

[defaultdotxbe]

I know. I had this comedy sketch in mind :D
q5fQgG5DjqU
is that from an indian show? the parents seem more hindu than muslim, lol

[Mobyseven]

I have informed my Zionist overlords of this thread. You will all shortly be hunted and disposed of.

Then they will come and collect me and the twenty other Jews who live in my city and fly us to the White House, where we will continue to manipulate your President to do our horrible bidding.

Then a massage. It's tough ruling the world, you know?

[Dave1001]

I have informed my Zionist overlords of this thread. You will all shortly be hunted and disposed of.

Then they will come and collect me and the twenty other Jews who live in my city and fly us to the White House, where we will continue to manipulate your President to do our horrible bidding.

Then a massage. It's tough ruling the world, you know?

We're no threat to your zionist overlords. We're well aware that if the jews were ever eliminated, the scottish would just take their place.:rolleyes:

[Morrigan]

And you should be circumsized, most women prefer the clean look.

Bollocks. Maybe American women do, because they're used to it as this bizarre and somewhat sick tradition is strong in the US. But there is a world outside of the US, believe it or not.:eek:

[Polaris]

Bollocks. Maybe American women do, because they're used to it as this bizarre and somewhat sick tradition is strong in the US. But there is a world outside of the US, believe it or not.:eek:

Excuse me while I cancel a doctor appointment...

[Elizabeth I]

We're no threat to your zionist overlords. We're well aware that if the jews were ever eliminated, the scottish would just take their place.:rolleyes:
You've discovered the true depth of our plans! Och, laddie, I'll be by your hame as soon as I find my claymore. Prepare tae lay ye doon tae die.

(just ran out of fake Scots accent. But I AM a Graham by marriage and a Frazier and Carlisle on my mother's side. So I expect a powerful position in the hierarchy when we take over.)

[maccy]

is that from an indian show? the parents seem more hindu than muslim, lol

It's from a BBC TV Show called Goodness Gracious Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodness_Gracious_Me_%28TV_%26_radio%29

As far as I know, the cast of that show are all second generation British Indians and so probably from Hindu families. I did see a documentary about Britains muslim community (which is mainly from Pakistan, originally) where they made the point that most of the UK labelled everyone from the subcontinent as "Asian" and that in producing a "British Asian" comedty programme in Goodness Gracious Me the BBC was representing only Indian immigrants and not Pakistaki or Bangladeshi ones.

[Mobyseven]

We're no threat to your zionist overlords. We're well aware that if the jews were ever eliminated, the scottish would just take their place.:rolleyes:

It's a little known fact that the Scottish are actually undercover Jews.

Long before the time of Christ a large group of transvestite Jews were excommunicated and exiled from Zion. This group became the Scots, their dresses became kilts.

When planning for the Zionist New World Order (just before the time of Christ), the main Jewish body extended an offer of friendship to the estranged Scots, cutting them in on the deal as long as they never reveal that they are actually cross-dressing Jews.

If ever the Jews are destroyed, the Scots have orders to destroy the rest of the world by replacing all cuisine with haggis and starving the world to death.

[Donal]

Bollocks. Maybe American women do, because they're used to it as this bizarre and somewhat sick tradition is strong in the US. But there is a world outside of the US, believe it or not.:eek:


Bah. The English say the same thing about dentistry.

[firecoins]

I have informed my Zionist overlords of this thread. You will all shortly be hunted and disposed of.

Then they will come and collect me and the twenty other Jews who live in my city and fly us to the White House, where we will continue to manipulate your President to do our horrible bidding.

Then a massage. It's tough ruling the world, you know?
I am a Jewish overlord.

[Mobyseven]

I am a Jewish overlord.

Dibs top bunk at the next Annual Meeting.

[skepticism]

They discovered an internal memo in Japan, of secret plans to dominate the world's car market, by Toyota.

Asians are graduating from American universities with better grades than Americans.

Jews may have plans to take over the world, but Asians are secretly ahead.

Moslems do have more Moslem countries today.

We need a score board, sort of the way the John Birch Society used to do with percentages of each country's leanings towards communism? Countries in danger of Zionist, Asian, Vatican or Moslem control.

Britain has more Jewish legislators than America. The British Empire once ruled the world. Then there was Spain, Napoleon's France, the Russian Empire, Mongol hordes, Hitler.

Every ethnic group should get one chance at ruling the world, their moment in the sun.

[maccy]

They discovered an internal memo in Japan, of secret plans to dominate the world's car market, by Toyota.

Asians are graduating from American universities with better grades than Americans.

Jews may have plans to take over the world, but Asians are secretly ahead.

Moslems do have more Moslem countries today.

We need a score board, sort of the way the John Birch Society used to do with percentages of each country's leanings towards communism? Countries in danger of Zionist, Asian, Vatican or Moslem control.

Britain has more Jewish legislators than America. The British Empire once ruled the world. Then there was Spain, Napoleon's France, the Russian Empire, Mongol hordes, Hitler.

Every ethnic group should get one chance at ruling the world, their moment in the sun.

Welcome to the board skepticism. I hope you mean the above humourously.

[brodski]

Welcome to the board skepticism. I hope you mean the above humourously.

It looks like he may have meant it.

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2123899#post2123899 :boggled:

[maccy]

It looks like he may have meant it.

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2123899#post2123899 :boggled:

Yes, I've probably wasted my arguig with all his point in that thread.

[pipelineaudio]

Bollocks. Maybe American women do, because they're used to it as this bizarre and somewhat sick tradition is strong in the US. But there is a world outside of the US, believe it or not.:eek:

yes, circumcision was invented in america

last week

thats the only time and place it was ever done