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Jorghnassen
10th November 2006, 05:03 PM
Well, I hadn't heard of that one before: A new kind of woo. (http://daniellaberge.com/grooming/grooming.htm) Waste 6 hours a day "grooming" like this naked dude (be sure to check the video (http://daniellaberge.com/grooming/video1.htm)). It'll get rid of your muscular pain, which is apparently really in the folds of your skin.:confused:
Apathia
10th November 2006, 07:04 PM
I'd say it has physical health benefits, but six hours a day is getting carried away. Life is too short, and this isn't going to lengthen it enough to compensate
wasting five and one half hours a day.
What of the gals and guys who spend hours in front of mirrors trying on clothes and cosmetics? What kind of woo-woo is that? Penn and Teller are desperate for material these days. Perhaps they'll do a show on vanity.
blutoski
11th November 2006, 01:25 AM
I'd say it has physical health benefits, but six hours a day is getting carried away. Life is too short, and this isn't going to lengthen it enough to compensate
wasting five and one half hours a day.
What of the gals and guys who spend hours in front of mirrors trying on clothes and cosmetics? What kind of woo-woo is that? Penn and Teller are desperate for material these days. Perhaps they'll do a show on vanity.
A follow-up to 'hair'?
chillzero
11th November 2006, 03:09 AM
I think he looked better when he was 35! Has he not eaten since?
He needs to find a new name for it really, because 'grooming' nowadays (in the UK at least) is associated with paedophilia, so I clicked on this thread expecting something entirely different.
Soapy Sam
11th November 2006, 03:38 AM
I tend to associate the word "grooming" with a horse's ass.
Maja
11th November 2006, 05:38 AM
That site has to be a joke! The illustrations are drawings of scary long-nailed wrinkled hands, the video looks like a Monty Python sketch and the explanations are hilarious.
I can understand skeptics, being one myself.
I advise them to try grooming before talking against it.
The two main reasons for not trying it are:
-Thinking you're not an animal.
-Being scared to put your nails into your skin. :D
It is a joke, isn't it? It just has to be. :(
kellyb
11th November 2006, 06:20 AM
No, I think it's for real...
I think...
Jeff Wagg
11th November 2006, 07:30 AM
As an animal, I protest that I've been treated cruelly by being subjected to that video.
supercorgi
11th November 2006, 07:47 PM
Well, I hadn't heard of that one before: A new kind of woo. (http://daniellaberge.com/grooming/grooming.htm) Waste 6 hours a day "grooming" like this naked dude (be sure to check the video (http://daniellaberge.com/grooming/video1.htm)). It'll get rid of your muscular pain, which is apparently really in the folds of your skin.:confused:
Wow. This person is seriously disturbed. And has an unfortunate knowledge of HTML frames. Yuck. I think some good OCD drugs could help him.
Minarvia
11th November 2006, 11:29 PM
As an animal, I protest that I've been treated cruelly by being subjected to that video.
I hadn't said "ewww!" out loud for days until I saw that. All I have to do is think about that guy and, well, "ewww!" :covereyes
Kochanski
12th November 2006, 12:25 PM
Well said Minarvia, eeewww indeed. Maybe I should watch Candy Mountain again to get it out of my head :p
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