John Connor in Tehran Times

[VespaGuy]

Everyone's favorite gay-bashing, god-fearing, conspiracy theorist has been bragging about his Bush=Satanist essay in the opinion section of the Tehran Times.

Here's the link: http://www.tehrantimes.com/Description.asp?Da=11/29/2006&Cat=14&Num=1

[chipmunk stew]

Everyone's favorite gay-bashing, god-fearing, conspiracy theorist has been bragging about his Bush=Satanist essay in the opinion section of the Tehran Times.

Here's the link: http://www.tehrantimes.com/Description.asp?Da=11/29/2006&Cat=14&Num=1
Which schools has he pestered with his rants? We should send this article to the student-run campus papers.

[Horatius]

and many already know this. George W. Bush is a Satanist and an antichrist

"an" antichrist? There's more than one now? Did Satan start franchising, like Krusty the Clown did?

[JamesB]

Why is "Satanist" capitalized while "antichrist" isn't?

[uk_dave]

Why is "Satanist" capitalized while "antichrist" isn't?

'cause the guy that wrote it is a MORON?

[chipmunk stew]

"an" antichrist? There's more than one now? Did Satan start franchising, like Krusty the Clown did?
What's one of the seven deadly sins? Sloth.
What's another name for sloth? Laziness.
What do lazy bosses do? Delegate.

Of course Satan franchises! You don't think every fat dude in a red suit is the real Satan, do you?!?

[Ashles]

No wonder The Terminator wants him dead.

[maccy]

Which schools has he pestered with his rants? We should send this article to the student-run campus papers.

San Diego State University:

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University of California San Diego:

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Special bonus video "I See Zombies"

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[Upchurch]

No wonder The Terminator wants him dead.
d'oh, beat me to it.

[Ducky]

Edit.

Darn you people for being faster on the terminator joke!

[maccy]

No wonder The Terminator wants him dead.

He's hoping to fool it by spelling his name John Conner.

I mean, that must be why he spelled it that way, right?

[Horatius]

What's one of the seven deadly sins? Sloth.
What's another name for sloth? Laziness.
What do lazy bosses do? Delegate.

Of course Satan franchises! You don't think every fat dude in a red suit is the real Satan, do you?!?

Okay, you've convinced me. John Conner knows the truth, and 9/11 was an inside job!

Are you happy now?


:p

[CurtC]

Satanism is the belief that one is their own godI thought that these few words were especially indicative of his ignorance.

ETA: Is the readership of the Tehran Times likely to be sympathetic to his literalist Bible interpretations?

[chipmunk stew]

I thought that these few words were especially indicative of his ignorance.
Meh. It's artist license. I'm sure no one would object if I characterized Christianity thus:

Christianity is the belief that Jesus Christ is the son of a dog.

[CurtC]

It would only be equivalent if you obfuscated your meaning with bad grammar.

[T.A.M.]

Well if he does any touring over in Iran for his latest essay, I hope he realizes if he gaucks at the women over there like he does over here, he'll lose his hands and maybe something else...lol

TAM

[Oliver]

At least he makes some terrorists laugh if they read the news...
But he´s too fainthearted to show himself without sunglasses...
(I guess the NWO is chasing him) :rolleyes:

[Horatius]

I hope he realizes
TAM

Can I hope he doesn't, or is that frowned upon?

[Horatius]

They've got a thread about this over at LC (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1207).

I love this comment:

It's not a bad article, but it generates some confusion by crossing LaVayan Satanism with Luciferianism, as well as galloping along quite quickly to its conclusion at the end. It gives them holes to say, "This is unrelated.", or, "This cannot be the case, because x is misrepresented here."

The average reader might not notice it, but those things can cause big problems when it comes to floating the article as credible.


Translation: you shouldn't go making **** up, because they might hold it against us, not because it wrong or anything......Really commited to the truth, there, guys.

[JanH]

"an" antichrist? There's more than one now? Did Satan start franchising, like Krusty the Clown did?
Well, the Bible itself uses "antichrists" in plural. The term only appear five times, four in 2 John and once in 3 John, one of them plural, and never does it imply that it is only one specific person, rather a trait of several.

Then again, many fundiegelicals don't know their Bible that well, either.

[Peephole]

That second Connor video.

-Yes, a question sir!
-Can you please leave?

:dl:

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

It would only be equivalent if you obfuscated your meaning with bad grammar.
Eschew obfuscation.

[CurtC]

Well, the Bible itself uses "antichrists" in plural. The term only appear five times, four in 2 John and once in 3 John, one of them plural, and never does it imply that it is only one specific person, rather a trait of several.Yep, I keep the Skeptics Annotated Bible on my Palm, and it comes in handy often. It's the full text of the Bible, with links to skeptical comments. The first comment for the book First John is:John thinks he is living "in the last times." He "knows" this because he sees so many antichrists around.

If anyone is not familiar with the Skeptics Annotated Bible web site (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/), you should be. And if you have a Palm with a few extra MBs, it's super-easy to search and navigate with the Plucker application that it's done in.

[maccy]

Which schools has he pestered with his rants? We should send this article to the student-run campus papers.

San Diego State University:

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University of California San Diego:

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Special bonus video "I See Zombies"

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Newest video:

John Conner Visits UCLA & is Questioned by Police

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Read the LC forum response here:

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1497