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Crazy Chainsaw
1st December 2006, 06:28 PM
I just Argued over 30 minutes with an , Cter who said I lied, about doing The lottery ticket and shaving my leg. She said it was impossible!
Talking to these people is like splitting hairs!
http://chainsawsanders.com/Untitled_20061201_1.WMV
The worst part is she wants to date me anyway, to try to show me the truth.
Has anyone else dated a truther did it work?
PerryLogan
2nd December 2006, 04:55 AM
No--but they say "once you've had Truther, you never go back."
Big Al
2nd December 2006, 05:40 AM
Perhaps you can take your chainsaw along and convince her that way! However, she'll just ignore the evidence and then find something else to disbelieve. Probably more trouble than its worth.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when two CTers with differing theories on the same subject were on a date. That could be fun to see.
My height of skeptical achievement was in taking on three moonlanding hoax believers in a pub and convincing them by demolishing every one of the usual arguments. However, these guys weren't hardcore bleevers like Lucianarchy, Christophera or Truthseeker 1234; they were at least willing to consider the evidence.
With the real CT nut jobs, it doesn't matter HOW much evidence you pile up - they just know, and that's all that matters. :rolleyes:
Crazy Chainsaw
2nd December 2006, 06:11 AM
Perhaps you can take your chainsaw along and convince her that way! However, she'll just ignore the evidence and then find something else to disbelieve. Probably more trouble than its worth.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when two CTers with differing theories on the same subject were on a date. That could be fun to see.
My height of skeptical achievement was in taking on three moonlanding hoax believers in a pub and convincing them by demolishing every one of the usual arguments. However, these guys weren't hardcore bleevers like Lucianarchy, Christophera or Truthseeker 1234; they were at least willing to consider the evidence.
With the real CT nut jobs, it doesn't matter HOW much evidence you pile up - they just know, and that's all that matters. :rolleyes:
I know, I kind of expect that is what she will do, but she is young, beautiful, and rich, maybe a brain is not that important as long as she can remember to breath?
Big Al
2nd December 2006, 06:14 AM
I know, I kind of expect that is what she will do, but she is young, beautiful, and rich, maybe a brain is not that important as long as she can remember to breath?
You have a real dilemma on your hands, then, CC. I do feel sorry for you!
Gravy
2nd December 2006, 06:59 AM
I know, I kind of expect that is what she will do, but she is young, beautiful, and rich, maybe a brain is not that important as long as she can remember to breath?As long as she'll pay for your leg waxing sessions and you don't have to resort to using the chainsaw as a depilatory, you're all set.
Crazy Chainsaw
2nd December 2006, 07:18 AM
As long as she'll pay for your leg waxing sessions and you don't have to resort to using the chainsaw as a depilatory, you're all set.
I just do that for fun, she is a performance artist, and model, she is really into anything far out. I guess if your dad is a high priced corporate Lawyer with his own law firm you can do about anything you want even if you are not paid to do it.
She donates all the money she makes to Charity, that is where we met a charity arts event.
Would not work anyway, she is 20 I am 43, I am not a cradle robber.
She just likes me because I am different from everyone else she has met.
jhunter1163
2nd December 2006, 07:44 AM
She's 20 and wants to date you? Hail, Caesar! Teach your children!
Crazy Chainsaw
2nd December 2006, 08:32 AM
She's 20 and wants to date you? Hail, Caesar! Teach your children!
She is into performance arts as I am, and I am the only man who has ever had the guts to tell her to go to a very hot place in public.
Kinda an instant crush, I was honest with her, and no one else is.
Honesty and actual truth is always the best policy.
jhunter1163
2nd December 2006, 09:09 AM
I just turned 43 myself, and would jump at the opportunity to date a 20-year-old. Jump, I tell you. Except that Mrs. Jhunter1163 frowns on that sort of thing. She's told me on several occasions that she wouldn't have made the mistake Lorena did of throwing it where the cops would find it. So I don't go trolling for 20-year-olds.
All kidding aside, I don't see the age thing as an issue. After all, Mrs. Jhunter1163 is ten years my senior. The woo thing, however, would be a bigger problem for me.
Crazy Chainsaw
2nd December 2006, 01:35 PM
I just turned 43 myself, and would jump at the opportunity to date a 20-year-old. Jump, I tell you. Except that Mrs. Jhunter1163 frowns on that sort of thing. She's told me on several occasions that she wouldn't have made the mistake Lorena did of throwing it where the cops would find it. So I don't go trolling for 20-year-olds.
All kidding aside, I don't see the age thing as an issue. After all, Mrs. Jhunter1163 is ten years my senior. The woo thing, however, would be a bigger problem for me.
I think I can educate her about the Cter stuff she is pretty bright just mislead. The age thing I can never change though, and I am still young.
Beautiful Young Ladies have always been a part of my life, I think it is the price of being a chainsaw arts master, saw all day, shake all night.
It has just always been that way!
Bell
2nd December 2006, 06:37 PM
This gives "I'm gonna debunk you" a whole new meaning :boxedin:
gumboot
2nd December 2006, 07:00 PM
she is young, beautiful, and rich
I demand proof!
In the interest of critical thinking, of course.
-Gumboot
jhunter1163
2nd December 2006, 07:01 PM
Debunk me, baby.. debunk me HARD....
Sorry, just had to.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Bell
2nd December 2006, 07:06 PM
I've got a raging clue!
Crazy Chainsaw
2nd December 2006, 08:14 PM
I demand proof!
In the interest of critical thinking, of course.
-Gumboot
I live in Kentucky, I meet beautiful women all the time, it just happens happened a lot more since I was on Leno though last year.
This is my Friend just friend, Ally White a beautiful lady with a beautiful voice, last time I heard she was working on her music career.
http://chainsawsanders.com/sitebuilder/images/ally8-347x198.jpg
I do a lot of shows out in the public, dancing crazy stuff with a chainsaw, and people go nuts, I also do sculpture once in a while.
I am glad that you guys never come to the barbecue festival in Owensboro, Beautiful Women every where, Paradise.
Good food and eye candy too.
Isn't this just a normal boring life, Women are the fastest growing group of chainsaw artist, here are few.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/06/03/1086203556300.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0192947/bio
http://www.vancouverbiennaleclassroom.com/artists/artist.php?id=3
I always have some young lady wanting to take some lessons, to learn to sculpt. It would be unethical not to help them would it not? They are usually in collage and need extra money.
I am like the god of Chainsaw arts my chainsaws destroy wood like no other.
Here is a friend of mine in Germany, http://www.crazychainsaw.com/
Open technik,
then Schwerter,
and you will find information on what I have developed.
YOU guys did not know that I am a god and that my name is known around the world, from Russia, to Germany, to China, to Africa, Austria, all around the world.
Gee ya kinda hurt my feelings on this one.LOL
Crazy Chainsaw
3rd December 2006, 07:55 AM
I have created a monster, Cristina, went and beat up her ex-friend that got her into the conspiracy movement.
They got into an argument, and the girl slapped her. She knocked her out cold, that is not good what do I do?
I told her just to do what I do ignore them, but she has a violent temper, and is really a spoiled brat.
Any advice is welcome.
Big Al
4th December 2006, 02:57 AM
Walk away ... no, run away, terribly fast! :eek: Next thing you know, she'll be asking you to teach her how to use a chainsaw... and by then it may be too late!
T.A.M.
4th December 2006, 05:01 AM
I think you can handle it CC. If you can handle a Chainsaw to the degree of shaving with it, I doubt much will stump you (no pun intended).
She is 20, goodlooking, and wants to "Date" you. I say take the plunge and "Date" her silly.
TAM
jujigatami
4th December 2006, 10:01 AM
I just Argued over 30 minutes with an , Cter who said I lied, about doing The lottery ticket and shaving my leg. She said it was impossible!
Talking to these people is like splitting hairs!
http://chainsawsanders.com/Untitled_20061201_1.WMV
The worst part is she wants to date me anyway, to try to show me the truth.
Has anyone else dated a truther did it work?
I never dated a truther, but I've dated some seriously batshiite crazy broads.
I can say, without a doubt that the crazier the women is, the better she is in bed.
Seriously, I mean it.
The stuff I've put up with because of the absolutely insanly great sex is mind blowing. I mean, one time, a girl seriously thought that the clouds were giving her a message that my mother was trying to turn me against her. I should have ended it there and then, but the things she did, and could do were unreal.
I'm married to a wonderful brilliant and sane woman, and I'm incredibly happy to be married to her, but I still pine away for the days of the crazies. The sex was just that good.
And yours sounds like the trifecta. Crazy, Young, and in need of praise. Damn, you're a lucky guy.
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