One Stop For All Your Woo Medical Needs

[luchog]

Now you don't have to bother going to all those naturopaths and chiropractors and reiki practiioners and other woo healers. You can get your complete woo medical diagnosis and treatment at the click of a button.

Woo World Self Treater (http://wootreater.blogspot.com/)

I know I feel much better now, don't you?



(note for the humour-impaired, this is a parody site)

[Moochie]

Now you don't have to bother going to all those naturopaths and chiropractors and reiki practiioners and other woo healers. You can get your complete woo medical diagnosis and treatment at the click of a button.

Woo World Self Treater (http://wootreater.blogspot.com/)

I know I feel much better now, don't you?



(note for the humour-impaired, this is a parody site)

For just a moment I imagined a Wal * Mart for Woos...

M.

[Kopji]

There is a certain poetry to the site that I had to admire:

Quantum-consciousness analysis of your auric field shows you are suffering the symptoms of rabies, which is commonly seen among males born under the sign of Cancer. This may also be due to alien implants. Magnet therapy has been shown to be effective* in relieving the symptoms of rabies and allowing the body to heal itself. You can also boost your immune levels by remembering to live in harmony with each other, and continue colonic irrigations to remove toxins.

*Based on user testimonials.

[fuelair]

Righteous!!

[grayman]

Quantum-consciousness analysis of your auric field shows you are suffering the symptoms of trapped wind, which is commonly seen among males born under the sign of Taurus. This may also be due to alien implants. Reiki has been shown to be effective* in relieving the symptoms of trapped wind and allowing the body to heal itself. You can also boost your immune levels by remembering to believe in the magic so it will work, and commence colonic irrigations to remove toxins.

So if at TAM you hear me releasing "trapped wind", remember, I'm healing myself naturally.

[casebro]

Make fun if you want, but Colonic Therapy cured me of every symptomless disease I ever had. Honest. ;)

[Chris Haynes]

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(note for the humour-impaired, this is a parody site)


Like Choprafan? From http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2006/12/woo_world_self_treater.php#comment-285091 he says
"Quantum-consciousness?"
Ask Deepak Chopra.
"Some very famous neurologists adopt the common-sense approach, declaring that the mind is real and precedes the brain. I would point readers to Wilder Penfield and Sir John Eccles (the latter won the Nobel Prize for his work on synaptic activity). He is the author of the famous phrase, "God is in the gap." In other words, molecules aren't the source of intelligence; something we can't see operating in and among our brain cells is."

Truly, some just do not get it!

I cut my hand with a knife last week, so I put in the description field "cut hand"... and this was my diagnosis:
Quantum-consciousness analysis of your auric field shows you are suffering the symptoms of feline AIDS, which is commonly seen among females born under the sign of Libra. Oxygen4Life has been shown to be effective* in relieving the symptoms of feline AIDS and allowing the body to heal itself. You can also boost your immune levels by remembering to open yourself to feedback from the environment, and commence colonic irrigations to remove toxins.

Since you are vaccinated you are also strongly urged to contact a naturopath or kinesiologist to test whether you have autism.


:bigcat
Meow!

Edit to add cat.

[casebro]

Oh WOW! A net site that does cold reading! It even knows my birth sign!

But I don't like it's implcation that I am anal retentive...

[fuelair]

Take a colonic irrigation - that'll cure that anal retentativeness thing - or you'll be walkin' mighty funny!!