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The Central Scrutinizer
11th December 2006, 03:30 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/11/oldest.woman.ap/index.html
Lisa Simpson
11th December 2006, 03:32 PM
Huh?

This is about Lizzie Bolden.
Beleth
11th December 2006, 03:33 PM
So the oldest woman today is younger than the oldest woman was yesterday!
RandFan
11th December 2006, 03:33 PM
MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden, recognized as the world's oldest person, died early Monday, the administrator of the nursing home where she lived said Monday. She was 116.

:rolleyes:
WildCat
11th December 2006, 03:33 PM
Errrrr... I think you read that wrong Scrut!
The Central Scrutinizer
11th December 2006, 03:36 PM
MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden, recognized as the world's oldest person, died early Monday, the administrator of the nursing home where she lived said Monday. She was 116.

:rolleyes:

Oh.

That's very different.

Nevermind! ;)
RandFan
11th December 2006, 03:37 PM
Lizzie Borden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden)

Lizzie Andrew Borden (July 19, 1860 – June 1, 1927)
RandFan
11th December 2006, 03:38 PM
Oh.

That's very different.

Nevermind! ;) been there, done that. :)
steverino
11th December 2006, 03:39 PM
Moe- "Lizzy Bolden, not Borden!"

Larry- "Gee wiz, Moe. I'm sorry. I got that wrong."

Moe- "You always get that wrong!"

Moe clunks Larry over the head with an axe, pokes his eyes, grabs a handfull of his hair and pulls it off his scalp.

Curley- "Nyah Nyah Nyah."
The Central Scrutinizer
11th December 2006, 03:39 PM
Lizzie Bordon took and ax
And gave her mother 40 whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father 41.
The Central Scrutinizer
11th December 2006, 03:41 PM
Curley- "Nyah Nyah Nyah."

/Pedant

It's "Curly".

And it's "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk".

/
Zep
11th December 2006, 05:51 PM
This made me bored 'n restless.
steverino
11th December 2006, 09:34 PM
/Pedant

It's "Curly".

And it's "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk".

/

Well yer the one who spelled Borden wrong.;)
The Painter
12th December 2006, 02:40 AM
Not only is the name wrong, so is the color she's black
a_unique_person
12th December 2006, 02:48 AM
It's not Lizzie Borden who died, but Lizzie Bolden. An understandable mistake.
CFLarsen
12th December 2006, 03:33 AM
Oh.

That's very different.

Nevermind! ;)

At least you didn't totally copy REO Speedwagon.
davefoc
12th December 2006, 04:22 AM
Hi CFL, just checked out the new format for Skeptic Report. Very nice.
HarryKeogh
12th December 2006, 04:46 AM
It's not Lizzie Borden who died, but Lizzie Bolden. An understandable mistake.

You guys sure know how to kill a joke.
CFLarsen
12th December 2006, 05:27 AM
Hi CFL, just checked out the new format for Skeptic Report. Very nice.

Thanks!

Check the Cross Reference, too... ;)
ponderingturtle
12th December 2006, 05:28 AM
You guys sure know how to kill a joke.

No I know jokes and they are funny, so this does not qualify.
shemp
12th December 2006, 07:01 AM
Not only is the name wrong, so is the color she's black

Caused by aging, no doubt. I'm amazed at the number of ax-murderer-apologists who are standing up for this foul beast!
The Central Scrutinizer
12th December 2006, 07:57 AM
Well yer the one who spelled Borden wrong.;)

No, the article did! :p
The Central Scrutinizer
12th December 2006, 07:59 AM
Not only is the name wrong, so is the color she's black

You're saying Lizzie Bordon was black? Maybe that's why she killed her parents - she didn't like white people.
Vorticity
12th December 2006, 08:14 AM
You're saying Lizzie Bordon was black? Maybe that's why she killed her parents - she didn't like white people.
Who does?
headscratcher4
12th December 2006, 08:54 AM
Bordon was aquitted so perhaps someone else killed her parents because they didn't like white people.

I don't know of Bolden was aquitted or whether she's killed any white people.
HarryKeogh
12th December 2006, 09:05 AM
No I know jokes and they are funny, so this does not qualify.

Well, it wasn't like Carrot Top-funny or Gallagher 2-funny but it wasn't that bad.
Merko
12th December 2006, 09:12 AM
Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden

What a suitable way to, err, emphasise, her name!
The Central Scrutinizer
12th December 2006, 10:56 AM
Well, it wasn't like Carrot Top-funny or Gallagher 2-funny but it wasn't that bad.

Gee....thanks! :p
a_unique_person
12th December 2006, 02:44 PM
You guys sure know how to kill a joke.

The "Man Show" already did this joke, it must be punished.
Madalch
13th December 2006, 12:03 PM
What a suitable way to, err, emphasise, her name!

Subtle as a whack from an axe....
SteveGrenard
13th December 2006, 01:07 PM
Here's another Obit Error, this one from Australia's skynews today:

http://www.skynews.com.au/showbiz/story.asp?id=143939



Frank Boyle has died


Frank Boyle, known for his brilliant performance as Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Raymond, has died aged 71.

According to publicist Jennifer Plante, the 71-year-old died after battling with multiple myeloma and heart disease.

Either they confused Peter Boyle with his role as Frank Barone or his role as er, Young Frankenstein.
Hutch
13th December 2006, 01:16 PM
Actually Peter Boyle did die:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/13/arts/television/14boylecnd.html?hp&ex=1166072400&en=abd027a43691d3a0&ei=5094&partner=homepage

:(
SteveGrenard
13th December 2006, 01:20 PM
Actually Peter Boyle did die:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/13/arts/television/14boylecnd.html?hp&ex=1166072400&en=abd027a43691d3a0&ei=5094&partner=homepage

:(

Yes, he did. But according to skynews he was Frank Boyle but clearly they were talking about Peter.