What Did You Do This Year to Deserve to Be Recognized as "Time's" Person of the Year?

[BPSCG]

I didn't run anyone off the road who didn't deserve it, except for one time.

[Darth Rotor]

I didn't run anyone off the road who didn't deserve it, except for one time.
Curbed my dog each time I took him for a walk. Sadly, not all of my neighbors did likewise.

The "curbing" meant I used a plastic bag to pick up his deposits, so maybe I need a new verb for that.

DR

[President Bush]

Constructed this internet persona in a bid to convince somebody I am normal.

[TriangleMan]

I managed not to crash while taking a u-turn on the "internet superhighway". Time Magazine is so hip and worldly they recognized this achievement for the greatness that it is. :p

[shemp]

I cut my liver out and nailed it to your door.

[Zep]

I cut my liver out and nailed it to your door.I sauted a liver I found nailed to my door, in onions and red wine, with greens on the side.

[ZeeGerman]

I almost completely but not entirely failed to not waste too much time posting on silly JREF threads.

Zee

[Katana]

I uploaded clips of my kitties wrestling on YouTube and brought entertainment to the 6 other people who looked at them.

[HarryKeogh]

I don't know what I did but I'm not complaining. I'm going broke though buying up all the issues to give to my friends and family. What can I say? I like to brag.

[Marc L]

I managed to finally surpass Geek Goddess in number of posts.

Marc

[Jocko]

I didn't run anyone off the road who didn't deserve it, except for one time.

I nailed Jane Seymour.

Twice.

Top that.

[BPSCG]

I nailed Jane Seymour.

Twice.

Top that."Nailed" wasn't the way she described it to me during our weekend getaway* to her private pleasure island.

*Ended up lasting almost two weeks. She insisted...

[Jocko]

"Nailed" wasn't the way she described it to me during our weekend getaway* to her private pleasure island.

*Ended up lasting almost two weeks. She insisted...

Well, some guys take a bit longer to get going than others. ;) Did I mention I dumped her outside the hotel room with half her clothes, then called the cops and told them I had no idea who she was? I can be a real bastard sometimes.

[BPSCG]

Well, some guys take last a bit longer to get going than others. ;) Fixed. Did I mention I dumped her outside the hotel room with half her clothes, then called the cops and told them I had no idea who she was? She mentioned that. Said she could see you through the keyhole, trying on her panties and parading up and down in front of the mirror in her high heels, chanting, "I'm a naughty little minx, yes I am!"
I can be a real bastard sometimes.She said that, yes...

:D

[Marc L]

Fixed. She mentioned that. Said she could see you through the keyhole, trying on her panties and parading up and down in front of the mirror in her high heels, chanting, "I'm a naughty little minx, yes I am!"

:D

Ok, that is most definitely not an image I needed to see this morning, thank you very much. I need to wash my brain, now...

Marc

[coalesce]

I stopped peeing in the sink.

Michael

[coalesce]

I nailed Jane Seymour.

Twice.

Top that.

So did Henry the VIII.

Michael

[Kopji]

I nailed Jane Seymour.

Twice.

Top that.

WOW! Hey it must be true. She even mentions you on her website:

Today, Seymour's circle of happiness is complete and includes her husband, director James Keach, and their children, as well as success with her new creative endeavors.


Jocko = 'new creative endeavor'

[TobiasTheViking]

take a picture of my wang.

[Luke T.]

I wrote a humorous conspiracy theory piece about 9/11, with jokes about "controlled demolition" and secret cabals and stuff, but then some guy took it seriously and put it to video with all kinds of spooky music and went and ruined it.

[Luke T.]

I also invented a line of crotchless panties and garter belts for the Barbie doll, but it has yet to take off. All I get is hate mail from some evangelist in Colorado Springs. But he's my biggest customer of the Ken doll leather chaps, so I put up with him.

[BobK]

Too bad I'll never need another résumé. I can see the opening line now.:)

Recipient of Time Magazine's Person of the Year Award for 2006.

[peptoabysmal]

I nailed Jane Seymour.

Twice.

Top that.

They do make picture hangers, if you want to do it right.
:duck:

Myself, I bought a Harley and resolved to spend less time on the internet. You can see how well that's going. :D

[shemp]

I stopped peeing in the sink.

Michael


That's my upcoming New Year's resolution.

[shemp]

take a picture of my wang.

Here is that picture of TobiasTheCommie's wang: