All by myself [Archive]

RandFan

22nd December 2006, 05:18 PM

Figured as much. Bastards. Now I'm going to take that blasphemy challenge (http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/). That'll teach the lot of you. First I need another drink.

Tricky

22nd December 2006, 05:40 PM

Figured as much. Bastards. Now I'm going to take that blasphemy challenge (http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/). That'll teach the lot of you. First I need another drink.
Enjoy. I'll be here pretty much through the holidays, spiking the eggnog.

Cheers.

Moon-Spinner

22nd December 2006, 07:28 PM

I'm here...

I'll be examining every Christmas cookie I eat for images of Jesus or the Virgin Mary. I don't want to accidently bite into anything that could be worth several thousand bucks!

RandFan

22nd December 2006, 07:43 PM

I'm here...

I'll be examining every Christmas cookie I eat for images of Jesus or the Virgin Mary. I don't want to accidently bite into anything that could be worth several thousand bucks!Drink more spiked egg nogg. Every one looks like a virgin.

Moon-Spinner

22nd December 2006, 08:08 PM

Drink more spiked egg nogg. Every one looks like a virgin.

And some of those virgins will make me scream "JESUS!!!"

RandFan

22nd December 2006, 08:13 PM

And some of those virgins will make me scream "JESUS!!!" :D

slingblade

22nd December 2006, 09:19 PM

I found Warcraft.

Send help......

SezMe

22nd December 2006, 10:09 PM

......help.

Did that, er, help?

slingblade

22nd December 2006, 10:18 PM

Not a lot, no. ;) However, I am now a lv 6 Paladin.

This Guy

22nd December 2006, 10:31 PM

I got Asheron's Call to stop crashing my puter

(not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing)

RandFan

22nd December 2006, 10:35 PM

What the hell is going on? This is all off topic. This was supposed to be about me.

I'm at level 4 (http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/5ldrink.htm) BTW. #$@% and it's only 10:30 pm!!!

It's going to be a long night.

This Guy

22nd December 2006, 10:37 PM

SezMe

22nd December 2006, 11:22 PM

Get to it then. Slacker. :)

Tricky

23rd December 2006, 06:54 AM

What the hell is going on? This is all off topic. This was supposed to be about me.

It's going to be a long night.
Things for RandFan to do on his long night.

Think up clever insults for Huntster.
Reflect on his sins of the past, primarily, being a Republican.
Craft a really great post that will get him nominated for The Language Award.
Watch "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" for the 100th time with a jar of Vaseline and a box of tissues handy for the Janine Garofolo scenes.
Reread "Atlas Shrugged", this time with more skepticism and less reverence.
Play "World Map" darts and aim for Denmark.
STOP thinking about Tkingdoll's boobs.
Give RandFanJr more lessons in critical thinking by pointing out the flaws in his story about where he was last night.
Write a check to Shane's recovery charity.

RandFan

23rd December 2006, 09:26 AM

Things for RandFan to do on his long night.

Think up clever insults for Huntster.
Reflect on his sins of the past, primarily, being a Republican.
Craft a really great post that will get him nominated for The Language Award.
Watch "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" for the 100th time with a jar of Vaseline and a box of tissues handy for the Janine Garofolo scenes.
Reread "Atlas Shrugged", this time with more skepticism and less reverence.
Play "World Map" darts and aim for Denmark.
STOP thinking about Tkingdoll's boobs.
Give RandFanJr more lessons in critical thinking by pointing out the flaws in his story about where he was last night.
Write a check to Shane's recovery charity. #4 and fast forward seems to do the trick.

kittykatkarma

23rd December 2006, 09:42 AM

1. Think up clever insults for Huntster.
2. Reflect on his sins of the past, primarily, being a Republican.
3. Craft a really great post that will get him nominated for The Language Award.
4. Watch "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" for the 100th time with a jar of 5. Vaseline and a box of tissues handy for the Janine Garofolo scenes.
6. Reread "Atlas Shrugged", this time with more skepticism and less reverence.
7. Play "World Map" darts and aim for Denmark.
8. STOP thinking about Tkingdoll's boobs.
9. Give RandFanJr more lessons in critical thinking by pointing out the flaws in his story about where he was last night.
10. Write a check to Shane's recovery charity.

and...

11. Make his list for The celebration of Festivus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus) which begins with the Airing of Grievances.

Paulhoff

23rd December 2006, 03:24 PM

It's is all about you, mmmmmm

Huntster

25th December 2006, 01:10 AM

....First I need another drink.

Obviously, you've already had a bit too much.

RandFan

25th December 2006, 02:39 AM

Obviously, you've already had a bit too much.:D You are a little late to the party. Thanks though.

Kochanski

25th December 2006, 07:21 PM

Hey, who invited Huntster? I thought this was a private party RandFan, harumph :p Ok, who told Huntster about the party? Fess up. We were having fun and now Huntster has shown up and we will have to behave.

Paulhoff

25th December 2006, 07:26 PM

I guess he found out what the word search means.

Paul

:) :) :)

Skeptical Greg

25th December 2006, 08:52 PM

Drink more spiked egg nogg. Every one looks like a virgin.
` You spike your egg nogg ?

Isn't that redundant ?

Anyone else pulling the Graveyard shift ?

Ducky

25th December 2006, 09:04 PM

Thank you, Randfan, for using that title. Now for the past few days every time I browse through here I have that damn Eric Carmen song stuck in my head.

It's torture!

Curse you!

Skeptical Greg

25th December 2006, 09:10 PM

Thank you, Randfan, for using that title. Now for the past few days every time I browse through here I have that damn Eric Carmen song stuck in my head.

It's torture!

Curse you!

Thank you fowlsound.. I didn't think of it till you brought it up, now I can't get it out of my head ..

Double curse you !

Ducky

25th December 2006, 09:25 PM

Thank you fowlsound.. I didn't think of it till you brought it up, now I can't get it out of my head ..

Double curse you !

Triple curse Eric Carmen! That guy should be flayed alive for that song!

clarsct

25th December 2006, 09:43 PM

I am blissfully unaware of what song you're talking about.

*hums happily in his bliss*

joobz

25th December 2006, 09:59 PM

Now I have many songs going through my head trying to figure out which one...

I'mmmmmm Saillling Awayyyyy!

Skeptical Greg

25th December 2006, 10:01 PM

I am blissfully unaware of what song you're talking about.

*hums happily in his bliss*Hum this !

http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B000002VSY001006/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_006/104-1608216-8187911

RandFan

25th December 2006, 10:28 PM

When I was young
I never needed anyone

DAMN! Now I've got it on my mind.

clarsct

26th December 2006, 12:58 AM

Hum this !

http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B000002VSY001006/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_006/104-1608216-8187911
Nuh uh, pal. You ain't getting me to click that link..
*plugs ears with fingers and starts reciting "100 bottle of beer on the wall" at the top of his lungs*

Ducky

27th December 2006, 07:46 AM

When I was young
I never needed anyone

DAMN! Now I've got it on my mind.

DAMNIT RANDFAN!

NOW I HAVE WILLE NELSON SINGING "ALWAYS ON MY MIND" STUCK IN MY HEAD!

You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

Tricky

27th December 2006, 07:50 AM

There are only two ways to cure an earworm:
1) Give it to someone else.
2) Replace it with something worse.

With the first, you lose your friends, with the second, your mind.

Huntster

28th December 2006, 01:39 AM

Hey, who invited Huntster?

God.

I thought this was a private party RandFan, harumph :p

Should'a done it by PM.

Ok, who told Huntster about the party?

God.

We were having fun and now Huntster has shown up and we will have to behave.

Absolutely not! No need to "behave" now.

Huntster

28th December 2006, 01:41 AM

I guess he found out what the word search means.

Yeah. I looked it up in the dictionary. Just a few moments ago.

Now I can really argue with you.

Before, it was all off the top of my mind..................

kmortis

28th December 2006, 05:12 AM

* kmortis hands Hunster a beer.

Here, let your hair down. We got some BBQ in the back and it'll be ready in a few.

Tricky,
I'm pretty sure that #8 on your list is impossible.

Garrette

28th December 2006, 07:59 AM

NOW I HAVE WILLE NELSON SINGING "ALWAYS ON MY MIND" STUCK IN MY HEAD!It's a great song, and I can slay it at karaoke...

kmortis

28th December 2006, 08:29 AM

* kmortis hooks up the karaoke machine and turns it to 11

Evidence?

RandFan

28th December 2006, 01:21 PM

DAMNIT RANDFAN!

NOW I HAVE WILLE NELSON SINGING "ALWAYS ON MY MIND" STUCK IN MY HEAD!

You're doing this on purpose aren't you? Sorry, that seems to be the hardest word (http://www.eltonography.com/songs/sorry_seems_to_be_the_hardest_word.html).

Ducky

28th December 2006, 02:29 PM

Sorry, that seems to be the hardest word (http://www.eltonography.com/songs/sorry_seems_to_be_the_hardest_word.html).

That's just f***ing evil.

Paulhoff

28th December 2006, 03:07 PM

Takes this

Inky Dinky Spider
Went up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.

Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And Inky Dinky Spider
Cralwed up the spout again.

So there

Paul

:) :) :)

kmortis

28th December 2006, 04:54 PM

Fowl,
What I've found that helps is singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls or "The Barbie Song" by Aqua. They drive out any other song in your head, then your brain ejects them quickly to avoid system shut-down.