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MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 12:26 PM
Some people say the Bible is full of flaws, contradictions and inconsistencies, but in the next breath they say the Bible has been edited and 'prettied up' by translators over the centuries to make it look good.
So what I can't understand is why -if that's true - have they left all the jarring bits in instead of deleting them?
Orangutan
26th December 2006, 12:28 PM
What do you think?
JonnyFive
26th December 2006, 12:33 PM
Some people say the Bible is full of flaws, contradictions and inconsistencies, but in the next breath they say the Bible has been edited and 'prettied up' by translators over the centuries to make it look good.
So what I can't understand is why -if that's true - have they left all the jarring bits in instead of deleting them?
So what's your argument? Are you saying that the Bible is full of flaws, contradictions, and inconsistencies? Are you saying that the Bible was "prettied up" to make it look better?
And why do you believe these two things to be mutually exclusive?
Part of the issue that some people (including me) have with the Bible is the inconsistency between the claimed qualities of the Christian God (all-loving and all-merciful come to mind), versus the behaviors attributed to that God, such as burning whole cities because of their sins, condemning people to the lake of fire for enternity for disbelieving, and requiring belief in a set of ancient stories with no supporting evidence as a prerequesite for not burning forever.
Yes, I know I'm over-simplifying the issues with the Bible, but your argument seems very simplistic. The issue isn't only with the textual problems with the Bible, but with the philosophical inconsistencies it raises.
But I'm sure there are plenty of "outs" to these issues. You know, God is mysterious and we can't understand him at all. Too bad that opens a whole new can of worms regarding the validity of any human theology. Oh well.
Ducky
26th December 2006, 12:33 PM
Why do you want others to think for you?
Come up with a premise. Research that premise. Analyze the data. Correct premise if needed based on evidence.
That last part is the hardest for believers.
Orangutan
26th December 2006, 12:39 PM
Why do you want others to think for you?
Well I expect that's how his knowledge has so far been imparted. Authority figures telling him what and how to think. He's posted here 10 time's already, and has a certain 'Jack Chick'-ness to his posts, as though quoting the Bible is all the authority he needs. He's seen other people do it so why not him?
Edit: Sorry Mick I forgot to welcome you. Hi Welcome. If you can come up with an interesting argument you will find plenty here to discuss it with you. But using the circular argument of The Bible is true because the bible says it's true won't get you very far, they're a pretty tough crowd.
Ducky
26th December 2006, 12:42 PM
Well I expect that's how his knowledge has so far been imparted. Authority figures telling him what and how to think. He's posted here 10 time's already, and has a certain 'Jack Chick'-ness to his posts, as though quoting the Bible is all the authority he needs. He's seen other people do it so why not him?
In that case, it is now his turn to think for himself.
OK Mick:
State your premise. Support it with evidence (empirical would be nice) and then discuss.
We will analyze your proposition and evidence for you.
Remember not to ignore any evidence in order to make it fit the premise.
MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 12:45 PM
What do you think?
I tend to think the bible has come down to us unchanged over the centuries warts and all because all the jarring bits have been left in.
For example if it wanted to make Jesus look good, it wouldn't have said some of his miracles apparently flopped -
"..he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief" (Matt 13:58 )
And There's no attempt to cover up the fact Moses was a murderer -
"One day, after Moses had grown up, he went out to where his own people were and watched them at their hard labor. He saw an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, one of his own people. Glancing this way and that and seeing no one, he killed the Egyptian and hid him in the sand" (Exodus 2:11)
In fact many prophets certainly weren't role models and the Bible doesn't try to pretend otherwise, even Jesus wasn't much to look at -"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him" (Isaiah 53:2)
And Paul was nothing to write home about -
"For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful, but his appearance is unimpressive, and he speaks poorly" (2 Cor 10:10)
And Moses admitted to being unable to think on his feet- "O Lord, I have never been eloquent, i'm slow of speech and tongue." (Exodus 4:10)
And Jonah was so scared he refused pointblank to be a prophet and jumped on a ship to escape, bad call - "Jonah ran away from the Lord and headed for Tarshish." (Jonah 1:3)
And young Jeremiah tried to talk his way out of the job - "Lord i'm no good at speaking, i'm too young and people won't take me seriously" (Jer 1:6)
And even Jesus's human half showed fear - "Oh God I don't want to die tomorrow, get me out of it if you can" (Matt 26:42)
The moral of all this? - many Biblical people were as ordinary as you and me..
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JonnyFive
26th December 2006, 12:51 PM
The moral of all this? - many Biblical people were as ordinary as you and me.
All right, that's certainly true.
Now, why does the God of the Bible show so many human characteristics? God is described as becoming angry and vengful, wiping out humanity because they were "sinful", or banishing humanity from paradise for disobeying him.
So, then, why is God also described as being merciful and graceful? Using the standard definition of mercy, a perfectly merciful being would forgive a human rather than condemn them to eternal torment for not believing. A merciful God, again using the standard definition of the word "mercy", would not allow humanity to suffer for a simple mistake.
But, I suppose, there is a special definition of the word "mercy" that applies only to God.
If not, then you have to admit that the Biblical God is hardly a perfect being. He is often quite murderous, blood thirsty, unforgiving, petty, and cruel. Granted, he also displays love, kindness, mercy, and grace... but those are human qualities as well.
How is the God of the Bible any better than the humans of the Bible? Because he has more power? Because he can save you from eternal torment (that he created, but never mind that) if you put blind faith in him?
KingMerv00
26th December 2006, 12:52 PM
I tend to think the bible has come down to us unchanged over the centuries warts and all because all the jarring bits have been left in.
For example if it wanted to make Jesus look good, it wouldn't have said some of his miracles apparently flopped -
"..he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief" (Matt 13:58 )
And There's no attempt to cover up the fact Moses was a murderer -
"One day, after Moses had grown up, he went out to where his own people were and watched them at their hard labor. He saw an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, one of his own people. Glancing this way and that and seeing no one, he killed the Egyptian and hid him in the sand" (Exodus 2:11)
In fact many prophets certainly weren't role models and the Bible doesn't try to pretend otherwise, even Jesus wasn't much to look at -"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him" (Isaiah 53:2)
And Paul was nothing to write home about -
"For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful, but his appearance is unimpressive, and he speaks poorly" (2 Cor 10:10)
And Moses admitted to being unable to think on his feet- "O Lord, I have never been eloquent, i'm slow of speech and tongue." (Exodus 4:10)
And Jonah was so scared he refused pointblank to be a prophet and jumped on a ship to escape, bad call - "Jonah ran away from the Lord and headed for Tarshish." (Jonah 1:3)
And young Jeremiah tried to talk his way out of the job - "Lord i'm no good at speaking, i'm too young and people won't take me seriously" (Jer 1:6)
And even Jesus's human half showed fear - "Oh God I don't want to die tomorrow, get me out of it if you can" (Matt 26:42)
The moral of all this? - many Biblical people were as ordinary as you and me..
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Seems like a no-win proposition for Christianity. Either the Bible was edited heavily and therefore isn't divine truth or it left in "jarring bits" that are revolting. Why should we follow the teachings of murderers or their murderous God?
Orangutan
26th December 2006, 01:00 PM
Thank's Mick, You are doing very well, you are at least questioning why that stuff would have been left in there.
My personal belief is that the Bible is a mish-mash of varying tales, the jarring inconsistencies come from the mish-mash of tales. also the tales were told in a time where some of the stuff we find awful now was pretty ok by the standards back then. "Killed somebody!!! oh it was only an Egyptian, no bother".
So do you believe that the Bible is anything more than a bunch of tales some of which may have merit and can teach us about human nature?
fuelair
26th December 2006, 02:12 PM
Have you checked his other threads - he has started several and all I have seen are Jesus something or other. I begin (well, began - about three posts ago) to smell Troll.
KingMerv00
26th December 2006, 02:13 PM
Have you checked his other threads - he has started several and all I have seen are Jesus something or other. I begin (well, began - about three posts ago) to smell Troll.
How can you tell the difference between a troll and a true believer?
MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 02:29 PM
Now, why does the God of the Bible show so many human characteristics? God is described as becoming angry and vengful, wiping out humanity because they were "sinful", or banishing humanity from paradise for disobeying him
Let's get away from the idea of God being a 'person'..
If we regard the earth and the universe as a vast delicate dream-web in which we're all embedded, things begin to fall into place...The normal state of the web is stable, but if people in one area pluck it by radiating nonchristian vibes, it begins jangling and triggers earthquakes and calamities over its whole surface.
Dreams and webs are very fragile things..
Ducky
26th December 2006, 02:32 PM
Let's get away from the idea of God being a 'person'..
If we regard the earth and the universe as a vast delicate dream-web in which we're all embedded, things begin to fall into place...The normal state of the web is stable, but if people in one area pluck it by radiating nonchristian vibes, it begins jangling and triggers earthquakes and calamities over its whole surface.
Dreams and webs are very fragile things..
Evasion noted through strawman. The rest of the post is meaningless psuedo-scientific babble.
MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 02:40 PM
So do you believe that the Bible is anything more than a bunch of tales some of which may have merit and can teach us about human nature?
Remember the bible isn't just one book, it's 66 which form a fascinating catalogue of human close encounters with an invisible entity throughout many centuries,heck there are even UFO's, aliens, giants, ghosts, dragons and dinosaurs etc in there..
So to dismiss all 66 would look a bit silly, hey we could turn it into a line-dance song.. :)
"Go red in the face,splutter and spout,
stamp that li'l old foot, frown and pout, yee-haw" ;)
Chorus -
Genesis- NOT TRUE!
Exodus- NOT TRUE!
Leviticus- NOT TRUE!
Numbers- NOT TRUE!
Deuteronomy- NOT TRUE!
Joshua- NOT TRUE!
Judges- NOT TRUE!
Ruth- NOT TRUE!
1 Samuel- NOT TRUE!
2 Samuel- NOT TRUE!
1 Kings- NOT TRUE!
2 Kings- NOT TRUE!
1 Chronicles- NOT TRUE!
2 Chronicles- NOT TRUE!
Ezra- NOT TRUE!
Nehemiah- NOT TRUE!
Esther- NOT TRUE!
Job- NOT TRUE!
Psalms- NOT TRUE!
Proverbs- NOT TRUE!
Ecclesiastes- NOT TRUE!
Song of Solomon- NOT TRUE!
Isaiah- NOT TRUE!
Jeremiah- NOT TRUE!
Lamentations- NOT TRUE!
Ezekiel- NOT TRUE!
Daniel- NOT TRUE!
Hosea- NOT TRUE!
Joel- NOT TRUE!
Amos- NOT TRUE!
Obadiah- NOT TRUE!
Jonah- NOT TRUE!
Micah- NOT TRUE!
Nahum- NOT TRUE!
Habakkuk- NOT TRUE!
Zephaniah- NOT TRUE!
Haggai- NOT TRUE!
Zecharia- NOT TRUE!
Malachi- NOT TRUE!
Matthew- NOT TRUE!
Mark- NOT TRUE!
Luke- NOT TRUE!
John- NOT TRUE!
The Acts- NOT TRUE!
Romans- NOT TRUE!
1 Corinthians- NOT TRUE!
2 Corinthians- NOT TRUE!
Galatians- NOT TRUE!
Ephesians- NOT TRUE!
Phillipians- NOT TRUE!
Colossians- NOT TRUE!
1 Thessalonians- NOT TRUE!
2 Thessalonians- NOT TRUE!
1 Timothy- NOT TRUE!
2 Timothy- NOT TRUE!
Titus- NOT TRUE!
Philemon- NOT TRUE!
Hebrews- NOT TRUE!
James- NOT TRUE!
1 Peter- NOT TRUE!
2 Peter- NOT TRUE!
1 John- NOT TRUE!
2 John- NOT TRUE!
3 John- NOT TRUE!
Jude- NOT TRUE!
Revelation- NOT TRUE!
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MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 02:47 PM
Come up with a premise. Research that premise. Analyze the data. Correct premise if needed based on evidence.
That last part is the hardest for believers.
Ha ha ha, Jesus said none of us weak-minded humans can see the Big Picture and I fully accept that and admit I don't know everything.. ;)
Jesus said:-
"You hardly believe me when I tell you earthly things,so how would you believe me if I told you heavenly things?" (John 3:12)
MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 02:50 PM
Have you checked his other threads - he has started several and all I have seen are Jesus something or other. I begin (well, began - about three posts ago) to smell Troll.
But this is the religion section so its inevitable the name Jesus will crop up now and again, sorry if it makes you feel uncomfortable.. ;)
Phil
26th December 2006, 02:51 PM
Let's get away from the idea of God being a 'person'..
If we regard the earth and the universe as a vast delicate dream-web in which we're all embedded, things begin to fall into place...The normal state of the web is stable, but if people in one area pluck it by radiating nonchristian vibes, it begins jangling and triggers earthquakes and calamities over its whole surface.
Dreams and webs are very fragile things..
We can regard the Earth and universe as a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane if it makes you feel better, but things don't fall into any place other those dictated by natural processes, regardless of what kind of vibe people are radiating.
Kopji
26th December 2006, 02:52 PM
Some people say the Bible is full of flaws, contradictions and inconsistencies, but in the next breath they say the Bible has been edited and 'prettied up' by translators over the centuries to make it look good.
So what I can't understand is why -if that's true - have they left all the jarring bits in instead of deleting them?
We don't all really agree that the Bible looks all that good. Many of us would probably stop after the word 'edited'.
And maybe the honest answer is that the Bible editors saw nothing wrong with slavery, murder or torture in the service of God. There was no reason to remove anything.
And cheer up, billions of people around the world still believe in traditional Biblical morals.
HappyDance
26th December 2006, 02:59 PM
Wasn't this guy suspended yesterday, under a different name? I call sock puppet.
What was that name again? FlimFlam? RamJet? Troy? Oh, now I remember: JamRan.
L
Spindrift
26th December 2006, 03:22 PM
Ha ha ha, Jesus said none of us weak-minded humans can see the Big Picture and I fully accept that and admit I don't know everything.. ;)
Jesus said:-
"You hardly believe me when I tell you earthly things,so how would you believe me if I told you heavenly things?" (John 3:12)
That's a mighty convenient out to any argument isn't it?
"You can't understand the Big Picture so you'll just have to believe the tripe I'm shoveling at you."
Forty-Two
26th December 2006, 03:27 PM
Remember the bible isn't just one book, it's 66 which form a fascinating catalogue of human close encounters with an invisible entity throughout many centuries,heck there are even UFO's, aliens, giants, ghosts, dragons and dinosaurs etc in there..
So to dismiss all 66 would look a bit silly, hey we could turn it into a line-dance song.. :)
"Go red in the face,splutter and spout,
stamp that li'l old foot, frown and pout, yee-haw" ;)
Chorus -
Genesis- NOT TRUE!
Exodus- NOT TRUE!
Leviticus- NOT TRUE!
Numbers- NOT TRUE!
Deuteronomy- NOT TRUE!
Joshua- NOT TRUE!
Judges- NOT TRUE!
Ruth- NOT TRUE!
1 Samuel- NOT TRUE!
2 Samuel- NOT TRUE!
1 Kings- NOT TRUE!
2 Kings- NOT TRUE!
1 Chronicles- NOT TRUE!
2 Chronicles- NOT TRUE!
Ezra- NOT TRUE!
Nehemiah- NOT TRUE!
Esther- NOT TRUE!
Job- NOT TRUE!
Psalms- NOT TRUE!
Proverbs- NOT TRUE!
Ecclesiastes- NOT TRUE!
Song of Solomon- NOT TRUE!
Isaiah- NOT TRUE!
Jeremiah- NOT TRUE!
Lamentations- NOT TRUE!
Ezekiel- NOT TRUE!
Daniel- NOT TRUE!
Hosea- NOT TRUE!
Joel- NOT TRUE!
Amos- NOT TRUE!
Obadiah- NOT TRUE!
Jonah- NOT TRUE!
Micah- NOT TRUE!
Nahum- NOT TRUE!
Habakkuk- NOT TRUE!
Zephaniah- NOT TRUE!
Haggai- NOT TRUE!
Zecharia- NOT TRUE!
Malachi- NOT TRUE!
Matthew- NOT TRUE!
Mark- NOT TRUE!
Luke- NOT TRUE!
John- NOT TRUE!
The Acts- NOT TRUE!
Romans- NOT TRUE!
1 Corinthians- NOT TRUE!
2 Corinthians- NOT TRUE!
Galatians- NOT TRUE!
Ephesians- NOT TRUE!
Phillipians- NOT TRUE!
Colossians- NOT TRUE!
1 Thessalonians- NOT TRUE!
2 Thessalonians- NOT TRUE!
1 Timothy- NOT TRUE!
2 Timothy- NOT TRUE!
Titus- NOT TRUE!
Philemon- NOT TRUE!
Hebrews- NOT TRUE!
James- NOT TRUE!
1 Peter- NOT TRUE!
2 Peter- NOT TRUE!
1 John- NOT TRUE!
2 John- NOT TRUE!
3 John- NOT TRUE!
Jude- NOT TRUE!
Revelation- NOT TRUE!
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I wasn't sure whether our friend here was sincerely confused or a genuine troll until this post. Even the staunchest of Biblical literalists know that Song of Solomon is poetry; the characters are archetypes and their actions did not actually occur, so indeed it is "NOT TRUE!"
As for the others, I could sit here and write out how and to what degree each book of the bible is "NOT TRUE!", but frankly I doubt your sincerity and therefore won't waste time and energy on such a futile task.
KingMerv00
26th December 2006, 03:29 PM
Remember the bible isn't just one book, it's 66 which form a fascinating catalogue of human close encounters with an invisible entity throughout many centuries,heck there are even UFO's, aliens, giants, ghosts, dragons and dinosaurs etc in there..
So to dismiss all 66 would look a bit silly, hey we could turn it into a line-dance song.. :)
"Go red in the face,splutter and spout,
stamp that li'l old foot, frown and pout, yee-haw" ;)
Chorus -
Genesis- NOT TRUE!
Exodus- NOT TRUE!
Leviticus- NOT TRUE!
Numbers- NOT TRUE!
Deuteronomy- NOT TRUE!
Joshua- NOT TRUE!
Judges- NOT TRUE!
Ruth- NOT TRUE!
1 Samuel- NOT TRUE!
2 Samuel- NOT TRUE!
1 Kings- NOT TRUE!
2 Kings- NOT TRUE!
1 Chronicles- NOT TRUE!
2 Chronicles- NOT TRUE!
Ezra- NOT TRUE!
Nehemiah- NOT TRUE!
Esther- NOT TRUE!
Job- NOT TRUE!
Psalms- NOT TRUE!
Proverbs- NOT TRUE!
Ecclesiastes- NOT TRUE!
Song of Solomon- NOT TRUE!
Isaiah- NOT TRUE!
Jeremiah- NOT TRUE!
Lamentations- NOT TRUE!
Ezekiel- NOT TRUE!
Daniel- NOT TRUE!
Hosea- NOT TRUE!
Joel- NOT TRUE!
Amos- NOT TRUE!
Obadiah- NOT TRUE!
Jonah- NOT TRUE!
Micah- NOT TRUE!
Nahum- NOT TRUE!
Habakkuk- NOT TRUE!
Zephaniah- NOT TRUE!
Haggai- NOT TRUE!
Zecharia- NOT TRUE!
Malachi- NOT TRUE!
Matthew- NOT TRUE!
Mark- NOT TRUE!
Luke- NOT TRUE!
John- NOT TRUE!
The Acts- NOT TRUE!
Romans- NOT TRUE!
1 Corinthians- NOT TRUE!
2 Corinthians- NOT TRUE!
Galatians- NOT TRUE!
Ephesians- NOT TRUE!
Phillipians- NOT TRUE!
Colossians- NOT TRUE!
1 Thessalonians- NOT TRUE!
2 Thessalonians- NOT TRUE!
1 Timothy- NOT TRUE!
2 Timothy- NOT TRUE!
Titus- NOT TRUE!
Philemon- NOT TRUE!
Hebrews- NOT TRUE!
James- NOT TRUE!
1 Peter- NOT TRUE!
2 Peter- NOT TRUE!
1 John- NOT TRUE!
2 John- NOT TRUE!
3 John- NOT TRUE!
Jude- NOT TRUE!
Revelation- NOT TRUE!
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From adherants.com:
Qur'an
Sunnah (from hadith)
Nahjul Balagha
Avesta
Vedas
Upanishads
Bhagavad Gita (in the Mahabharata)
various Puranas
Tantras (including Kularnava Tantra)
sutras, and their commentaries
Vachanas
Adi Granth
Purvas
Tattvarthasutra
Other separate books of Jain Canon(Sanmatitarka, Gomattasara, Jayadhavala, Adipurana, Dvatrimshika, Aptamimamsa, Mulacara, Ratnakarandasravakacara, Sagaradharmamrita)
Pali Tripitaka
Jataka stories (semi-canonical)
Visuddimagga or Path of Purification (semi-cannonical)
Questions of King Milinda (semi-cannonical)
Chinese Tripitaka
Tibetan Tripitaka
Lotus Sutra (Saddharma-Pundarika)
Sukhavativyuha Sutras
Meditation on Buddha Amitayus (Amitayur Dhyana Sutra)
Garland Sutra (Avatamsaka Sutra)
Perfection of Wisdom in Eight Thousand Lines (Astasahasrika Prajnaparamita Sutra)
Sutra of Hui Neng (Platform Sutra)
Lankavatara Sutra
Mahaparinirvana Sutra; Surangama Sutra Buddha; Golden Light Sutra (Suvarnaprabhasottama)
writings of Nagarjuna, Shantideva, Aryadeva, Vasubandhu, Dharmakirti, Gyalwa Longchenpa, Sakya Pandita, Milarepa, and Lama Tsongkhapa
Mulamadhyamaka Karika and Precious Garland
Guide to the Bodhisattva's Way of Life (Bodhisattvacharyavatara)
Hevajra Tantra; Kalacakra Tantra; Guhyasamaja Tantra
Tibetan Book of the Dead (Bardo Thodol)
Five Classics: Book of Songs; Book of History; Spring and Autumn Annals; Book of Ritual; I Ching (Book of Changes)
Four Books: Analects; the Great Learning; the Doctrine of the Mean; the Mencius
Tao Te Ching
Chuang-tzu
Treatise on Response and Retribution (T'ai-Shang Kan-Ying P'ien)
Tract of the Quiet Way (Yin Chih Wen)
Kojiki
Nihon Shoki
K-oki
Ofudesaki
Mikagura-uta
Michi-no-Shiori
Johrei
Goseigen
Nectarean Shower of Holy Doctrines
Song of the Angel
Holy Sutra for Spiritual Healing
Divine Teachings of Kyososama
Chun Boo Kyung
Gleanings from the Writings of Baha'u'llah
Book of Certitude (Kitab-i-Iqan)
Hidden Words of Baha'u'llah
Epistle to the Son of the Wolf
Book of Mormon
Doctrine and Covenants
Pearl of Great Price
Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures
Dianetics
It would just be silly to think they were all NOT TRUE.
KingMerv00
26th December 2006, 03:49 PM
As for the others, I could sit here and write out how and to what degree each book of the bible is "NOT TRUE!", but frankly I doubt your sincerity and therefore won't waste time and energy on such a futile task.
Pointless too. The Gospels the the same story 4 times so if one is "NOT TRUE!", the are all "NOT TRUE!"
Also, Revelations is about the future so it can't be true in principle. At least not yet.
grayman
26th December 2006, 04:20 PM
Wasn't this guy suspended yesterday, under a different name? I call sock puppet.
What was that name again? FlimFlam? RamJet? Troy? Oh, now I remember: JamRan.
L
Nah, this one's more entertaining.
But let's wait and see if he starts using the LARGE COLOR text
Ladewig
26th December 2006, 06:22 PM
Remember the bible isn't just one book, it's 66 which form a fascinating catalogue of human close encounters with an invisible entity throughout many centuries,heck there are even ... and dinosaurs etc in there..
There are dinosaurs in the Bible?
MickinEngland
26th December 2006, 07:23 PM
There are dinosaurs in the Bible?
Nobody can be absolutely certain, but check out this baby -
Job ch 40 -
"See now behemoth, which I made along with you; he eats grass as an ox.
his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moves his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lies under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
See, he drinks up a river, and hastes not: he trusts that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He takes it with his eyes: his nose pierces through snares"
Ducky
26th December 2006, 07:43 PM
Nobody can be absolutely certain, but check out this baby -
Job ch 40 -
"See now behemoth, which I made along with you; he eats grass as an ox.
his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moves his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lies under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
See, he drinks up a river, and hastes not: he trusts that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He takes it with his eyes: his nose pierces through snares"
You got Dinosaur from that eh?
What am I saying, you think a picture of a white guy is Jesus (posted earlier) so it is safe to say critical thinking is not your forte.
DangerousBeliefs
26th December 2006, 08:45 PM
Let's get away from the idea of God being a 'person'..
If we regard the earth and the universe as a vast delicate dream-web in which we're all embedded, things begin to fall into place...The normal state of the web is stable, but if people in one area pluck it by radiating nonchristian vibes, it begins jangling and triggers earthquakes and calamities over its whole surface.
Dreams and webs are very fragile things..
So you're saying that God causes earthquakes to punish the non-believers... and at the same time, kills innocent believers?
I want no part in such a satanic being.
Zep
26th December 2006, 10:03 PM
Genesis, Ch1919:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
19:31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
19:33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. The Seduction of Lot
19:35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:36 [B]Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.Great stuff from the OT, Mick. Think God ordains this?
clarsct
26th December 2006, 10:43 PM
Ok, here goes:
1) God is all-benevolent. In other words, He is all good, and he cares about us, specifically, and the world, in general.
2) God is all powerful
3) God is all present
4) God is all knowing
5) Evil exists.
You see, number 5 in the problem; The Problem of Evil.
IF God is all knowing, then he knows about evil. IF God is all present, then He is there when evil occurs. IF God is all powerful, then he has the ability to stop evil. IF god is all benevolent, then he has impetus to stop evil.
Whence, then, comes evil?
cyborg
27th December 2006, 04:08 AM
Wasn't this guy suspended yesterday, under a different name? I call sock puppet.
What was that name again? FlimFlam? RamJet? Troy? Oh, now I remember: JamRan.
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This ain't Troy. Style is far too different and it is quite beyond Troy's abilities to change style in such a way.
JonnyFive
27th December 2006, 06:32 AM
Let's get away from the idea of God being a 'person'..
You are evading my concern. I did not say that the Christian God is a person. I am saying that, according to your holy book, God displays many human characteristics. Why is that? Why is the God you describe as being perfect, all-knowing, all-loving, all-seeing, all-powerful, etc., etc. so prone to fits of rage, violence, hatred, wrath, pettiness, and an almost childlike obsession with our belief in him (in a very specific way)?
Please tell me why this is. I would really prefer that you not use the old "God is mysterious" escape hatch, but actually attempt to explain this to me in a logical and coherent way. Please don't go on about vibrations and webs and dreams unless you have something of substance to support those suppositions.
Elizabeth I
27th December 2006, 06:10 PM
Help me out...
I'd love to. Which way did you come in?
Gord_in_Toronto
27th December 2006, 07:28 PM
I'd love to. Which way did you come in?
Bugger. I had just copied "Help me out.. " from the OP and was quickly reading to the last message in the thread to post the same response and I see you've beaten me to it! :mad:
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