Predict a Saddam Conspiracy!

[Dr. Lao]

If all goes well, Saddam will be worm food in a few short hours.

But, why wait? You know there will be a grand conspiracy theory about his death, so why not try to predict them ahead of time.

I'm thinking, "we killed his double, he is alive in (insert country here)"

or, "the joos killed him last year, they are just thawing out his body now"

or, "its a false flag operation to cover up (insert loony CT)"

Get the jump on CT's now!:D

[afinemadness]

The one I am already hearing is he is being killed to keep him silent. If he lives and tells what he knows the US government will fall. I believe the thought is he is such a truthful man that we will just have to believe everything he says.

[jhunter1163]

It's obvious. The NWO could not lose such a valuable asset, so he'll undergo some plastic surgery and be placed in a high position in the new Iraqi government. Of course, they'll display a wax dummy of him showing that he was "executed", but that'll be a hoax. I'll bet that within the first six months of 2007, a previously unknown "minister" will appear in a very high position in the Iraqi government (Oil Minister, perhaps). This will enable the sooper seekrit NWO to maintain their stranglehold on Iraq's oil wealth.

[JimBenArm]

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[Dr. Lao]

I hear that he has a lunch date next week with the Ceaucescau's, Pol Pot, Turkmenbashi and Pinochet.


Of course, said meeting will be in Hell, Curt Cobain will be their waiter.

[Horatius]

Of course, they'll display a wax dummy of him showing that he was "executed", but that'll be a hoax.

Without a doubt, every picture or video of him before and after will be declared a fake by someone. I'll put $5 on it being Killtown.

I'm also giving odds on them saying he was executed over the New Years' weekend so that the "sheeple" would be to drunk and stoned to notice the clues that gave away the hoax.

The whole "wax dummy" claim will be vigorously countered by some who say they actually executed one of his look-alikes, and they'll claim they're motivated by a desire for justice for this poor anonymous Saddam-clone.

Come to think of it, I'll bet that someone claims they executed a clone! Because the NWO has biotech stuff 3,987 years more advanced than what they "let" us have.

[60hzxtl]

They are waiting before they execute him so that Dylan Avery can arrive with his camera, and get the air tight story from him.

After all, when they cornered killed Uday and Qusay Hussein there were nuts who claimed they were doubles.

Now for the Fidel pool. . .

[chipmunk stew]

Curt Cobain will be their waiter.
Heretic!


...He'll be their tormentor...and he'll have descended from Heaven to play the part...

[defaultdotxbe]

i saw a rant on how the US is imposing their laws and structure on the new iraqi government and preventing saddams case from being in appeals for years and years

but isnt that self debunking? arent lengthy and pintless appeals an american invention?

[jhunter1163]

They are waiting before they execute him so that Dylan Avery can arrive with his camera, and get the air tight story from him.

After all, when they cornered killed Uday and Qusay Hussein there were nuts who claimed they were doubles.

Now for the Fidel pool. . .

I'm setting the over/under on Fidel at April 1. Any takers?

[DarkMagician]

It's the Jagan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ban_Mido). I swear, I've been in a trance for months.

[chipmunk stew]

Without a doubt, every picture or video of him before and after will be declared a fake by someone. I'll put $5 on it being Killtown.

I'm also giving odds on them saying he was executed over the New Years' weekend so that the "sheeple" would be to drunk and stoned to notice the clues that gave away the hoax.

The whole "wax dummy" claim will be vigorously countered by some who say they actually executed one of his look-alikes, and they'll claim they're motivated by a desire for justice for this poor anonymous Saddam-clone.

Come to think of it, I'll bet that someone claims they executed a clone! Because the NWO has biotech stuff 3,987 years more advanced than what they "let" us have.
Clearly, this is another psy-op. The execution will be just believable enough to fool the sheeple, but They'll insert enough conflicting red herring anomalies to sow confusion among the Truth Patriots, causing further division within The Movement--Waxers vs. Cloners vs. Look-Alikers.

[defaultdotxbe]

It's the Jagan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ban_Mido). I swear, I've been in a trance for months.
pfft, Hiei (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiei_%28YuYu_Hakusho%29) is better :P

[60hzxtl]

OK, I say Sadam is cold, but the public will not know until after the market closes today. How'my doin on a CT?

[ConspiRaider]

The "Saddam" we're all seeing is not the real McCoy. In fact, by reversing the polarity of a Beam Weapon you can hologram World Dictators with ease. What we see is an apparition.

The ACTUAL Saddam was shot by Dick Cheney near Corpus Christi last February. They flew him in under cover of night, taunted him, dressed him in a giant Quail costume (really an altered San Diego Chicken outfit) and then set him loose in the wilds of Texas. He had a 12-hour head start. Rich White Politicians were then issued guns, girls and grub - and the game was afoot.

Saddam was able to elude the Capitalists for awhile, hiding in holes and suburban houses and caverns. But in a brilliant stroke, Dick Cheney smoked Saddam out of his cave by shouting: "Look guys, I found some Kuwaiti oil!"

Saddam's big Quail head popped up out of his hastily dug hole, and Quick-Draw Dick picked him off. Dead bang. He was buried in his own hidey hole, with his tail feathers sticking out of the ground.

The Corporatists, bellowing with laughter, straggled back to camp, called up a lawyer buddy, told him to cut himself really badly shaving, and then paid him off to spin this "errant shotgun blast" story from his hospital bed.

So, tomorrow, or today - they'll be hanging a hologram.

[defaultdotxbe]

Rich White Politicians were then issued guns, girls and grub - and the game was afoot.
no way any rich white politicians would bother hunting saddam (or anything) when theirs girls around

DEBUNKED!

[Kiwiwriter]

Saddam is not dead, nor is he going to die. One of his many doubles will get the necktie party.

Saddam Hussein is a CIA/NWO/Zionist plant and dupe, designed to distract attention from their nefarious plans to establish the Satanic/Masonic/UN dictatorship. The entire Iraqi War, like the 9/11 bombing, is a fraud.

Saddam is now living in Switzerland, at the same mansion that is housing John F. Kennedy, Elvis Presley, and Lee Harvey Oswald.

The mastermind of the entire scheme is J. Edgar Hoover, who staged his own death in 1972. He is actually still alive, and controlling operations from the secret HQ at Mount Weather, to avoid being seen. Using OUIJA boards and Masonic/Jewish rituals, he is taking orders from Satan himself.

However, as I, and I alone have the solution to this mystery, the New World Order's nefarious schemes can be defeated by sending cash or checks (made out to cash) directly to me. :D

[PerryLogan]

Is anyone worried we might be giving the Truthers ideas? Have they in fact outsmarted us, maneuvering us into writing their best material?

After the Iraqi invasion, when Saddam was missing, Alex Jones said he'd been taken to Cuba. No sources were cited.

Maybe Alex will come back with that one, and say they killed a double. Amazing the way these doubles go to their deaths so willingly. My doubles won't even give me the time of day.

[60hzxtl]

Give those guys ideas? Nah, all the money I've wasted on booze and drugs, those guys can be that way for nothing!

I'm putting a necktie on now in anticipation!

[chipmunk stew]

Is anyone worried we might be giving the Truthers ideas? Have they in fact outsmarted us, maneuvering us into writing their best material?
Sadly, no. Try as I might, they always exceed my limitations and come up with something much better. It's a kind of genius that only the most faithful possess.

[tsig]

Is anyone worried we might be giving the Truthers ideas? Have they in fact outsmarted us, maneuvering us into writing their best material?

After the Iraqi invasion, when Saddam was missing, Alex Jones said he'd been taken to Cuba. No sources were cited.

Maybe Alex will come back with that one, and say they killed a double. Amazing the way these doubles go to their deaths so willingly. My doubles won't even give me the time of day.

Do you-all really think that the guy they pulled out of the tunnel was Saddadm.

It's been a false- flag from the start.

I have the raw evidence and know where the c4 goes.

And don't you eat no yellow snow!

[JamesB]

Has anyone mentioned clones yet?

[ConspiRaider]

The mastermind of the entire scheme is J. Edgar Hoover, who staged his own death in 1972. He is actually still alive, and controlling operations from the secret HQ at Mount Weather, to avoid being seen. Using OUIJA boards and Masonic/Jewish rituals, he is taking orders from Satan himself.

However, as I, and I alone have the solution to this mystery, the New World Order's nefarious schemes can be defeated by sending cash or checks (made out to cash) directly to me. :D
Check's in the mail, Kiwi. And as the New Leader of the New World Order, I look forward to your first 100 hours in office, and therefore I augment the original 10 Kiwi Decrees that I had listed in another post, with 10 more:

1. Destruction of Wikipedia, replace with Kiwipedia.
2. Change the Constitution to: Kiwi the People, in order to form a more perfect union...
3. New National Fruit: Kiwi
4. New National Anthem to be written by Francis Scott Kiwi.
5. New National Movie: Kiwiblanca
6. QWERTY keyboard to be replaced by BIRDY kiwiboard.
7. New National Church to be built called The Crystal Kiwithedral.
8. All Wiccans to be converted to Kiwiccans.
9. New School Curriculum for grades Kiwi through 12.
10. Next U.S. President: Kiwi Herman
11. Official Presidential Book: My Pet Kiwi
12. Official Winter Sports Organization: National Hockiwi League
13. New Children's Mascot: The Cookiwi Monster
14. Official Movie for The Insane: One Flew Over The Kiwi's Nest
15. Official Department Store: KiwiMart
16. New Political Party: Demokiwirats
17. Official TV Series: Amerikiwian Idol
18. Pluto's New Status: Kiwiuiper Belt Object
19. National Spy Organization: Kiwi-I-A
20. New Holiday Greeting: Merry Kiwistmas!

[JimBenArm]

Has anyone mentioned clones yet?

Don't start with them, can't trust 'em with their big, red noses and floppy shoes.

Oh, you said clones!

Carry on!

Although the above would be a good description of my clone.

[Horatius]

Has anyone mentioned clones yet?

Yes. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2213734#post2213734)

[ConspiRaider]

Don't start with them, can't trust 'em with their big, red noses and floppy shoes.

Oh, you said clones!

Carry on!

Although the above would be a good description of my clone.
Send in the clowns. Hurry, they've been in that little automobile all day and just before getting stuffed inside, they dined on stuffed cabbage and Guinness.

OT: (serious) The USS Minneapolis-St. Paul just lost 2 sub sailors over in Devon, 2 others in bad shape. Washed off the deck - tethered - but battered by the sea. Yet another reminder of just how rigorous military life is, how dangerous.

[JimBenArm]

Send in the clowns. Hurry, they've been in that little automobile all day and just before getting stuffed inside, they dined on stuffed cabbage and Guinness.

OT: (serious) The USS Minneapolis-St. Paul just lost 2 sub sailors over in Devon, 2 others in bad shape. Washed off the deck - tethered - but battered by the sea. Yet another reminder of just how rigorous military life is, how dangerous.

Thanks for letting me know about this. Not many details yet at http://www.thesubreport.com but they'll keep it updated.

[thatguywhojuggles]

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/12/29/africa/ME_GEN_Jordan_Saddam_Lawyers.php

AMMAN, Jordan: Lawyers representing Saddam Hussein reported Friday that the condemned former leader was no longer in U.S. custody, but an Iraqi official in Baghdad denied the transfer of control.

The physical hand-over of Saddam to Iraqi authorities was believed to be one of the last steps before he was to be hanged, although the lawyers' statement did not specifically say Saddam was in Iraqi hands.

"A few minutes ago we received correspondence from the Americans saying that President Saddam Hussein is no longer under the control of U.S. forces," according to the statement faxed to The Associated Press.

This is where the funny business will happen in the CT. Notice above Sadam is no longer in US control, and he hasn't been handed over to Iraq yet. He is in limboland -- where he will undoubtedly create his clone and escape.

[tube]

Saddam's death will complete the Metaphysical Trilogy of Death following the deaths of James Brown and Gerald Ford.

[Redtail]

Saddam will show up in Tupac's new video in a bling encrusted hot tub surrounded by booty dancers in thongs.

[SezMe]

Saddam is now living in Switzerland, at the same mansion that is housing John F. Kennedy, Elvis Presley, and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Get thee to the local 7-11 to pick up next week's World Weekly News. They will have a cover story with pics. :)

[Kiwiwriter]

Check's in the mail, Kiwi. And as the New Leader of the New World Order, I look forward to your first 100 hours in office, and therefore I augment the original 10 Kiwi Decrees that I had listed in another post, with 10 more:

1. Destruction of Wikipedia, replace with Kiwipedia.
2. Change the Constitution to: Kiwi the People, in order to form a more perfect union...
3. New National Fruit: Kiwi
4. New National Anthem to be written by Francis Scott Kiwi.
5. New National Movie: Kiwiblanca
6. QWERTY keyboard to be replaced by BIRDY kiwiboard.
7. New National Church to be built called The Crystal Kiwithedral.
8. All Wiccans to be converted to Kiwiccans.
9. New School Curriculum for grades Kiwi through 12.
10. Next U.S. President: Kiwi Herman
11. Official Presidential Book: My Pet Kiwi
12. Official Winter Sports Organization: National Hockiwi League
13. New Children's Mascot: The Cookiwi Monster
14. Official Movie for The Insane: One Flew Over The Kiwi's Nest
15. Official Department Store: KiwiMart
16. New Political Party: Demokiwirats
17. Official TV Series: Amerikiwian Idol
18. Pluto's New Status: Kiwiuiper Belt Object
19. National Spy Organization: Kiwi-I-A
20. New Holiday Greeting: Merry Kiwistmas!

That list is absolutely hilarious!

And you will be remembered with honor...after the check clears. :D

[Dr. Lao]

Been trying to talk to complete nutcases on another fourm.

My brain hurts with the ignorance.

Thank god for this place.

[Kiwiwriter]

Been trying to talk to complete nutcases on another fourm.

My brain hurts with the ignorance.

Thank god for this place.

Yeah...dealing with these nutters is like bashing your head into a wall, with the same impact. It's amazing how much energy is used maintaining stupidity, that could be used to achieve intelligence.

[Kiwiwriter]

Get thee to the local 7-11 to pick up next week's World Weekly News. They will have a cover story with pics. :)

You know it! :D

[Dr. Lao]

http://www.libertyforum.org/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=iraq_war&Number=295155728&t=-1#Post295155728

the kooks are already starting theories.

[boloboffin]

he dead

[Oliver]

he dead

Yep - seems to be confirmed (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6218485.stm)... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/violent101.gif

[Horatius]

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1932


And they're already wondering how the gubbmint can benefit....

[DiskoVilante]

Saddam is in heaven now making WMD's using a cookie making plant as a disguise for his operations.

South Park predicted this years ago and it happened!

[Oliver]

South Park predicted this years ago and it happened!

Now that´s what i call a conspiracy. These Southpark
guys seem to be pretty prophetic. :eek:

[Dr. Lao]

Then we all went out for ice cream!

[OMGturt1es]

booley already started...


Let's see.. on the WMD topic, Saddam is rumored to be executed tonight..

What's the chances that this will be videotaped?

Or will we be shown some guy in a mask being hung and then told that it's Saddam..??? Which will it be? Whatever it is, you can bet there will be another mass confusion over it..



let's wait for it now.. apparently he has been hanged

wait for the video, whenever it is released..


either we'll see a guy with a bag on his head or the video will not be clear enough to make out that it's Saddam.

I called it here first


http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1919

[The Doc]

They are planning to take the video... and put "LOOSECHANGE911.COM" on the bottom of it and post it everywhere...

Nice way to ruin your reputation...

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1935

[Mobyseven]

Saddam and George Bush are the same person, and have been since 1997.

When was the last time you saw them in the same room together???

[defaultdotxbe]

whats with them and videos? i mean jeez, sure saddam hussein was probably one of the most vile people of our generation, but for crying out loud a man died, and all they care about is seeing a video of it

[Oliver]

whats with them and videos? i mean jeez, sure saddam hussein was probably one of the most vile people of our generation, but for crying out loud a man died, and all they care about is seeing a video of it

No no - they don´t just want to see the footage,
they want to add their Website-adress to the videos
and upload them to Youtube and Google to spread
the Truth... A new way of marketing, i guess... :boggled:

[uk_dave]

Well so far they've also suggested ...

1. Writing 'truther' websites on dollar bills

2. Uploading celebrity sex videos edited to have a woowoo video start after a few seconds

3. And somehow fooling a website called 'digg' into doing something with woowoo sites so that somehow the hits on those sites is increased, apparently without anyone noticing, or something, which may, or may not, have caused digg to ban links to prisonplanet.

What these kids seem to be focusing on is pissing people off by not giving them the porn video they were expecting, or defacing the currency they are using or causing a backlash against the very sites they are trying to promote. Getting an actual message out is pretty much ignored because basically they don't have a message other that "WE are the truth movement and aren't we great?"

[Mobyseven]

thehighwaymanq (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showuser=1048):

so are we gonna get attacked again for retaliation


Blissful ignorance that Saddam wasn't convicted by an American Court of Law...?

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1932

[orphia nay]

Heh. That Saddam video idea is a great way of unwittingly getting anti-US Shi'ite hackers to bork up the LC site.

Getting an actual message out is pretty much ignored because basically they don't have a message other that "WE are the truth movement and aren't we great?"

Very true.

[uk_dave]

you do realise that your 'location', when viewed by an australian, reads that your Gorillas, monkeys and penguins all have the name 'pods'?

I believe there is significance in that, though I have yet to figure out what....over to you Killtown...

(PS - Shouldn't that be 'Guerilla'? :))

[PerryLogan]

You say "guerilla," I say "gorilla."

[orphia nay]

Hehehe, Perry.

you do realise that your 'location', when viewed by an australian, reads that your Gorillas, monkeys and penguins all have the name 'pods'?

I believe there is significance in that, though I have yet to figure out what....over to you Killtown...

(PS - Shouldn't that be 'Guerilla'? :))

Monkeys... Gorilla Group... ah, forget it. :boxedin:

I am Australian.:) Actually, I was behind someone in the supermarket the other day who was buying some biscuits called 'pods' and the pack was upside down and the word 'spod' jumped out at me. I thought, 'Cool'. But I did not make the CT connection. Well, only a bit of a flicker. A sign I have not been debating tWOOfers too long, I hope.

But really, it's a slip-up like Bush in that video which was not censored by the corrupt media... and I'm a paid NWO inside-job shill, and there were pods on the planes, and Silverstein meant 'pull the buildings' and Killtown is not insane, and... oops, there I go again, slipping up. :cool:

[einsteen]

Finally, away that bastard.

[Muckar-duva]

The "It was a clone!" side seems to be winning, and winning hard, so far.

[Arus808]

Just saw this on another forum...ala Elvis and Tupac ....
is Saddam really dead....

[JimBenArm]

The "It was a clone!" side seems to be winning, and winning hard, so far.

Why do I hear Weird Al singing "I Think I'm a Clone, Now" suddenly?

[beachnut]

Saddam was shooting SCUDs at me in the desert! Saddam is gone!

Did I have something to do with his hanging? Do not shoot SCUDs at me please! You will hit something else! What a dope!

[DiskoVilante]

Finally, away that bastard.

They shouldn't have "awayed" Saddam yet. They executed him before other people with grievences could accuse him of crimes in the courts. Executing him so soon is kind of fishy too. Shouldn't they have tried him for his other crimes? Why did they try him only for the murder of those 143 people? Normally, people would be tried for all their crimes and then sentenced right?

I'm confused.:confused: It seems wrong.

[defaultdotxbe]

They shouldn't have "awayed" Saddam yet. They executed him before other people with grievences could accuse him of crimes in the courts. Executing him so soon is kind of fishy too. Shouldn't they have tried him for his other crimes? Why did they try him only for the murder of those 143 people? Normally, people would be tried for all their crimes and then sentenced right?

I'm confused.:confused: It seems wrong.
thats how the iraqi justice system works, they tried him for one crime, after he was found guilty he could appeal, which he did, the appeal was rejected, at that time they have 30 days to carry out the sentence

if he was found innocent on appeal then they move to the next crime

there is talk of trying him posthumously for other crimes, not sure how that is goign to work, but i guess it will give closure

[DiskoVilante]

thats how the iraqi justice system works, they tried him for one crime, after he was found guilty he could appeal, which he did, the appeal was rejected, at that time they have 30 days to carry out the sentence

if he was found innocent on appeal then they move to the next crime

there is talk of trying him posthumously for other crimes, not sure how that is goign to work, but i guess it will give closure

*smacks head*
I forgot that Iraq has a different justice system. It sucks in my opinion.

[JimBenArm]

*smacks head*
I forgot that Iraq has a different justice system. It sucks in my opinion.
Yeah, but it sure beats what they had before!

[beachnut]

They shouldn't have "awayed" Saddam yet. They executed him before other people with grievences could accuse him of crimes in the courts. Executing him so soon is kind of fishy too. Shouldn't they have tried him for his other crimes? Why did they try him only for the murder of those 143 people? Normally, people would be tried for all their crimes and then sentenced right?

I'm confused.:confused: It seems wrong.

You must be a liberal Islamic guy!? Sorry, if you do the crime you are dead almost the next day! They had to produce evidence for Saddam, he did not confess; confessing saves days, you can confess tonight and die in the morning!

Gee, questioning Islamic law would have you dead in the morning! Are you sure you want this on the record; you may be visiting Iraq one day and end up on the rope!

[~enigma~]

http://www.libertyforum.org/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=iraq_war&Number=295155728&t=-1#Post295155728

the kooks are already starting theories.
That's nothing. Look at this craziness.

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=100649623&page=0&EntryID=29122630&CategoryID=0&get=1&adTopicId=16&lastpagesent=1&Mytoken=1FA6661E-979B-4C66-85F052B47D27BCE936820316

[~enigma~]

They are planning to take the video... and put "LOOSECHANGE911.COM" on the bottom of it and post it everywhere...

Nice way to ruin your reputation...

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1935

Isn't their reputation ruined already? In my opinion that would just be another nail in their coffin.

[chipmunk stew]

Well so far they've also suggested ...

1. Writing 'truther' websites on dollar bills

2. Uploading celebrity sex videos edited to have a woowoo video start after a few seconds

3. And somehow fooling a website called 'digg' into doing something with woowoo sites so that somehow the hits on those sites is increased, apparently without anyone noticing, or something, which may, or may not, have caused digg to ban links to prisonplanet.
4. Using sexually-charged avatars and banners:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/chipmunk_stew/babe2.gif I don't know about you, but I'm convinced.

[Alt+F4]

5. Advertising on an egg.

http://www.eggfusion.com/

[NickUK]

4. Using sexually-charged avatars and banners:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/chipmunk_stew/babe2.gif I don't know about you, but I'm convinced.

I can't see any writing on there.

;)

[thatguywhojuggles]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2845265890295037758

Anyone understand Italian? This looks and sounds like a conspiracy vidoe re Sadam's execution.

[Free Thinkr]

After seeing George Bush Senior blamed for the Kennedy assassination, I've decided it's best not to try to guess what insanity woo-woos will come up with next.

[shanek]

Well, it's started already:

http://911hoax.com/Saddam_Gallery.asp

Apparently, the real Saddam was killed in 2003 and the one they just hanged was an impostor.